im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

Because, financially speaking, one is up Shit Creek in the barbed wire canoe.

Now, ante up bitch!

Although the people on the eastcoast should have prepared alot of them didn't & they need your help. But if you are truly a multimillionaire, I'am sure you could give more $$. Except my apology if you have already done so.

I don't want it.........is that good enough?

Give it to the Salvation Army to help Sandy victims.

Murphy

STOP IT!

This just isn't right what you are doing.

Iam sure this thread is just for your own personal entertainment.

You have these people posting their miserable stories of their woes thinking someone may be of help to them when you are probably laughing at their stories.

Again, STOP IT.

More fool everyone for begging for a small amount like this to a complete stranger that is clearly winding you up.

Anyone could say this drivle, don't you people have any pride!

because

Fuck you and your $5000 OP.

Because, if you don't I'll slit the throats of every loved one in your life. I find you at your workplace and cut off each digit starting with your pinkies and work my way up.

When you tell me that you don't actually have the money, I'll hang you over a rotor shear and very slowly drop you into it's powerful rotating teeth. You won't die from this however, as I will supply your body with a continual blood transfusion and adrenaline to keep you awake. We'll tourniquet areas as necessary. People have been recorded to live without the majority of their intestines. That's what we're aiming for.

After months of recovery at my advanced medical facility, we will begin with the next stage. You will be sedated and then strapped to a gurney. When you awake you will be unable to move due to muscle-paralyzing compounds related to mephenesin. Barbed needles much like those of a porcupine will be inserted into each eye and then slowly pulled out, ripping out the soft tissues of those organs.

In the final stage you will be cryogenically frozen for an undetermined period of time until a series of random numbers align according to a string of data received from the unknown planet known to have gravitational effects on the outer planets of our solar system. When you wake, you will be given the rare opportunity to witness the end of life on earth as the giant planet rolls past our home and vaporizes our once breathable atmosphere.

You're welcome.

donate to the needy instead

If you do actually have it and are willing to give.
I would use to see my kids. To pay for attorney.
My ex says I am an excellent father but I am going have to pay to see them. I am not talking CS that is a given. I pay that. I just don't get to see them and she wants me to spend money in courts that i just don't have right now.
Not holding my breath on getting any money just stating what I would do with it.

I would keep half after paying taxes on it and then give the other half to the woman in the youtube video titled "were gonna die". I would give all of it to her and have her share the other half with someone else but I'm a house payment behind and can barely pay for my own elecricity. I'm behind on my water bill,etc.. and have 5 kids, 3 still live at home. One of them is 3 years old. The people in New York still need it more than I do. They have the winter storm coming and no power, food or water. I'm still in a better position than they are. THEY NEED HELP. They are in my thoughts and prayers.

This is a bunch of B.S! Millionaires will donate WAAAAY more than 5 grand, and not to a private citizen.

If I had an extra $5000 around I would start the energy research I've been planning all these years.

JERK!

This thread is a joke.

OP hasn't been back in four or five pages and this thread should be deleted......

total bullshit but people still keep begging and that is just not right.

Fuck you!! Idiot.
I don't do anything for 5000 bucks.

Put these 5000 bucks to your ass.

I don't even work for $5000.

WTF, how many poors are there in this fucking world. People are begging for only 5K. Fuck. World is fucked up totally.

I have read all the requests you have received. I have also prayed for all the people who replied, especially the nasty ones. I am a believer. Yes, I desperately need the money as that is how I found the site on the internet in the first place. Maybe you are for real, maybe you are not. It is not for us to judge you either way. What you do with or without your money is entirely up to you. If you have a relationship with God, He will be the one that guides your decision. I do believe in the good in everyone and that miracles do happen. But they happen in God's time. No one has forced anyone to beg or ask for help or even comment on this post for that matter. You have every right to be sincere or fake or whatever you want. I will pray that God's will, will be done.

If your serous god bless you because, in the bible it says "it is harder for a camel to go through the eye of a needle then it is for a rich man to goto heaven." this is because greed is one of the hardest sins to break if u got money. Which means you are easly currupted. I feel if you where serous about this then honestly you should send that money to starving children or but a dirt poor family's a buncha of food and help my friend. For this is the main reason the world is in the shape its in... greed. If we all would send help to our other brothers and sisters who are not related we all would be living a great life full of love and joy... but as u can see we are not and in fact we are living in the end of time brother. god bless you hope u see truth.

Because I'm a giver and want to use it to give to others. I have a special gift in mind. This giving will be multiplied - like a pass it on type of thing. . .

If you really have this money, and you really want to give it to someone,
Donate it. All due respect to these people, shit does happen, but how do you know that they're telling the truth?
Donate it to a charity to help the families of soldiers who've died or been injured. Donate it to build wells or schools for children in third world countries. Donate to a charity for children with deadly diseases. Donate it to a charity that helps single moms.
There are thousands of charities. Take your pick.

im not old i can walk far my health is okay but wheres there is no jobs is poverty and well with out a job and means to buy the norm is my issue so i hope gods there to help you choose wisely god luck n god bless

i need the money to bail my husband out of jail,it sounds worse than it is, but i just don't have the money nor am i able to get a loan my credit was ruined along time ago and i have been trying to recover since, but life happens i just want him home so my kids don't have to spend the holladays without him, hes a great dad he does everything i do for the kid's without question we just do what we need to take care of our family, and times are hard with only one income and now he is in jail. please help if you can thank you.

Shove it up your fat arse. Making people beg ... you cunt.

times are hard on us all i think giving it to me because i am a single mom with 4 kids, and i really need it right now, for everything from my car to kids, to my house. it would help, not answer my problems. but it will allow me to get a little a head so i don't drown in dept. thank you

If you are real, you are the blessing I am looking for. I am a single mother of 5, work 40+ hours a week and am caretaker of my alzheimers mother. I am $3000 behind on my housenote. Once you get behind, it is almost impossible to catch up on a set income because there is no extra to put towards the issue AND continue to put food on the table and keep your other utilites on, especially if something in the house breaks, like a sewer line, or your only vehicle. Life is hard sometimes, I realize that. My prayer is just for a break to catch up. If I get caught up..I can hold my own. Anyway, thanks for listening. If you are real God bless, if not God bless anyway. I know he hears my prayers.

hi because ive been praying for exactly 5000 last few months, i need to pay my rent tomorrow its 1900 or i will get evicted i live with my roomate and his daughter , hes i the coast guard and hes covered everything but now cant afford it, we will both be out on the streets , im desperate i dont know where to go, i have no way to get a loan because of no credit and if you can help i live in portsmouth rhode island, you could send me the money by western union or whatever i need it by tomorrow morning if possible i dont know what else to do you can email me at [email protected], i hope your my answer from god, please help if you still are helping

All my life Ive been lied to and taken advantage. I am a professinal gamer and I always get cheated out of tournys. I really need this money to upgrade my comp and to stream pc games. Its my dream and im to fucked up to get a job.... its really sad. Please pick me.

im actually cool just to take 1000 please