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Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????

 
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Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Little vermin comedians taking on an easy target without fear of reprisal!
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
It's the same reason why most Christians become Christians...

Geographical locality. thumbs


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Because they don't want to wake up covered in flames when a loyal follower of the religion of peace firebombs their house???
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*searches for Arabic SNL equivalent*

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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Christians forgive, Muslums get even.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
the same reason tebow is a target, the same reason the white guy is the stupid fat buffoon in commercials. the same reason you see criminals depicted as white.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
I always find it offensive when anyone makes fun of Jesus. He was/is no joke. I also find it offensive when people use his name in vain, which happens all the time. I swear sometimes while driving ( I know it's wrong) but never use His name.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because they are pussies.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
I always find it offensive when anyone makes fun of Jesus. He was/is no joke. I also find it offensive when people use his name in vain, which happens all the time. I swear sometimes while driving ( I know it's wrong) but never use His name.
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


I am guilty of that in some aspects or others.
I have a habit of saying "oh my god" and I used to say GD alot but I fixed that quick!
Just around and I'll be there, I'm moving into your atmosphere.

Romans 8:39 Any other living thing cannot keep us away from the love of God which is ours through Christ Jesus our Lord.

Romans 8:15
For you did not receive a spirit that makes you a slave again to fear, but you received the Spirit of sonship. And by him we cry, ""Abba," Father."

Now accept the one who is weak in faith, but not for the purpose of passing judgment on his opinions. –Romans 14:1

Hebrews 11:1
Now faith is being sure of what we hope for and certain of what we do not see.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because they will offend more bible thumpers then they will Muzzies
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
lot of muzzies in NYC , they afraid they'll go ape s#it on them
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Who?
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Because they are pussies.
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Congress is powerless as a governing body of ELECTED officials against APPOINTED officials. This has to change NOW.
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Political correctness only counts for islam.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
John Belushi did a really good Samurai Muslim bit.
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What diff is it to you anyways.. If you dont like what they are doing, Dont watch the show.. you are not being forced to turn the TV on.. With all thats going on in the world you pick this as what pisses you off.. Bible thumper at his best..moron
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
It's the same reason why most Christians become Christians...

Geographical locality. thumbs


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Yeah, I mean honestly, how dumb can you get.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
But SNL is mostly staffed with jewish people, who are no great friends of muslims, yet open season on Christianity.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Little vermin comedians taking on an easy target without fear of reprisal!
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They don't believe in Mohammed. This country was based on Christian values and intelligence. IF you don't like it, get the fuck out!
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
I always find it offensive when anyone makes fun of Jesus. He was/is no joke. I also find it offensive when people use his name in vain, which happens all the time. I swear sometimes while driving ( I know it's wrong) but never use His name.
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


I am guilty of that in some aspects or others.
I have a habit of saying "oh my god" and I used to say GD alot but I fixed that quick!
 Quoting: OneEyedWoman


I find that when most people say "Jesus" its when there in shock or in awe.

Ever notice no one ever messes with the Holy Spirit that way. Guess its to hard to fit in.
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Bring back Ed Grimley.


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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because they don't want to wake up covered in flames when a loyal follower of the religion of peace firebombs their house???
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^ bingo ^
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With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because Jesus probably has a sense of humour.

The Lord is able to take a joke.

He used to play some hilarious pranks on the apostles you know.

Remember the walking on water bit?

He liked to party too... could always count on the anointed one to liven up a gathering with a bit of hocus pocus vino eh?

;)
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
I always find it offensive when anyone makes fun of Jesus. He was/is no joke. I also find it offensive when people use his name in vain, which happens all the time. I swear sometimes while driving ( I know it's wrong) but never use His name.
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


I'm with you on that! Antichrister's are everywhere, but this is to be expected in these last days. Using Jesus Christ's name in vain is done in a multitude of ways, not just by using his name as a swear word! Please do some research into that.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Obviously Jesu has a great sense of humor!
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because Jesus is awesome and can forgive even those that mock Him. He knows we're like spoiled children who don't know any better. That's why He did all the work for us. All of this leads to all glory going back to Him anyway. He's long suffering for our sake because He loves us so much. On top of that? We get to be sons of God too and share in everything Jesus has. We get to be second in line only to God Himself and share in everything He has. When people realize this, they'll be in such awe and amazement.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Jesus, Esu, Sanada, or CM or whoever HE is, laughs at us everyday cuz he knows we're probably as close to crazy as you can get after all the years of taking this abuse and BS.

Who would be sane after living in this nightmare all these years? I know,I'm not and I can get that verified.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Little vermin comedians taking on an easy target without fear of reprisal!
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Because they are politically correct faggot cowards.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Little vermin comedians taking on an easy target without fear of reprisal!
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They would certainly face a beheading at the hands of angry Jihadists, and their homes and work would be blown to bits.

Christians are easy targets, no danger in offending them.
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Re: Why does SNL always parody Jesus Christ anf not muhammed????
Because they don't want to wake up covered in flames when a loyal follower of the religion of peace firebombs their house???
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