im a multi millionaire, and i want to give $5000 dollars to one person on GLP, tell me why I should give it to you

I'm going to a bowling tournament in Las Vegas in Feb and i want to purpose to my girlfriend of three years and would like it to be perfect. Unfortunately that takes money...

cause your an aSS and i will make you feel the best
if you give it to me.

i just rang the bell! where is my prize?

If you give it to me...

I promise I wont...

Hack off your weenie with a claw hammer...

Stuff it in your mouth...

And make you sing the Star Spangled Banner?

YOU ARE AN IDIOT

i am a singel father of a 3 years old boy i bein tru alot from geting shoot at,stab,beet up just because i gest i am defrent i all ways in life i fall down but got up stronger for the first time in my life i got serios about my life in the proces my son came to my life on 12/12 2009 sinc then i be traying to fix mi driver license got suspended for 5 years the only way i can get it back is to pay all this court cost and is like almost 4000 all that i nned is to get my license back for i can work i do heat, and refirigetion recidentil and comercial and i need to drive for the job ares.after i spend all my money in lawyers to get my son back from de departmen of family now i am broke can not work to make money and suport my son.i fill like i am not a real man and a dad because i can give a better home , better toys , and the moust inportat better education
i love my son all that i want is to bild his futuer for went dady is not there but dady will know that his ok thank you and god bless you.

I am a single mom who has been in finacial problems for 4 years now. I cannot work because of a car accident. I have been threw alot of hardships and just looking to be happy again. I recently met a wonderful man that has had finacial problems also. I am in search of 5000.00 to pay all my debts and to get him home where he belongs. I will pay back every cent. I am always willing to help friends family and strangers. Now I need some help and noone there for me. This is the reason I am here.i am only asking for help for love and happiness.I just want a second chance.
Thank you for your time and god bless.You may contact via email [email protected]

I am a young bible college student. I go back on friday but if i dont get 3000 dollars then i will not be able to finish school.

I would put it into a savings let it draw interest.... then use it on a down payment for a home .... never had one but its always been my dream to own a home.... not some big fancy something just a nice 3 bed 2 bath home here in mississippi...

You guys, this is from 2011 and he said on page 1 that he was kidding.

im a starving business man and need some start-up money, in good faith i will also give away $5000 after i make my first $1,000,000.

I am a 22 year old girl who lives in Kenya. i have greatly suffered financial hardship and we sometyms go without food. if u kindly give me 5000 dollars, i will be able to open a small business so tht my family can have food to eat and also my siblings will be able to go to school. Thaks in advance.

please give its arjent

because i would like the 5000 in ammo..guns..solar generation

Piss off, I ain't jumping through your little "ooh, ooh pick me!" hoop.

Because they see "FREE CASH" and then they forget to read the rest, like the fact that OP already on page 1 said it was a joke.

People are severly tarded.

Because I dont believe you!

idk I think if you were actually a multimillionaire you would have better things to do then be on this site...lol

Donot give it to me, put over the income limit for stamps and welfare. WOULD have to work by starting a bussiness.

there are 5000 reasons why the pple are wanting this money,yes i would like the money, i can sit here and tell u a sob story, u probably heard them all, but don't we all have a sob story to tell, what makes one sob story worse than the next? im not gonna lie to you, i would love to go meet my friend whom i met online, but unfortunatly she lives in the UK which is far from me, im on disability, trying to scrape up enough money,i wish i could work again, it would be faster but i can't tyvm for reading this

It is not that you have to, maybe it is the goodness of your heart. I have a medical condition knoNwn as RSD. Like many of us we never know what will happen day to day, I was an aide working with the mental and physical handdicap.until a client dropped all ofher weight on me, I fractured my knee into to sepeerate places, That was three years ago,,,I have been on workmans comp, You never know from one day to the next, Now my funds are gone.Ineed a new roof on my garage and some other home repairs, Thank You for your time.

I am 19, I found out I am going to be a dad, my coworkers don't like me so they are trying to get me fired, I don't have a car because a drunk driver wrecked my moms truck so I gave her my car, and now I am low on money and need help. I need money for a new car, for an apartment, for my family, and for food to feed my family. Please pick me, I am desperate for help and I would do anything to earn this money you are offering. Please help.

I AM SUBRAMANIAN FROM INDIA, NEEDS MONEY TO REMIT MY KIDS SCHOOLS AND COLLEGE FEE AND TO REMIT MY LAON DUE. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME

I AM SUBRAMANIAN FROM INDIA, NEEDS MONEY TO REMIT MY KIDS SCHOOLS AND COLLEGE FEE AND TO REMIT MY LAON DUE. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME

I AM SUBRAMANIAN FROM INDIA, NEEDS MONEY TO REMIT MY KIDS SCHOOLS AND COLLEGE FEE AND TO REMIT MY LAON DUE. CAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME

Because I need more ammunition.

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You're showing to be a real greedy SOB if you can only give away 5.000,- dollar if you're a real multi millionaire.

FU greedy pigs \.|..

Why don't you donate it to the poor? I like to donate to homeless shelters, and at the end of the year when stores are getting rid of winter clothes I try to buy as many childrens coats to give to a local charity who distributes them to needy families.