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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

 
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I would like this $5000 to be used to purchase 111 bottles of the most unique healing extract called Ganoderma from Malyasia.


I will then distribute these bottles to at least one hundred people with diabetes, autism, arthritis, cancer, high blood pressure, gout, fatigue, depression, and so much more, as there are numerous testimonies of complete cure from these diseases. It also helps Alzheimers, and cogntive issues.

To date, I have given away at least 15 bottles as a thank you to God for healing me with this. But I want to help so many more people.

My story:

I have been healed of high blood pressure and depression, plus am no longer fatigued. Plus it healed my cognitive deficits ( memory loss) received from a car wreck. Therefore I have much to be thankful for.

People I have helped to date:

My fiancee has been healed of gout, and now does not have to take any meds for diabetes.

My sister-in-law has had two fiborus tumors shrink and totally disappear in her breasts that were prone to cancer. This product is anti-tumor.

My best girlfriends breast cancerous breast tumor
disappeared and she had felt no effects of radiation.

My other girlfriends mother's hand, that had been closed shut due to stroke, opened up and is useful after four days of pills.

I have had four friends cut their insulin in half, and soon will be totally off insulin. Plus five friends have gotten off their blood pressure meds.

I have over twenty friends who have mitigated their arthritis pain.


I have heard a testimony of a seven year old girl that is autistic ( who could only speak one word sentences) but began to speak in full sentences after one week on the product. I would give a bottle to the GLP respondent that previously said that she had great expenses for her autistic child.

Asian studies show that 60% of all types of cancers can be cured by taking a short megadose of these capsules and I beleive it, as two of my friends tumors disintegrated with use. They did have to megadose with 3 bottles, instead of one... There is also an almost 90% cancer cure rate if this is given prior to chemotherapy (where other organs are destroyed.)

So if i tithe the winning gift of $5000 to a blend of cancer patients and other diseases, then I cannot tithe to 111 people, but could spread the joy and gift of life to at least one hundred people!

My fiancee and I have tithed many bottles to date, and made a commitment to God to tithe $275 per month (6 bottles at $45 (for product, tax and shipping) to 6 of our friends each month who are sick and cannot afford it.

We have helped so many people and want to help more.

If I win the $5000, I would give these bottles to GLP users who have these diseases. I could help at least one hundred GLPers and maybe up to 111 people.
I could scour the previous responses in this thread and give a bottle to everyone who mentioned a health issue, plus could keep track of any others who truly have diseases.

Then we could communicate again and create a thread of the recipients' success stories.

Wouldn't that be cool!

OP, This would be a very awesome Christmas gift to our own group. After all, Christmas is about love and sharing it with others. I do not want any of this money for myself but to share it with unfortunate GLP members.

Merry Christmas! Lisa From Indiana
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Hi Lisa, never heard of this but would love to give it a try. Do you have a link where to order this and I might order you one too.
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
 Quoting: murphy 5495256


Assuming you are serious (which I have my doubts about, honestly), here's what you do.

Wherever you live, go outside and find your way to the side of town where people have very little to live on. Every town has at least one area with low income housing, homeless
folks hanging out in the area, etc,...
See the guy shuffling along with only a light summer jacket
(cuz that's all he has) shivering in the cold? Go buy him a cooat....and make it a really warm one.
See the woman coughing and sneezing pushing a grocery cart with all her worldly belongings in it? Go find her a warm rental room to stay in...nothing elaborate, just someplace warm and throw in a few bags of groceries while you're at it.
Go to your local music store and buy a guitar or keyboard and then go to an old folks home and, assuming you can carry a tune in a bucket to start with, sing christmas carols to the old folks, a lot of whom hardly ever get visited, even by their own family.
Do that and your multi-millions won't mean a darn thing to you because you'll be so rich and feel so warm inside that you can barely stand it!!

