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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

 
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
First there are others who are more in need of 5000 usd than what I am. I am not starving, my bills are paid and my business is treading water keeping afloat not losing money but not making a vast fortune either.

Going thru the immigration process with my wife and children, I would apply this money twards plane tickets for them to come to America asap. Thanks for the consideration, who couldnt use 5k?? to say that I really "need" it? i dont. Could I use it?? definately.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I am rich for having just read this entire thread. Good job OP. Absolutely amazing work you just did here. Half way down page 2 he says "just kidding" it then gets quoted a few posts later. A few people hate on op. I now repeat the fact he said just kidding. And watch.... There will be more after this, giving testimony in hopes of being the lucky one.

What else do people miss? Or dream of? Or become so fixated on or believing in that they miss the crucial information?

Bravo
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A lot of us know that no one is going to help anyone out with money. It's a pipe dream usually! As John Steinbeck said, "if you need help go to the poor. They are the only ones that will ever help. The only ones." But threads like this five people an opportunity to vent and express desires.I for one know that I will have to wait till next semester to buy a car and leave this hell hole I'm in, and I will, and I'll never look back or talk to my father again. I've truly been living in hell. It's funny how lazy people get when they don't have to struggle, or they don't try and get ahead. My fathers lifestyle makes me sick to my stomach.
I've come to realize in life, that if your own family won't help you when you're down, no one will. Society is filled with selfish, lazy, careless, egotistical, shallow people. It is a cold hearted world, and if you ever want to succeed in this place, you have to be a ruthless self serving individual and probably a good liar too. I, like George Carlin, have given up on my species.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I am rich for having just read this entire thread. Good job OP. Absolutely amazing work you just did here. Half way down page 2 he says "just kidding" it then gets quoted a few posts later. A few people hate on op. I now repeat the fact he said just kidding. And watch.... There will be more after this, giving testimony in hopes of being the lucky one.

What else do people miss? Or dream of? Or become so fixated on or believing in that they miss the crucial information?

Bravo
 Quoting: Gthree777


I too thought the thread was beneficial...unless of course people missed the bit "just kidding" and got false hope from the thread.

Whilst many replies were excellent and if I were wealthy I would try to help many many people this answer resonated well

Give me a job instead. I'm willing to work. and I can,too.
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There is so much self esteem improvement when people just can get a job!

To all those who are down on their luck through illness or injury or just their current situation I hope your lives improve soon.

So many people suffer in silence and my heart goes out to you all!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
OP if I had $5000 I could create a job. And maybe create a few jobs for other people. I would agree to pay it back in 5 years.
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12/20/2011 02:47 AM
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I wont lie mate me n the boys wanna have a great big piss up with your cash. And we did win the rugby world cup aye.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
In all seriousness.

I was injured on the job, but my boss denied me even working for him.

I need to get MRI's and see a nuerologist.

I've already seen an orthopedic surgeon, who informed me that I have the following injuries:

Torn Rotator Cuff
Torn Labrum
Separated A/C Joint
Severed Long Thoracic Nerve

I haven't been able to work, let alone get out of bed for the better part of 3 months.

I was denied medical assitance twice by the county.

I don't know what to do, and I'm running out of options, FAST.
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hfGood luck friend. You will overcome this.

Peace to you. I hope the OP see's your request.
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Because the price of being a volunteer animal shelter is about wiping me and the wife financially out. But if not us helping a whole lot of unloved animals would be dead. Labor of love really just damn expensive
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if what you are saying is true and the OP isn't being an idiot that is pretending [hope he is being truthful] then I hope that you receive it, I could surely do with some good luck but you would use the money far better than I would, IM drowning in poverty at the moment and 5grand would be snatched by the never ending repo-debters that have me near suicide. but only near - Im strong enough I think to keep them out. If I won it Id ask the OP to send it straight to you, because without people like you animals would be a whole lot worse off.
thanks for taking the time and effort to care for animals my friend, I dont believe in god, but I believe in man!
respect.

