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Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!

 
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/20/2011 01:49 PM
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
Hey, spelling Nazi.
See if you can read this, over 85% of people can.
Stdueis at havrard unievrsity hvae shwon that teh huamn brain can decphier alomst all wodrs that aer mispelld as long as the frist and lsat lettres are in thier proper plcae.
Which means that yuor just bieng a btich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6190619


Hey,Spelling Nazi,

See if you can read this: Over 85% of
people can.Studies at Harvard University have shown that
the human brain can decipher almost all words that are misspelled, as long as the first and last letters are in their proper place.Which means that you"re being a bitch.
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Read your own paragraph above. You want to offer ME critical bantering? LOL. Please.

Please open a book and educate yourself.
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
THEY'RE some hot women over THERE and THEIR hot ass bathing suits show off THEIR smoking hot bodies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Sentence should start out "There are..."


The plan is now in EFFECT. If the plan is successful it will hopefully AFFECT a positive outcome in the election.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Should be "EFFECT a positive outcome...." It could be "affect" if it were phrased "AFFECT the election positively."

Additionally, my high school English teacher would object to the use of "hopefully", though Merriam-Webster seems to allow it.

People elected President Obama with the hope in mind to AFFECT positive change but the EFFECT was quite a different outcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Again "AFFECT" should be "EFFECT".

We had barely arrived at the bar THAN we had to leave again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Poor example since "THEN" would also work.

(That being said, I agree with you that the literacy level here is appalling.)
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Morantard , LOL
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12/20/2011 01:51 PM
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Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


You must have the IQ of a cat if you believe spelling has anything to do with one's intelligence.
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
THEY'RE some hot women over THERE and THEIR hot ass bathing suits show off THEIR smoking hot bodies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Sentence should start out "There are..."
 Quoting: ToSeek


The plan is now in EFFECT. If the plan is successful it will hopefully AFFECT a positive outcome in the election.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Should be "EFFECT a positive outcome...." It could be "affect" if it were phrased "AFFECT the election positively."

Additionally, my high school English teacher would object to the use of "hopefully", though Merriam-Webster seems to allow it.

People elected President Obama with the hope in mind to AFFECT positive change but the EFFECT was quite a different outcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Again "AFFECT" should be "EFFECT".

We had barely arrived at the bar THAN we had to leave again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Poor example since "THEN" would also work.

(That being said, I agree with you that the literacy level here is appalling.)


Actually I was saying "They are some hot women over there" which is different from "There are some hot women over there"... both convey a slightly different thought, both correct. One of location the other of personal opinion and observation.
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Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


You must have the IQ of a cat if you believe spelling has anything to do with one's intelligence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 904314


I promise you, a low IQ *WILL* result in poor spelling most of the time. ;)

How many high IQ people do you think confuse:

Two, to and too?
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12/20/2011 01:58 PM
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Meaooow.

Yesh im retarrrdet.


This is the internet of Anarchism where WE choose how to speak and not some brainiac that wants to control everything.

Go cry to your Teacher.
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
Hey, spelling Nazi.
See if you can read this, over 85% of people can.
Stdueis at havrard unievrsity hvae shwon that teh huamn brain can decphier alomst all wodrs that aer mispelld as long as the frist and lsat lettres are in thier proper plcae.
Which means that yuor just bieng a btich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6190619


Really? Try this:

Suietds at Hvaard Uvrsitniey hvae sowhn taht the hmaun bairn can dphieecr asolmt all wdros taht are millspeesd as lnog as the frsit and lsat lteetrs are in tiher ppoerr pacle.

Yeah, maybe you can figure out, but how much longer and harder is it than the correct version?:

Studies at Harvard University have shown that the human brain can decipher almost all words that are misspelled as long as the first and last letters are in their proper place.

In the end, it's a question of the respect you have for your reader(s) and their time.
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Meaooow.

Yesh im retarrrdet.


This is the internet of Anarchism where WE choose how to speak and not some brainiac that wants to control everything.

Go cry to your Teacher.
 Quoting: ChuulRa 7421311


Go read a book.
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XOX


However, a simple search of your topic would show that some of the spelling is an inside GLP joke.

Examples:

Moran
carshing
brian
marshall law.

It's done deliberately and easily recognized by anybody who has been here a few years.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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12/20/2011 02:01 PM
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
THEY'RE some hot women over THERE and THEIR hot ass bathing suits show off THEIR smoking hot bodies.

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


When you are attacking the grammar of others, it is IMPERATIVE to make absolutely SURE that there are no grammatical errors in your own post.