Just my take on it.
DON'T bother sending the $5000 to me. I'd just do all of the above with it anyway. :-)
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
single dad...2 wonderful boys... I will save half for their college...and then we are going to Disneyland!!!
please try to tell me the truth...
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just kidding
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Too bad you were kidding because if you were serious I would have told you to pick your 10 favorite charities and I would have matched you dollar for dollar, with verification of course.
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You shouldn't give money to grown people, it just makes them dependent.

Try giving it to a kids charity of some kind.
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Because I'm broke.
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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You are NOT a multimillionaire!
And if you would give me 5000 $, which is not so much, you can be sure - I would give it back to you, because, maybe, you are a thief!

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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I need to pay my tuition at Buffalo State College for Spring Semester and buy my books and materials for classes. I do not qualify for loans or grants. I was searching the internet for how I could get the funds I need when I came across your post. Whomever you decide to give it to, I think it's absolutely wonderful! God bless you!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I would like this $5000 to be used to purchase 111 bottles of the most unique healing extract called Ganoderma from Malyasia.


I will then distribute these bottles to at least one hundred people with diabetes, autism, arthritis, cancer, high blood pressure, gout, fatigue, depression, and so much more, as there are numerous testimonies of complete cure from these diseases. It also helps Alzheimers, and cogntive issues.

To date, I have given away at least 15 bottles as a thank you to God for healing me with this. But I want to help so many more people.

My story:

I have been healed of high blood pressure and depression, plus am no longer fatigued. Plus it healed my cognitive deficits ( memory loss) received from a car wreck. Therefore I have much to be thankful for.

People I have helped to date:

My fiancee has been healed of gout, and now does not have to take any meds for diabetes.

My sister-in-law has had two fiborus tumors shrink and totally disappear in her breasts that were prone to cancer. This product is anti-tumor.

My best girlfriends breast cancerous breast tumor
disappeared and she had felt no effects of radiation.

My other girlfriends mother's hand, that had been closed shut due to stroke, opened up and is useful after four days of pills.

I have had four friends cut their insulin in half, and soon will be totally off insulin. Plus five friends have gotten off their blood pressure meds.

I have over twenty friends who have mitigated their arthritis pain.


I have heard a testimony of a seven year old girl that is autistic ( who could only speak one word sentences) but began to speak in full sentences after one week on the product. I would give a bottle to the GLP respondent that previously said that she had great expenses for her autistic child.

Asian studies show that 60% of all types of cancers can be cured by taking a short megadose of these capsules and I beleive it, as two of my friends tumors disintegrated with use. They did have to megadose with 3 bottles, instead of one... There is also an almost 90% cancer cure rate if this is given prior to chemotherapy (where other organs are destroyed.)

So if i tithe the winning gift of $5000 to a blend of cancer patients and other diseases, then I cannot tithe to 111 people, but could spread the joy and gift of life to at least one hundred people!

My fiancee and I have tithed many bottles to date, and made a commitment to God to tithe $275 per month (6 bottles at $45 (for product, tax and shipping) to 6 of our friends each month who are sick and cannot afford it.

We have helped so many people and want to help more.

If I win the $5000, I would give these bottles to GLP users who have these diseases. I could help at least one hundred GLPers and maybe up to 111 people.
I could scour the previous responses in this thread and give a bottle to everyone who mentioned a health issue, plus could keep track of any others who truly have diseases.

Then we could communicate again and create a thread of the recipients' success stories.

Wouldn't that be cool!

OP, This would be a very awesome Christmas gift to our own group. After all, Christmas is about love and sharing it with others. I do not want any of this money for myself but to share it with unfortunate GLP members.

Merry Christmas! Lisa From Indiana
 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 7385942


Hi Lisa, never heard of this but would love to give it a try. Do you have a link where to order this and I might order you one too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5747758


Yes, please tell us what oil this is. Thank you for sharing and God bless you and yours.

hf
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OP, I would buy my own land.
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
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Oh, for crying out loud. Not THIS bullshit again.