OP if you choose me for some reason please forward it to this person that is caring for animals, a true gift of life is always ongoing and costly when it comes to the animals that most people dont care or even know about.

jk
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Ive just found out that OP is kidding, Im sorry mate, I truely would have passed it straight to you, this thread has upset me a bit because some people can be very cruel without a care for their actions.
this thread should be unpinned and deleted,
anyone wishing to donate any monies for real should ask the moderators of glp to hold the money for the potential winner so that people know that its for real.
my kid doesnt realise how poor we are, I hide it from her, I pretend sometimes that I have eaten my food before she came home so that she eats 7 days a week, I eat only 3-5 days sometimes, yet would still have passed it to the animal shelter.
shame on you OP
shame on you.
I feel so sad sometimes
most of the time
this thread just made me realise what a terrible world we really do live in.
shame on you OP
SHAME ON YOU
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because the price of being a volunteer animal shelter is about wiping me and the wife financially out. But if not us helping a whole lot of unloved animals would be dead. Labor of love really just damn expensive
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7410152


if what you are saying is true and the OP isn't being an idiot that is pretending [hope he is being truthful] then I hope that you receive it, I could surely do with some good luck but you would use the money far better than I would, IM drowning in poverty at the moment and 5grand would be snatched by the never ending repo-debters that have me near suicide. but only near - Im strong enough I think to keep them out. If I won it Id ask the OP to send it straight to you, because without people like you animals would be a whole lot worse off.
thanks for taking the time and effort to care for animals my friend, I dont believe in god, but I believe in man!
respect.

OP if you choose me for some reason please forward it to this person that is caring for animals, a true gift of life is always ongoing and costly when it comes to the animals that most people dont care or even know about.

jk
 Quoting: jk 7424293


Ive just found out that OP is kidding, Im sorry mate, I truely would have passed it straight to you, this thread has upset me a bit because some people can be very cruel without a care for their actions.
this thread should be unpinned and deleted,
anyone wishing to donate any monies for real should ask the moderators of glp to hold the money for the potential winner so that people know that its for real.
my kid doesnt realise how poor we are, I hide it from her, I pretend sometimes that I have eaten my food before she came home so that she eats 7 days a week, I eat only 3-5 days sometimes, yet would still have passed it to the animal shelter.
shame on you OP
shame on you.
I feel so sad sometimes
most of the time
this thread just made me realise what a terrible world we really do live in.
shame on you OP
SHAME ON YOU
 Quoting: jk 7425702


WOW jk.... Sorry to hear of your situation.

You sound like a most wonderful person & parent!

I hope your world turns around for you soon.

Best wishes to you and your family!

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Don't send money but do google OTEC and observe many side benifits especially in arid regions.
Invest in OTEC to save the world.Dove38

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because i'm poor and i want to help my family by being able to pay for a medical treatment for my little brother that suffer from a kidney issue.
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Arn't you in Canda?? Thought you all had the best free health care!! Why would you need to help pay for medical treatment??
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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Cheap bastard...5k isnt shit
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Start a bread business, grow a garden, teach to share, teach to slow down and enjoy life on life's terms. Help feed people. These are tough times, and I feel bad for those who need basic stuff-
Profit based society is ruining the world. If only we could all get together and make sure everyone is fed and housed!
"Sometimes I think we have all gotten to rich. There is no dissatisfaction as that of the rich. Feed a man, clothe him, put him in a good home, and he will die because he has nothing to do." Steinbeck.
There is so much work to be done in this world, so many people suffering, and so much because of greed. If only we could all put down our pride and our vices, and help. If only the world could live as ONE.
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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Fuck your money ...you tight arsed sad arrogent git
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keep your money
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Sadly I read that title and thought oh my goodness, I need that. And I do, badly. Then I thought, this is GLP, so most likely it's a bunch of bull so why waste my time.

The sad thing is the vast majority of us do need it. I just to keep my house. The finacial strain my family has endured since my youngest was born is ridiculous. However, then again, I'm sure there is someone out there that needs it much more than I. I only need half of that. If you're for real I hope you find someone who really needs it and will pay it forward OP

Edited to add:

Just as I suspected, you are not for real. Lol.

