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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

 
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I'd like to pay off my debts. I have a car payment and student loan. I could take some of the money and help with my debts but not pay them off completely and then take part of the money to give to charity.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
just kidding
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Now you're damned!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because it would be an answer to my prayers. Erin Go Bragh.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I'm going soon in Ethiopia ,Africa ,ill buy them stuff courtesy of a irishman.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I have a total of $68 to my name right now
however
$5000 of your blood money won't buy your way into heaven.
Eat Shit and Die Asshole
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I need it to wipe my ass
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Kidding or not - I'm still maimed from work.

I don't know what I'm gonna do, or where to go. I've exhausted all normal routes.

My patience wains thin for this life... I don't know how much more I can take of this.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I need it to wipe my ass
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Isn't that what Canadian maple leaves are for?
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
There is no money,it's a joke, just like Op. He's not for real. Nobody on this forum ever is. Then You wonder why I have no hope for humanity. God just go ahead and kill us all off. We deserve it.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
you should give it to something like the 'make a wish foundation' or other charity for sick children.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
So I can bug out
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I'd like to pay off my debts. I have a car payment and student loan. I could take some of the money and help with my debts but not pay them off completely and then take part of the money to give to charity.
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Multimillionaire? 5,000 dollars?

What a scrooge.

Fuck off.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Actually I was going to say ....is there any more €€€€€ left in Ireland???
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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There is a no-kill animal shelter in the area where I live. I've given the shelter about $600 as they have lots of hungry dogs, cats, etc. But... there are more animals that I can't afford to help -- I'm more-or-less broke now. They do good work there -- it is the only no-kill shelter in my area; the other one kills all their animals in 2 weeks if no owner shows up to pay fines, etc.

Would you help this no-kill animal shelter if I told you which one it was?

Thanks.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Kidding or not - I'm still maimed from work.

I don't know what I'm gonna do, or where to go. I've exhausted all normal routes.

My patience wains thin for this life... I don't know how much more I can take of this.
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that does suck and if i was rich, i would help you out.

try making a post on here asking for suggestions, usually a good place to get advice
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I'm not worthy, so please go and buy $5000 worth of food and feed some of the people doing it tough in your country.

Please make it an unconditional gift to them, as no-one knows how tough a life they have had unless you have walked in their shoes.

The gift of food to a hungry person is a gift treasured!

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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because I can turn it into 15,000
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
 Quoting: murphy 5495256


Assuming you are serious (which I have my doubts about, honestly), here's what you do.

Wherever you live, go outside and find your way to the side of town where people have very little to live on. Every town has at least one area with low income housing, homeless
folks hanging out in the area, etc,...
See the guy shuffling along with only a light summer jacket
(cuz that's all he has) shivering in the cold? Go buy him a cooat....and make it a really warm one.
See the woman coughing and sneezing pushing a grocery cart with all her worldly belongings in it? Go find her a warm rental room to stay in...nothing elaborate, just someplace warm and throw in a few bags of groceries while you're at it.
Go to your local music store and buy a guitar or keyboard and then go to an old folks home and, assuming you can carry a tune in a bucket to start with, sing christmas carols to the old folks, a lot of whom hardly ever get visited, even by their own family.
Do that and your multi-millions won't mean a darn thing to you because you'll be so rich and feel so warm inside that you can barely stand it!!

Just my take on it.
DON'T bother sending the $5000 to me. I'd just do all of the above with it anyway. :-)
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
There is no money,it's a joke, just like Op. He's not for real. Nobody on this forum ever is. Then You wonder why I have no hope for humanity. God just go ahead and kill us all off. We deserve it.
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you mad bro ?
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12/19/2011 11:00 PM
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
just kidding
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You actually think we believed you LOL Dumbass
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12/19/2011 11:02 PM
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Beacuse I need to pay for a removalist, running away :(
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I can turn that 5k into 50k in a month. And I'll give you 5k back plus 10k.
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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id take it and burn it because money means nothing to me...
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I can turn that 5k into 50k in a month. And I'll give you 5k back plus 10k.
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You win !
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
If I ever win the lotto, I'm paying off whatever debt I owe and giving the rest to folks who really need it and GLP is where I'll start.
If we all had the heart and resources to do that, this world might just be worth saving.

For those who think ALL of humanity still sucks, some of it does, but there are still some who would give you the shirt off their backs if they had it to give.

Keep the faith, you never know what's around the next corner....after all, I do buy a few lotto tickets per month. Sure, it's a bit of a luxury, I suppose, but I can hope, can't I??
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I would use it to put the smiles on my wives and chidrens faces, and give them a holliday they soo diserve for being the bast family any man could ask for.

