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I met Satan during my nde, near death experience

 
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I had been reading an old book about the Grape cure which tells you to eat only grapes for a month, and in the book was a description of a neck collar which you put on and then hang yourself with it and the collar stretches your spine and makes you really healthy and taller. I thought I´d just use a rope instead and stretch my neck and spine that way so I got a rope and put it around my neck and carefully stepped off the chair so that the rope wouldn´t jerk and break my neck. As soon as my weight was on the rope I saw a bright light above me and I felt pure love coming from the light. I had never felt so happy and I could feel myself leaving my body and moving into the light. Memories of my life passed before me and I knew I had died but I wasn´t afraid. I just wanted to be free forever and I let myself float upwards into the light. It felt completely calm and serene and I thought about how everyone I knew would miss me, but I knew I was going to a better place.

Then I started to hear rustling and clicking sounds next to me and I turned around and saw Satan standing right next to me. He was wearing a red and black robe and his face looked like a living skeleton. I was terrified and I tried to get away but I couldn´t move. He put his face right next to mine and said he had been waiting for me and I had to go with him. I looked around for the loving light but it was gone and all I could see were ugly little creatures laughing at me. They looked like trolls or goblins.

Then I felt myself being grabbed from behind and held tightly and then I was raped anally. I started to scream and cry out to God to help me, and all the small devils laughed in small cackling voices, and then suddenly everything stopped and I felt myself falling very fast back into my body. My friend was calling my name and holding my body up while she took the noose off my neck. I was twitching violently and couldn´t control myself. She lay me on the floor and after a few minutes I regained control of myself. I didn´t tell her what had happened because I knew she wouldn´t believe me. I went and bought a Bible that day and sat in the church reading it and praying for God to save me from Satan.

I was seventeen when that happened and when I was thirty three Satan appeared again in my house.

Also when I was a small boy I was taken to Hell. I was made to watch big guards with spears herding people before a magistrate who was sitting on a throne. One by one the people stood in front of the magistrate and he read out their crimes from a scroll. Then the guards took hold of the person and threw them off the cliff into the fiery lake. There were lots of people in the lake and they didn´t die, they just writhed around in agony. They held up their arms and their flesh was dripping off them. Many years later I saw an oil painting of the exact same Hell. Everything was the same in every detail. It was obvious that someone else had seen the same Hell I had seen. So I knew it was not just me..

Once when I was about nineteen I was riding my bike past an old cemetery and above the wall I saw a stone angel reaching up to God. I thought it looked beautiful so I went in to get a closer look. The angel was about five or six feet tall and was standing on top of a thick stone pillar. When I got to the angel´s feet I looked up and suddenly the sky seemed to open and a heavenly light poured down onto me. I could feel the love of my heavenly Father soaking into every atom of my being and my heart melted with pure love for him. I remembered that he was my greatest friend and somehow I had forgotten him. I wept bitterly for hours and the light kept pouring onto me the whole time. Eventually I went home and was a completely changed person.
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Thank you for sharing,
even so come soon Lord Yahshua(known by many as Jesus)
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If true you are truly a blessed person.
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So was Satan doing you or one of the little trolls?
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YOU´RE A FUCKING MORON
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Did it ever cross your mind that stepping off a chair with a rope around your neck might choke you to death? What went wrong?
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This should show any one that it isn´t God who will send you to hell. Satan comes for his own! It´s separating the sheep from the goats. Satan will surely come for his before the Millenium. The tares go first.
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Watch this movie.

What Dreams May Come (1998)
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may i ask what happened when you were 33? you said he appeared again but didn´t elaberate.

what dreams may come-excellant movie. heaven and hell is what you portray it to be.
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"I thought I´d just use a rope instead and stretch my neck and spine that way so I got a rope and put it around my neck and carefully stepped off the chair so that the rope wouldn´t jerk and break my neck."

OP,

I realize your need to share this information, but some things you should keep to yourself.
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Heaven and hell are made from within - not without.
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Hello, OP. After reading your story I have concluded that you live today as a victim of pre programming by parents, baby sitters, or other religious fanatics who conjure up similar stories.

Have you heard that even an unborn baby, carried in Its mother´s womb, can get programmed by reading to It, or talking to It?