It's so sad that people have gotten so strained that they hope that a kind person will help them out, looking for just one glimmer of hope/kindness from another human. So many people here with so many needs. I hope you all find the help you need!

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any thread that is soliciting money or asking others to solicit money should be deleted...TRINITYYYYYYYYY...please action the obvious.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I would like this $5000 to be used to purchase 111 bottles of the most unique healing extract called Ganoderma from Malyasia.


I will then distribute these bottles to at least one hundred people with diabetes, autism, arthritis, cancer, high blood pressure, gout, fatigue, depression, and so much more, as there are numerous testimonies of complete cure from these diseases. It also helps Alzheimers, and cogntive issues.

To date, I have given away at least 15 bottles as a thank you to God for healing me with this. But I want to help so many more people.

My story:

I have been healed of high blood pressure and depression, plus am no longer fatigued. Plus it healed my cognitive deficits ( memory loss) received from a car wreck. Therefore I have much to be thankful for.

People I have helped to date:

My fiancee has been healed of gout, and now does not have to take any meds for diabetes.

My sister-in-law has had two fiborus tumors shrink and totally disappear in her breasts that were prone to cancer. This product is anti-tumor.

My best girlfriends breast cancerous breast tumor
disappeared and she had felt no effects of radiation.

My other girlfriends mother's hand, that had been closed shut due to stroke, opened up and is useful after four days of pills.

I have had four friends cut their insulin in half, and soon will be totally off insulin. Plus five friends have gotten off their blood pressure meds.

I have over twenty friends who have mitigated their arthritis pain.


I have heard a testimony of a seven year old girl that is autistic ( who could only speak one word sentences) but began to speak in full sentences after one week on the product. I would give a bottle to the GLP respondent that previously said that she had great expenses for her autistic child.

Asian studies show that 60% of all types of cancers can be cured by taking a short megadose of these capsules and I beleive it, as two of my friends tumors disintegrated with use. They did have to megadose with 3 bottles, instead of one... There is also an almost 90% cancer cure rate if this is given prior to chemotherapy (where other organs are destroyed.)

So if i tithe the winning gift of $5000 to a blend of cancer patients and other diseases, then I cannot tithe to 111 people, but could spread the joy and gift of life to at least one hundred people!

My fiancee and I have tithed many bottles to date, and made a commitment to God to tithe $275 per month (6 bottles at $45 (for product, tax and shipping) to 6 of our friends each month who are sick and cannot afford it.

We have helped so many people and want to help more.

If I win the $5000, I would give these bottles to GLP users who have these diseases. I could help at least one hundred GLPers and maybe up to 111 people.
I could scour the previous responses in this thread and give a bottle to everyone who mentioned a health issue, plus could keep track of any others who truly have diseases.

Then we could communicate again and create a thread of the recipients' success stories.

Wouldn't that be cool!

OP, This would be a very awesome Christmas gift to our own group. After all, Christmas is about love and sharing it with others. I do not want any of this money for myself but to share it with unfortunate GLP members.

Merry Christmas! Lisa From Indiana
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Cheap ass, only 5 g you could change a persons life and not even notice.
It's like me giving away a nickel.
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hell if i had $5000 i could start a small wholesale business
and make a few jobs at the same time
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I could sure use 5 grand. I am a retired Vet from the Canadian Armed Forces living on a disability pension that is really nothing at all. I have been a foster parent and at one time was raising nine children. Been married and divorced twice. Just lost my home a year ago and am still trying to get back on my feet. Everytime I think I am finally above water again something happens to sink me. I still have four boys living with me and to be honest I have not done anything for just myself in years. I stay home and cook and clean and make sure the kids are all taken care of and by 8 oclock at night I am so exhausted I lie down on the couch and fall a sleep. Have not had my own bedroom or my own bed in years. I give the kids there own rooms. Every thing I do is for my children. The only friends I have are people I talk to on the internet on Facebook. Would just be nice to have the pressure taken away and be able to go to sleep at night and not worry. Even this year for Christmas it is going to break me.Have to keep the kids happy. Oh yeah and I filed for bankruptcy two years ago. And yet I still manage to help out any one out there that needs some caring. I just sent an aqaintance 100 bucks because she has a boy and is pregnant again and is on welfare and was quite upset because she could not even put up a tree this year. She said I was a hero to her. I made there holidays possible. I could go on and on but I wont. Merry Christmas. Have a good one.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Why don't you donate it to a soup kitchen or something?