Tell me, what kind of whacky thrill do you idiots get out of this?
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im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
 Quoting: murphy 5495256


You should give this money to me so I can generate another 10K thus giving me a toal of 15K. Then I will give you back your 5K, OP. I will keep 5K for me, and give the other 5K to another person, show them what I did to generate all of the money, and hope they do the same.

In the meantime you take your 5K and give it away again.
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Keep it you filthy nut!

First of all, you are lying and are not a millionaire.

Second, you are cheap. Even though you are a liar, $5000 is all you would give to someone in need. You big cheapo!!! I would give a million if i had muti millions.

Last, why don't ya give it to a food bank, instead of advertising how much money you are pretending to have.
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DONATE IT TO RON PAUL's PRESIDENTIAL 2012 ELECTION CAMPAIGN AND WE'LL ALL BE BETTER OFF!
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
What you do unto the least of the, you do unto me. So if you give it to anyone, you give it to me as well. So thank you.
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Here is what you can do with your $5000. For those who did not hear, over the weekend a Typhoon swept across the Southern Philippines and caused extensive flooding to the Northern portion of Mindanao. Here is a link to a recent CBS story [link to www.youtube.com] Countless villages were swept into the sea and the metropolitan areas of Cagayan de Oro and Iligan were particularly hard hit. If you are in a position to help financially please do so,if not, please keep the people in Mindanao in your prayers this Christmas season as they have a very long road to recovery. Here is a site that lists the various organizations and their contact info. There are [link to www.acelynnierva.com] a couple of international organizations on this list that you will be familiar with. As for local groups, I have only been in touch with the Iligan Bloggers Society and know for certain that 100% of the funds raised by them will go to aiding the victims. They along with many of the others have a Paypal donation button in their links or websites
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
Buy gardening equipment and seeds and plant a 2 acre garden. Sell half the crop and buy another acre. Feed your family for a year with the other half, save your seeds to plant next season. The next year plant the 3 acres. Donate 1/3 of crop to your fellow citizens or half and recruit community help for next season. Feed your family with 1/3. Sell 1/3. Buy another acre. continue expanding, etc.
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So I can hand it out to the homeless vets panhandling on the exit ramps.
I only believe half of what I read and even half of that is bullshit.
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just kidding
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Attention Tards! Did ya all miss this one?
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I say bsflag no one is getting anything, go on OP prove me wrong.
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So I can hand it out to the homeless vets panhandling on the exit ramps.
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This really blows my mind. Noone in America should be homeless.
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In all seriousness.

I was injured on the job, but my boss denied me even working for him.

I need to get MRI's and see a nuerologist.

I've already seen an orthopedic surgeon, who informed me that I have the following injuries:

Torn Rotator Cuff
Torn Labrum
Separated A/C Joint
Severed Long Thoracic Nerve

I haven't been able to work, let alone get out of bed for the better part of 3 months.

I was denied medical assitance twice by the county.

I don't know what to do, and I'm running out of options, FAST.
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Yes, please, if you are for real, choose this guy. He's in really big trouble (if legit). I've been praying for him. Please be part of the answer...
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Re: im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you
I would like this $5000 to be used to purchase 111 bottles of the most unique healing extract called Ganoderma from Malyasia.


I will then distribute these bottles to at least one hundred people with diabetes, autism, arthritis, cancer, high blood pressure, gout, fatigue, depression, and so much more, as there are numerous testimonies of complete cure from these diseases. It also helps Alzheimers, and cogntive issues.

To date, I have given away at least 15 bottles as a thank you to God for healing me with this. But I want to help so many more people.

My story:

I have been healed of high blood pressure and depression, plus am no longer fatigued. Plus it healed my cognitive deficits ( memory loss) received from a car wreck. Therefore I have much to be thankful for.

People I have helped to date:

My fiancee has been healed of gout, and now does not have to take any meds for diabetes.

My sister-in-law has had two fiborus tumors shrink and totally disappear in her breasts that were prone to cancer. This product is anti-tumor.