Then, thee is the genetic predisposition associated with Memes that get passed down just as DNA is passed on. Memes are thoughts and ideas that are passed along to babies, and this sounds like something that has been in your family for a long, long time, i.e., the suggestion that Satan is the Devil who comes to take "his own" to some place of tormet, or Hell!

Now, nothing I can write here is going to change your mind that no such place exists save that in the mind, but the mind can get renewed just like a body can. How? One can start by realizing that even existing DNA can get altered thorugh deep contemplation, meditation, prayer, or by whatever term you choose to give it.

If you believe that God is Light, and that God made Human kind in "His" image, then It would naturally follow that humahkind is also Light, and it is This LIGHT that effects a change to alter the mutant DNA, and then of course drive out the destructive ideas (Memes) from ones subconscious mind.

It sounds like you care to experiment with such matters. Best of success in freeing your self from such deceptive thoughts and ideas.
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I´m glad you posted this. There are thousands of people who have had NDE´s and state that they saw satan or went to Hell and cried out to God and were saved! Thank you for posting this and I hope it helps some who have doubts!
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When Satan appeared again he showed me that he controls this world through the kundalini serpent which everyone has attached to their spinal channels.
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Hi Colin.
Can you elaborate on Kundalini and how Satan controls through it? Any visual descriptions?
Thankshf
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Colin, if you are still around, can you tell us how and what this kundalini energy is. Is yoga a bad thing since it has to do with the spine and energy?
I am thinking of that lady who has Fire the Grid, and how she said "they" made her get a snake tatoo on her forearm and how she mentioned this type of energy.
There is alot of weirdness going on in the world in the name of goodness and self-help. I feel we are being duped into believing the lies about energy and this kundalini energy that is susposedly "good". I feel it is NOT GOOD.
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Did you see George Tiller the Baby Killer?
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Did it ever cross your mind that stepping off a chair with a rope around your neck might choke you to death? What went wrong?
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Best listen to him guys, I haven't had that sort of experience, but I can tell you fo some experiences. One of which my wife survived pancreatic cancer with 3 months to live. I have had cystic fibrosis all of my life. Neither of us should be here, but we are. We are both Bible believing Christians, but we are between churches right now
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We are both Bible believing Christians, but we are between churches right now
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Would that be the 'Church of the Rock'.......and the 'Church of the Hard Spot'? ;)
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and in the book was a description of a neck collar which you put on and then hang yourself with it and the collar stretches your spine and makes you really healthy and taller
 Quoting: colin


are you taller now?
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God had satan on dispatch to scare you from doing something
foolish.Please dont try this again. Jesus loves you
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Experiences like these are difficult to make sense of. 20 years ago I did use to lay my hands on people and they fall down.... as in a charismatic anointed person.well &*&% me if today i can explain what that was all about.

and coward... did you get your answers from the real or fake illuminati.

too bad this world is full of bs.need a deliverance but what if jesus is a @#%$^ setup.^*&@#. and a satanist landlord just popped into my office then out.devil worshipper piece of shit.
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I had been reading an old book about the Grape cure which tells you to eat only grapes for a month, and in the book was a description of a neck collar which you put on and then hang yourself with it and the collar stretches your spine and makes you really healthy and taller. I thought I´d just use a rope instead and stretch my neck and spine that way so I got a rope and put it around my neck and carefully stepped off the chair so that the rope wouldn´t jerk and break my neck. As soon as my weight was on the rope I saw a bright light above me and I felt pure love coming from the light. I had never felt so happy and I could feel myself leaving my body and moving into the light. Memories of my life passed before me and I knew I had died but I wasn´t afraid. I just wanted to be free forever and I let myself float upwards into the light. It felt completely calm and serene and I thought about how everyone I knew would miss me, but I knew I was going to a better place.

Then I started to hear rustling and clicking sounds next to me and I turned around and saw Satan standing right next to me. He was wearing a red and black robe and his face looked like a living skeleton. I was terrified and I tried to get away but I couldn´t move. He put his face right next to mine and said he had been waiting for me and I had to go with him. I looked around for the loving light but it was gone and all I could see were ugly little creatures laughing at me. They looked like trolls or goblins.

