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BELIEVE IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND YOU WILL BE SAVED.

 
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BELIEVE IN THE LORD JESUS CHRIST AND YOU WILL BE SAVED.
John 3:16
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Not Fuckin' likely!
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John 3:16
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For God so loved the world that he came to earth himself as his own son to have himself tortured to death so as to appease himself and not have to torture all of us forever instead but failed miserably as 90% of the human race is still going to be burnt alive forever in his great love and mercy.


Yeah...makes sense..Im in.
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John 3:16
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For God so loved his ownself, he sent his only son to die in his place, as God wasn't man enough to die himself.
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I don't understand the confusion...

The Gospel is the good news.

You all wish to reject that which has been promised.

All that is asked is that you simply beleive.

That's asking very little for so much.

Do you really think Christ is the worlds greatest lie?

I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.

Fools.
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Believeith in thy new Jerusalem russ Christ and thy shal be savithed
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I don't understand the confusion...

The Gospel is the good news.

You all wish to reject that which has been promised.

All that is asked is that you simply beleive.

That's asking very little for so much.

Do you really think Christ is the worlds greatest lie?

I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.

Fools.
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there is indeed no nothing else to believe, but in Him and His word. The first problem is not with believing, but with what was said by Him and what wasn't.
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Yes, Jesus is the only saviour you will ever get.
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I don't understand the confusion...

The Gospel is the good news.

You all wish to reject that which has been promised.

All that is asked is that you simply beleive.

That's asking very little for so much.

Do you really think Christ is the worlds greatest lie?

I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.

Fools.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472489


So all who are not self rightous misery loaded judgmental arrogant tards like YOU are all FOOLS eh?

Typical christian.
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If flesh and blood cannot reveal Jesus to us, and only the Father can (as was the case with Peter), why do you guys continually insist on trying to force the issue with your zealous bludgeoning?

hmm

Live and let live. You don't have to save people from your scary volcano monster.
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John 3:16
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Saved from what exactly friend...from this natural evolving and enternally recycling bipolar universe...or saved from your artificially created polarised hierarchal god/devil delusion (which actually... which at best is the bipolar force most sane people call electricity.

The bible is bullshit..but I know you will never understand that truth or reality..so please go in delusional peace friend.
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Saved from what exactly friend...from this natural evolving and enternally recycling bipolar universe...or saved from your artificially created polarised hierarchal god/devil delusion (which actually... which at best is the bipolar force most sane people call electricity.

The bible is bullshit..but I know you will never understand that truth or reality..so please go in delusional peace friend.
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We are saved from GOD himself.

Cause if we DONT love him he will TORTURE us forever and ever in a big lake he created just for that purpose.
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I wish all of you could experience the Love Jesus has for each and every one of us, you would never doubt again. It's the purest form of Love and most powerful as well. What have you got to lose ? This world is full of lies, the Truth comes from God. Choose Jesus people, you will never regret it.hfhf
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Yes, Jesus is the only saviour you will ever get.
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So God is dead then ??
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This world is full of lies, the Truth comes from God. Choose Jesus people, you will never regret it.

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If the truth comes from God, then why choose Jesus ??

Shouldn't we just choose God instead ??
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AMEN!!!
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I wish all of you could experience the Love Jesus has for each and every one of us, you would never doubt again. It's the purest form of Love and most powerful as well. What have you got to lose ? This world is full of lies, the Truth comes from God. Choose Jesus people, you will never regret it.hfhf
 Quoting: Lion of Judah


The problem is..I WOULD choose him in an INSTANT if it was not for the fact that he says if I DONT he will have me burnt alive forever in the most feindishly contrived torture chamber ever thought of for ever.

Its LOVE me..and experience AMAZING LOVE..and who would NOT want that..

OR..

Be BURNT ALIVE FOREVER in UNENDING AGONY AND HOPELESSNESS if you DONT.

Feel sorry for the poor buggers born into the WRONG religion.

Seems god has NO CHOICE but to torture BILLIONS of hindu's//muslims//Bhudists..and all the others forever for DARING to be born into the wrong culture..with the wrong parents..at the wrong time..

Oh wait..I forgot..

GOD is in control of all births and whatnot..so HE CHOSE them to be born into the wrong rreligion..so he must have PLANNED IN ADVANCE to torture them all forever and ever by HIS WILL...not theirs..seeing as THEY HAD NO CHOICE.

His mercy and foresight ASTOUND me no end.
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I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.
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^^^This.
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This world is full of lies, the Truth comes from God. Choose Jesus people, you will never regret it.

 Quoting: Lion of Judah


If the truth comes from God, then why choose Jesus ??

Shouldn't we just choose God instead ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because Jesus is God.
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I WOULD choose him in an INSTANT if it was not for the fact that he says if I DONT he will have me burnt alive forever in the most feindishly contrived torture chamber ever thought of for ever.
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That place of torment was not created for man. It was never intended for man. That place was created for the rebellious devil and his angels to be punished for eternity.
Our gracious Lord offers you eternal life with him in paradise, however if you should choose to take sides with the devil and reject God, he will respect your decision and you will share in the same fate.
If you do not want to be friends with God he will not force you to.
Just bear in mind that ALL good things come form God. When you are eternally seperated from God (which will be YOUR choice which you made whilst on this earth) you will be sent to a place where God is not. This means that there will be nothing there that is of God, nothing good at all.
The grace, extended mercy and good things that you enjoy whilst on this earth will not be in that place.
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I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472489

^^^This.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7470286


THUS SPEAKS FEAR.