My best girlfriends breast cancerous breast tumor
disappeared and she had felt no effects of radiation.

My other girlfriends mother's hand, that had been closed shut due to stroke, opened up and is useful after four days of pills.

I have had four friends cut their insulin in half, and soon will be totally off insulin. Plus five friends have gotten off their blood pressure meds.

I have over twenty friends who have mitigated their arthritis pain.


I have heard a testimony of a seven year old girl that is autistic ( who could only speak one word sentences) but began to speak in full sentences after one week on the product. I would give a bottle to the GLP respondent that previously said that she had great expenses for her autistic child.

Asian studies show that 60% of all types of cancers can be cured by taking a short megadose of these capsules and I beleive it, as two of my friends tumors disintegrated with use. They did have to megadose with 3 bottles, instead of one... There is also an almost 90% cancer cure rate if this is given prior to chemotherapy (where other organs are destroyed.)

So if i tithe the winning gift of $5000 to a blend of cancer patients and other diseases, then I cannot tithe to 111 people, but could spread the joy and gift of life to at least one hundred people!

My fiancee and I have tithed many bottles to date, and made a commitment to God to tithe $275 per month (6 bottles at $45 (for product, tax and shipping) to 6 of our friends each month who are sick and cannot afford it.

We have helped so many people and want to help more.

If I win the $5000, I would give these bottles to GLP users who have these diseases. I could help at least one hundred GLPers and maybe up to 111 people.
I could scour the previous responses in this thread and give a bottle to everyone who mentioned a health issue, plus could keep track of any others who truly have diseases.

Then we could communicate again and create a thread of the recipients' success stories.

Wouldn't that be cool!

OP, This would be a very awesome Christmas gift to our own group. After all, Christmas is about love and sharing it with others. I do not want any of this money for myself but to share it with unfortunate GLP members.

Merry Christmas! Lisa From Indiana
 Quoting: Lisa From Indiana 7385942


Hi Lisa, never heard of this but would love to give it a try. Do you have a link where to order this and I might order you one too.
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Multi-Level-Marketing
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I can turn that 5k into 50k in a month. And I'll give you 5k back plus 10k.
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You win !
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Too bad the OP was full of BS but I'm not. Hmm, maybe I should donate some of my profits instead (of course, I do give some to charity).
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Because im poor and want to get my son christmas presents...
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Either to this person...
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In all seriousness.

I was injured on the job, but my boss denied me even working for him.

I need to get MRI's and see a nuerologist.

I've already seen an orthopedic surgeon, who informed me that I have the following injuries:

Torn Rotator Cuff
Torn Labrum
Separated A/C Joint
Severed Long Thoracic Nerve

I haven't been able to work, let alone get out of bed for the better part of 3 months.

I was denied medical assitance twice by the county.

I don't know what to do, and I'm running out of options, FAST.
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Or to this person.
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Because I don't want 5k, I want 50k. I would like to quit my monotonous but well paying job and continue research into antigravity and (hate to say it), free energy. 50k would only allow me to quit my job and find investors - but that's the only thing needed to start. It would not be charity - it would be investment but if I am good, my charities are good, always have been.
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OP,

I imagine you thought this would be taken lightly on an Internet site.

And by most of us it was.

But some of these answers were heart-breaking and for a moment you gave them a dream before shattering it.

I hope in the future you will think about the fact that there are some desperate people out there right now with no sense of hope.

I believe it's just plain cruel to do play this prank on ANYONE living on the earth right now.

I hope you understand where I'm coming from.

Merry Christmas to you and those you love.

Miggy
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But some of these answers were heart-breaking and for a moment you gave them a dream before shattering it.

I hope in the future you will think about the fact that there are some desperate people out there right now with no sense of hope.

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Didnt realize it was a joke until just now.

Sorry to all those who had a glimmer of hope only to have it shattered by this asshole.

I can only hope all have the best holiday period they can.
Stay safe.
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