Then I felt myself being grabbed from behind and held tightly and then I was raped anally. I started to scream and cry out to God to help me, and all the small devils laughed in small cackling voices, and then suddenly everything stopped and I felt myself falling very fast back into my body. My friend was calling my name and holding my body up while she took the noose off my neck. I was twitching violently and couldn´t control myself. She lay me on the floor and after a few minutes I regained control of myself. I didn´t tell her what had happened because I knew she wouldn´t believe me. I went and bought a Bible that day and sat in the church reading it and praying for God to save me from Satan.

I was seventeen when that happened and when I was thirty three Satan appeared again in my house.

Also when I was a small boy I was taken to Hell. I was made to watch big guards with spears herding people before a magistrate who was sitting on a throne. One by one the people stood in front of the magistrate and he read out their crimes from a scroll. Then the guards took hold of the person and threw them off the cliff into the fiery lake. There were lots of people in the lake and they didn´t die, they just writhed around in agony. They held up their arms and their flesh was dripping off them. Many years later I saw an oil painting of the exact same Hell. Everything was the same in every detail. It was obvious that someone else had seen the same Hell I had seen. So I knew it was not just me..

Once when I was about nineteen I was riding my bike past an old cemetery and above the wall I saw a stone angel reaching up to God. I thought it looked beautiful so I went in to get a closer look. The angel was about five or six feet tall and was standing on top of a thick stone pillar. When I got to the angel´s feet I looked up and suddenly the sky seemed to open and a heavenly light poured down onto me. I could feel the love of my heavenly Father soaking into every atom of my being and my heart melted with pure love for him. I remembered that he was my greatest friend and somehow I had forgotten him. I wept bitterly for hours and the light kept pouring onto me the whole time. Eventually I went home and was a completely changed person.
 Quoting: colin


There's nothing more disgraceful than a lying "Christian." I hate liars. So I hate you, you piece of deceiving shit.
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Colin, it looks as if you've been here for at glp for a long time, and your just now opening up about something like this..?
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I thought I´d just use a rope instead and stretch my neck and spine that way so I got a rope and put it around my neck and carefully stepped off the chair so that the rope wouldn´t jerk and break my neck.

As soon as my weight was on the rope I saw a bright light above me and I felt pure love coming from the light.

I had never felt so happy and I could feel myself leaving my body and moving into the light.

Then I felt myself being grabbed from behind and held tightly and then I was raped anally.
 Quoting: colin

LMAO -- "autoerotic asphyxiation!"

peace
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Hello, OP. After reading your story I have concluded that you live today as a victim of pre programming by parents, baby sitters, or other religious fanatics who conjure up similar stories.

Have you heard that even an unborn baby, carried in Its mother´s womb, can get programmed by reading to It, or talking to It?

Then, thee is the genetic predisposition associated with Memes that get passed down just as DNA is passed on. Memes are thoughts and ideas that are passed along to babies, and this sounds like something that has been in your family for a long, long time, i.e., the suggestion that Satan is the Devil who comes to take "his own" to some place of tormet, or Hell!

Now, nothing I can write here is going to change your mind that no such place exists save that in the mind, but the mind can get renewed just like a body can. How? One can start by realizing that even existing DNA can get altered thorugh deep contemplation, meditation, prayer, or by whatever term you choose to give it.

If you believe that God is Light, and that God made Human kind in "His" image, then It would naturally follow that humahkind is also Light, and it is This LIGHT that effects a change to alter the mutant DNA, and then of course drive out the destructive ideas (Memes) from ones subconscious mind.

It sounds like you care to experiment with such matters. Best of success in freeing your self from such deceptive thoughts and ideas.
 Quoting: Lenny Lomach


Why didn't you just invite him to become a Scientologist?
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A completely changed person at nineteen,humm? Then why did you see Satan during the NDE? What happen to you between those years? Frankly, I don't believe you.
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Eventually I went home and was a completely changed person.
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i am glad you found your way. it sounds to me like you are an adult survivor of sexual abuse. is that correct?
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Colin, it looks as if you've been here for at glp for a long time, and your just now opening up about something like this..?
 Quoting: ~~The*Beast*Within~~


I was an AC for a long time before I 'signed' up. I have a couple of really crazy experiences that I have never shared as well.
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