im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

I don't deserve it, I am a sinner. You keep it. Thanks anyways.

Because I would do anything to get it I really need it.I am unable to work because I stay in pain all the time I've tried to get on disability,But they say I'm to young. I broke my back in a motorbike wreck when I was 12yrs old,and didnt no at the time never went to the hospital.And It growed back like that.I have no income I'm staying with my mother I havent seen my son in 2yrs. It would help me get on my feet and move where he is. I could live for 5yrs with that kind of money.And when I get my disability I could slowly pay you back,I give you my word as a man.Because I owe no man in this world or have I ever tried to borrow money.But I'm getting older and my body is breaking down,I stay in constant pain even if I take anything for it.Doctor's got me hooked on painpills they don't help.Just make you crazy.Lawyer's dont care or do anything Imight be dead before get anything.If you really wanted to help somebody for real!You would definately be the answer I've been looking for.If we could talk person to person you would see I'm for real.My number is 276-494-5239 I live in bristol,va.Fairly intelligent but I have no real friends,no family who would help.I am scum beneath their feet.All I want is a chance.Your humble and obedient servant T---- A----.I tell you the rest of my name if you respond but even if you dont.Peace unto you my brother.Every thing will be alright for both of us I'm sure.

OMG I have been searching all over the internet on ways I could make money. I found this on a search and had to sign up just to post on this thread. I am just a housewife that had excellent credit that went down the tubes in the last year. I don't want to give you the story on here but I would in an email. Nothing would be better than a gift like this that you are doing for someone. I will hope and hope I get a response from you. I would really like to tell you what has been going on I just don't want to make it so public. Crossing fingers and toes. You are soooo right about loan places!!! Contact me pick me pick me please!

OP: because I know of your grey underwear with shit stains and piss stains.

I also know about that shit you fancy to do with rope/twine.



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BULLSHIT!!! You Lying Dick. Fuck you and YOUR $5000 Bitch!!!

I would randomly pick poor people at the grocery store and pay for their food.

Because I'll turn it into $50,000 in 3 years

I would give it / hand it back to you to show that its not me to recieve and that I am not attached to the outcome and to confirm if it was ment to be so.

Did anybody actualy get the 5 large out of this asshole? I'm not interrested enough to read through the 16 pages of bullshit to find out.

Because I have a newborn son and I need to find a decent apartment for us. We live in a basement. I don't have furniture either, and could really use the funds to create a nice environment to raise him in.

i may have already said this but again..give me 5000 dollars in Vegas with one roll of the dice and i will win it back double,repay you and still have the 5000 you gave me...

I lost my job today id be happy with 500 LOL

because in reality this money is actually worth nothing. its a way for the rulers to manipulate the masses. we do all their labor and they give us these credits so that we may be able to eek our way through this life. we do labor and all the footwork for their mega corporations and are given peanuts while the reap the rewards. but remember we live in a free country! fuck you and your credits besides it never made you truly happy did it you materialistic fool!

I am in serious need to make some money to get to college in a month. I have been working for scholarships since January and I still haven't had any luck :( I'm trying so hard and I'm willing to work for it, I can draw and paint...anything I really need it.

Just $5000? I can give you a million reasons why you should give it to me but all you are doing is playing head games with people here. So stop wasting everybody's time with your bullshit and help someone who really needs it like a homeless person or someone in a shelter. I guarentee those type of people could use it more than anybody on this website. DA





Anyways must be nice to have that kind of money so if you do then it would be nice of you to do the right thing and stop posting your bullshit!

$5000 would be a great random gift to get but personally (probably like many others) id prefer to have a steady paycheck and job...

You are a nasty nasty person who gets off on the fact that people need money. Have you even given any of this so called money to anyone yet NOPE i didnt think so

I am a single mom who has been struggling for a long time. I am also dealing with the illness of my dad. I need 3000 by midnight tonight or we are all going to be homeless tomorrow afternoon. I would take a loan or work for it in some honest capacity. I pray you see this and here my cry.

No person of the western world deserves your money,even you.give it all to the people that are starving and punch yourself in the head for being a multi millionaire.peace.

If your a MULTI millionaire ...and all you will do from the bottom of your wonderful, giving heart is give ONE GLP'er $5 lousy grand, then KEEP IT!!! BECAUSE A.) YOU OBVIOUSLY NEED IT MUCH WORSE THAN ANYBODY ON HERE OR B.) YOUR A GREEDY BASTARD WITH NO REAL DESIRE TO HELP ANYONE WHO REALLY NEEDS IT. OR 3.) YOUR ONE HUGE LOSER, WHICH IS WHY GOD SAID THE RICH MAN HAS THE HARDEST TIME ENTERING HEAVEN...BECAUSE HE WONT LET GO IF HIS WORLDLY CRAP!!!!
IF YOU WERE GENUINE.....YOU SHOULD PICK 20 -30 PPL AND GIVE THEM EACH $5,000. AFTER ALL, YOU ARE A MULTI MILLIONAIRE, RIGHT?! .......RIGHT! ♠♠♠‹‹‹‹ lets just call a spade a spade shall we? Or a liar a liar.

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I could use it to help the facebook granny "Make a 103 year granny a millionaire" listing in the Guinness Book of Records and establish the first "Centenarian Relief Fund" for the 70,000 in America. Foundations grants are for the younger generations. Longevity should be respected not neglected.

I'll tell you why Murph.

The other day I whittnessed a couple of dogs almost hit by a passing truck. I too almost hit them but swerved just in time to avoid any collision.

These poor dogs looked so scared, so I took a chance and stopped and I oppened my door and yelled..."Come on boy, let's go..LETS GO BOY...get in go for a ride."

I was shocked when the two ran over to my door and jumped in. I was on my way to work and now had two very greatful riders that were most likely totally lost and hungry, what to do..what to do.

I get to work, punch in and tried to figgure out what I should do next, it was going to hot out and they wouldnt survive in the van. I tried to call Animal control, but apperantly they do not come to get lost pets anymore, or so the recording stated. The boxer had a tag with a bum number, but it did have an address.

Well, I decided to ask for some time off to get them to the address listed on the tag, it was a long shot as it was 15 miles from where I picked them up, at but worth it if they got home.

I took off two hours, and as it turned out it was a good address and there was a poster pinned on a tree with the two of them on it. Me, being a lover of animals know how important they are so I was happy get them home. As it turns out they had been gone for 3 days becouse the gate was left open in the back after some landscappers left.

I called the number on the poster and the lady was crying with joy and on her way back home. I put them in the back yard and closed the gate and left.

She was bawling on the phone...made me tear up a bit too..

The dogs names are Sissy and MURPHY!

Is this the help I could ues also?

Sorry for being so long.

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Op already said just kidding.

Id prefer a job or inside info on which business to start. 2 children here and the job i have now is min wage. I even have a degree... :-(

Because you offered. I hope i could do with it what i will. Thank you for your kind offer

You should give it to me because I owe exactly $5000 left on my child support payments then I'm DONE! It would ease a HUGE burden from me since I make only $29,000 a year.

Once I pay it off I am done.

Hey op, still there?