Yes I would spend it on them, Im not going to lie, I would buy them things that would make them light up, I would pay some bills so that my wife would get to spend at least one of her checks this year on something other than bills, like herself for once, I would take them all ut to a nice dinner like we used to have a few years ago.

I am not going to try and convince you I would do somethingthat would sae the world, all I can promise is that I would make 3 kids and a hard working wife happy for once. maybe fill up our pantry once in our lifetime and have it be full of food. I know for some 5000 wouldnt be vaery much but for our family it would help us out for a year.

But like the rest of the luck we have had this whole year, somebody will probably come up with some way better reason like curing a homeless person of brain cloads or something like that, or probably trueer than that this whole thing is some sort of fake thread. but who knows maybe theres a chance, it would be awesome to suprise my family on christmas day, you wana see a grwon man cry, make that happen and you will.

Just another wish from a fellow poor person. J
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Kidding or not - I'm still maimed from work.

I don't know what I'm gonna do, or where to go. I've exhausted all normal routes.

My patience wains thin for this life... I don't know how much more I can take of this.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Go take a Permaculture Design Course and use your imagination and mind to make money instead of your labour...duh.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Kidding or not - I'm still maimed from work.

I don't know what I'm gonna do, or where to go. I've exhausted all normal routes.

My patience wains thin for this life... I don't know how much more I can take of this.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


How can your boss claim you didn't work for him? Did he pay you under the table?

There was a post a while back about living off of the disability system. But people were pissed off about it, but it actually sounds like it's made for people like you, hold on, gonna find it.

Ok here:

Thread: How to live off the government - without having a ton of children (Or even one child!)

Even though there are a lot of people who abuse this, it sounds like you may really need it and be able to benefit from it. Good luck!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because I could get about 20 GRAMS OF COCAINE FOR THAT!

You see cokes really expensive over here and it's just not something you can afford except for the odd special occasion.
If you give me $5 grand I promise I will spend it all on coke and spend most of the next week lying beside the pool at a resort relaxing with a head full of quality coke drinking cocktails.
Money well spent ;)
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Husband lost his job in January. He is partially disabled from a work accident. He broke 3 ribs, destroyed his left shoulder, broke his pelvis in 3 places, and messed up his left knee. The doctors reconstructed his shoulder the best they could, but he has only partial use of the arm. Because of the pelvic fractures, he walks with a limp. His knee repair surgery was unsuccessful, and he needs a knee replacement.
My oldest daughter, who has a multitude of medical problems,born with mild spina bifida, bilateral hip dysplasia, and has emotional and learning disorders, became homeless over a year ago, and is staying with us. She has applied for SSI. She has not worked enough quarters in the past few years to get regular SSD.
My youngest daughter is doing excellant, and has no needs.
I have arthritus, COPD, and a bunch of other medical problems. I cannot work anymore.
But, we do not need the money. We are OK for now. When my husbands unemployment runs out, which it will run out the end of this month, unless D.C decides to give an extension, he will file for disability.At 59 and with his disabilities and other medical problems, there are no jobs for him.

The ones who really need it are my middle daughter and her husband. They bought a house at an auction earlier this year, a fix up special. They have one child, and another one on the way in about 3 weeks. My daughter has had a difficult pregnancy.She is getting her tubes tied after my newest grandchild is born. My son-in-law has had to take a lot of time off from work for eye surgeries. He has a condition where cysts continuously grow back on his eyelids, causing his eyes to swell up, and block his vision. He has had 3 surgeries this year, and had to take a lot of unpaid time off from his new job. Well, he lost his job 3 weeks ago. He cannot get unemployment, as he did not work long enough this year to qualify. They can't move into their house until they pay the property taxes on it, as a condition of getting the deed. The plumbers cannot get a city permit to do their plumbing, so they can move in, until the taxes, which include a city lein, are paid. The plumbers need to get paid too. They also have to have the deposit for the utilities. My son-in-law is trying to sell his car, to at least pay the taxes, so they can get the deed clear in their name. They had to move from where they were staying, to my daughters mother-in-laws house, which is across the state line, and a good drive away from their house. All of their household goods are sitting at their new house. The movers were paid, and the stuff got moved 1 1/2 months ago, then everything went sour for them.
They don't need $5,000 but $3,000 will get them in their house. I feel bad that we cannot help them, but we are not in the best of shapes over here, either, and it is going to get a lot worse once the unemployment stops.

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