Around these parts...we call that a TRIPLE fail.

Should be 'There are'.
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12/20/2011 02:02 PM
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
Meaooow.

Yesh im retarrrdet.


This is the internet of Anarchism where WE choose how to speak and not some brainiac that wants to control everything.

Go cry to your Teacher.
 Quoting: ChuulRa 7421311


Go read a book.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


I have more then you ever have seen in your lifetime.

So please go and stick to the agenda and learn everything like the teacher tells you.
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12/20/2011 02:04 PM
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OP has been PWNED.

Next
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
THEY'RE some hot women over THERE and THEIR hot ass bathing suits show off THEIR smoking hot bodies.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Sentence should start out "There are..."
 Quoting: ToSeek


The plan is now in EFFECT. If the plan is successful it will hopefully AFFECT a positive outcome in the election.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Incorrect. Should be "EFFECT a positive outcome...." It could be "affect" if it were phrased "AFFECT the election positively."

Additionally, my high school English teacher would object to the use of "hopefully", though Merriam-Webster seems to allow it.

People elected President Obama with the hope in mind to AFFECT positive change but the EFFECT was quite a different outcome.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Again "AFFECT" should be "EFFECT".

We had barely arrived at the bar THAN we had to leave again.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Poor example since "THEN" would also work.

(That being said, I agree with you that the literacy level here is appalling.)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Actually I was saying "They are some hot women over there" which is different from "There are some hot women over there"... both convey a slightly different thought, both correct. One of location the other of personal opinion and observation.


bsflag

Still incorrect, retard.
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There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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who cares. It annoys me but I rise above it.
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XOX


However, a simple search of your topic would show that some of the spelling is an inside GLP joke.

Examples:

Moran
carshing
brian
marshall law.

It's done deliberately and easily recognized by anybody who has been here a few years.
 Quoting: Bluebird


the AC/OP must be new
There are two kinds of people who come to GLP: Those who want to know and those who want to know who wants to know.
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Just admit you FAILED, and move in.
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
OP is another phucking moran. There are peeple from all over the world here.

OP can you write perfect Danish? MORAN!!
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Just admit you FAILED, and move in.
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when people fail you let them move in? that is a pretty good deal
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
Actually I was saying "They are some hot women over there" which is different from "There are some hot women over there"... both convey a slightly different thought, both correct. One of location the other of personal opinion and observation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317


Still doesn't sound right to me, but maybe just awkward. Better phrased as "Those women over there are hot."
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evrybady to pull down da pant! praty time!
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
personally
1) my spell checker is fucked
2) love to watch the spelling nazis.


On point 2, I find it extremely humerus to watch as evident government employees with no more than a "communications degree" (whoopee they talk!!), or a "english lit degree" (whoopee they know english!), make spectacles of themselves with no more comments that spelling errors, and no real input on the threads content.


Besides didnt your kill whitey master ja-zeus say not to be casting stones......
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
Hey, spelling Nazi.
See if you can read this, over 85% of people can.
Stdueis at havrard unievrsity hvae shwon that teh huamn brain can decphier alomst all wodrs that aer mispelld as long as the frist and lsat lettres are in thier proper plcae.
Which means that yuor just bieng a btich.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6190619


Hey,Spelling Nazi,

See if you can read this: Over 85% of
people can.Studies at Harvard University have shown that
the human brain can decipher almost all words that are misspelled, as long as the first and last letters are in their proper place.Which means that you"re being a bitch.
 Quoting: ttowngirl


Read your own paragraph above. You want to offer ME critical bantering? LOL. Please.

Please open a book and educate yourself.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7441317

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SPELLING IT IS ALL PROPER FORM ABOVE

YOU YOU YOU NEED TO BE EDUCATED GO BACK TO KINDERGARTEN !!!! HURRY
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12/20/2011 03:08 PM
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STFU you nerdy bitch !
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Re: Why can't you people spell simple words or use them correctly? Do you have the IQ of a cat? SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!
They there is having a good time is how rednecks talk
they be having fun over there is how african americans talk
im not from the midwest

i say Those people over there are having fun.
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STFU you nerdy bitch !
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:BHJGH:
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FukinTard OP! MY PUSSY IS GENIOUS IQ, AND SO IS MY CAT!
Beam Me The Fuck Up!

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Az lonng az u kan undastand wot peeple R triying tooo konvay, iznt thatt Alll thAtt kountz?
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OP, you are a complete moron, kill yourself suicide

*edit to add the smiley, sometimes I have to admit, I love GLP.

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