Hand out some food to needy people.

Buy some toys for need kids?
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BECAUSE I WANT TO MAKE SOME MORE TUTUS FOR CHILDREN IN CANCER HOSPITALS
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thanks for the offer but im in the same boat as op and wouldnt want to take from those in need. might do something like this oneday.
haha...tight wad!
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P.s. if your a MULTI millionaire, it would seem I could help more than one person with a mere $5 grand! U need to take lessons from Michael Jackson!!! At least he donated 50% of ALL HIS EARNINGS!! Why do ya think he got it ALL back plus, BILLIONS more. Give and it shall be given to you, pressed down, shaken together and running over! Shame......My bet is ...that one person will NEVER see a dime from this yaao.a- hoo!
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In all seriousness.

I was injured on the job, but my boss denied me even working for him.

I need to get MRI's and see a nuerologist.

I've already seen an orthopedic surgeon, who informed me that I have the following injuries:

Torn Rotator Cuff
Torn Labrum
Separated A/C Joint
Severed Long Thoracic Nerve

I haven't been able to work, let alone get out of bed for the better part of 3 months.

I was denied medical assitance twice by the county.

I don't know what to do, and I'm running out of options, FAST.
 Quoting: Archaic Mason


Why don't you go ask your filthy rich masonic friends rather than spilling your guts to a moronic BS OP on a forum? You are, after all, supposed to be "brothers", aren't you?

In other words, if you're penniless, don't you have anything better to do than to pay the high annual fee to mett this bunch of fuckers?
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Here is what you can do with your $5000. For those who did not hear, over the weekend a Typhoon swept across the Southern Philippines and caused extensive flooding to the Northern portion of Mindanao. Here is a link to a recent CBS story [link to www.youtube.com] Countless villages were swept into the sea and the metropolitan areas of Cagayan de Oro and Iligan were particularly hard hit. If you are in a position to help financially please do so,if not, please keep the people in Mindanao in your prayers this Christmas season as they have a very long road to recovery. Here is a site that lists the various organizations and their contact info. [link to www.acelynnierva.com] There are a couple of international organizations on this list that you will be familiar with. As for local groups, I have only been in touch with the Iligan Bloggers Society and know for certain that 100% of the funds raised by them will go to aiding the victims. They along with many of the others have a Paypal donation button in their links or websites

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i'll top you, and you know you want that.
SLAM THAT CLAM
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because I in turn (since I really don't need it) would donate it to the local womens and childrens shelter and ask them to use it for meals to feed hundreds (that really could use it).

Another alternative (since you are from Ireland) is for you to donate it to the "Young Life" group that is growing over there. It would go to good use with that program as well.
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Reading this thread brought me to tears. GLP is just a small microcosm of the general population, but seeing what some are dealing with is just staggering, and frankly I said a "Thank You" to God for what I DO have, instead of wishing for things I DON'T which would make for a more comfortable life.

What kind of country do we live in, where the Government sends BILLIONS to foreign countries (which the general population never sees) and spends TRILLIONS on warfare (which, unfortunately, the general population sees too much of), and yet leaves its' own citizens in such misery?

My God!!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Because you want me to willingly give it back to you so you can give me 50,000
Which I will then turn into 500,000 dollars by giving it back to you again, and you giving me 500,000 dollars.
After that, you have the option of giving me 5,000,000 dollars if I just return the 500,000 dollars.

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