Scared the big loving God will burn you alive and torture you if you DONT love him?
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This world is full of lies, the Truth comes from God. Choose Jesus people, you will never regret it.

 Quoting: Lion of Judah


If the truth comes from God, then why choose Jesus ??

Shouldn't we just choose God instead ??
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Because Jesus is God.
 Quoting: Petrus



So Jesus so loved the world, he gave his only begotten father God, to die for our sins


ah no....Jesus is LORD, and Jesus is NOT God
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I WOULD choose him in an INSTANT if it was not for the fact that he says if I DONT he will have me burnt alive forever in the most feindishly contrived torture chamber ever thought of for ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7512889

That place of torment was not created for man. It was never intended for man. That place was created for the rebellious devil and his angels to be punished for eternity.
Our gracious Lord offers you eternal life with him in paradise, however if you should choose to take sides with the devil and reject God, he will respect your decision and you will share in the same fate.
If you do not want to be friends with God he will not force you to.
Just bear in mind that ALL good things come form God. When you are eternally seperated from God (which will be YOUR choice which you made whilst on this earth) you will be sent to a place where God is not. This means that there will be nothing there that is of God, nothing good at all.
The grace, extended mercy and good things that you enjoy whilst on this earth will not be in that place.
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If you do not want to be friends with God he will not force you to.

Really?

LOVE me..ACCFEPT me..OR I TORTURE YOU ALIVE IN FLAMES TOTALLY IGNORING YOUR PLEAS FOR MERCY FOREVER.

How is THAT not FORCE??

ITS SHEEREST BLACKMAIL..

BE my friend or I KILL YOU.

Yeah..such deep abiding love with NO STRINGS attached.
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I would rather take a chance at being wrong with Christ than to die belieiving in nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1472489

^^^This.
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They believe in their children you idiot

man you folks have ZERO consideration in your hearts
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BE my friend or I KILL YOU.

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Huh ????

the God they speak of never kills

you either live in heaven or you live in hell-- you live forever in one of those locations
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John 3:16
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matthew 6:5-6
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John 3:16
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matthew 6:5-6
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perfect !!

that is the heart of the message of Jesus Christ
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cruise
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BE my friend or I KILL YOU.

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Huh ????

the God they speak of never kills

you either live in heaven or you live in hell-- you live forever in one of those locations
 Quoting: Sugarelf


Thats right..I forgot.

You interpret John 3:16 thusly..

For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever beleiveth in him should not live forever in hell but instead live forever in heaven.

You totally ignore the REAL rendering of it preferring to TWIST the scriptures into saying the OPPOSITE of what they say.

If I remember correctly the verse says this IN REALITY...


For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever beleiveth in him should not PERISH (DIE..CEASE TO BE..BE DESTROYED) but have everlasting LIFE..

As OPPOSED to everlasting DEATH..as in DEAD..NOT ALIVE AND SCREAMING forever.

If hell was REAL..then DEATH NEVER DIES..and GOD FAILED when he said the LAST enemy to be DESTROYED is DEATH.

How can this be when EVERY HUMAN WHO EVER LIVED..except for the FEW be KEPT ALIVE SCREAMING FOREVER?

Seems death KEEPS ITS VICTORY AND ITS STING.

YOU make GOD TO BE A MISERABLE FAILURE..A LIAR..AND A FEINDISH TORTURE LOVING BASTARD!

Satan would be SO PROUD of you.

So you go on..keep twisting those scriptures eh.
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Yes yes.. Bo down before gob and give him a big sloppy BLOW JOB or burn in hell forever. Brain washed fools..
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If you do not want to be friends with God he will not force you to.

Really?

LOVE me..ACCFEPT me..OR I TORTURE YOU ALIVE IN FLAMES TOTALLY IGNORING YOUR PLEAS FOR MERCY FOREVER.

How is THAT not FORCE??

ITS SHEEREST BLACKMAIL..

BE my friend or I KILL YOU.

Yeah..such deep abiding love with NO STRINGS attached.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7512889


Where else would you go? Which dimension do you think to go to when Jesus returns he is creating a new heaven and a new earth.
God created the heavens and the earth. There is THIS physical world and the spirit world, which is temporarily hidden from those in this fallen dying world.
This earth/dimension is going to be 'destroyed with ferverent heat'. That means that this whole dimension which we currently live and exist in is going to be completely destroyed because it has become so corrupted with wickedness.
This will only leave the world which our Lord created left for the rest of eternity, and the place which he created to punish the devil and his angels, try to understand that there IS NO third option.
At the end of the age you will be in one of these two places.
God has invited you to his kingdom which he created for you, a place where there will be no more sadness or wickedness of any kind like there is in this world, but if you don't want to go there is only one other place left that you possibly can go to.
There is NO third option. You will either be in the kingdom of heaven, or in the lake of fire.

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