My wife's a messy lazy slob. Suggestions?

burn the house down and shoot yourself in the left foot....

call a hooker to do the "job"

Some days I seriously would like to burn the dump down but can't live on the street. Wait maybe I could, prob cleaner and would be happier. Shit yeah!

Why don't you help her with some of it and make it a team effort? She might see you as an understanding friend and do more for you. As the old saying goes, "You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar."
Have you got kids?
Maybe she's exhausted after running around after them? Just speculating.

another winging asshole.

ffs what is it with you whinning bastards lately?

:spanking101:

rent some real pigs ; about 10

Vinny, or Bruno, can straighten that shit out.

Gnomesyain'?

Start using paper plates and cups. Let her know that she is the reason you can't have nice silverware in the house.

I am in the same position, my live in girlfriend of ten years (same as a wife) is not very tidy at all. She is like a pack rat with all her nick knack bullshit and clothes piled up. I tell her to please do something about her shit and she gets mad. Finally I get pissed off and throw all her bullshit in the spare bedroom...that room looks like a room from that show hoarders. I'm really getting tired of this ,if you look around the house you hardly see any of my stuff laying around. It's really putting a strain on our relationship and I am embarrassed to have friends over. It really sucks,especially when I walk into friends homes and their houses are neat as a pin. One day I am going to get a dumpster and just get rid of all her unnecessary bullshit.

Sounds like you married my x-wife. I would go to work for the week come home to a filthy house, then she would bitch and moan till I cleaned the house while taking care of her son and then head back to work a week later and start the whole thing all over agian.

there's no excuse for a messy home

i don't care if you have kids; i don't care if one spouse doesn't do shit.

if you want the mess gone, clean it.


if you get tired of cleaning it, get rid of the source.

there's no reason for you to live that way if you don't want to. just don't expect anything from her just because of what you want.

My wife is just the reverse.
This chick cleans the house from top to bottom everyday.
I am talking scrubbing toilets, floors and dusting "Everyday"

If I put a fucking fork in the kitchen sink she fucking yells !

Been married for 14 years and wouldn't change a thing !

Every fucking day ? Damn !

It would be nice it you just keep her off the internet so we don't have to look at it.

Couldn't agree more. You cant expect someone else to do something you're not willing to do yourself. Clean up the house and start living the way that you want to live.

If she's not compatible with your lifestyle and does not work with you to ensure that you both live in a clean environment, then she needs to go.

There is no other way to fix the problem. You could always clean it yourself and become the "house bitch" and be a push-over or you can constantly bitch and piss her off and be deemed the asshole of the relationship.

In the end, if the both of you are not on the same page, its time for a change.

lmao...easy for you to say.

don't you only 3 (grown)people living at your house?

7501159.....You are ABSOLUTELY correct, and she is WAY more than likely a FAT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

When did you quit treating her like she was the best thing that ever happened to you? When did you quit listening to her.
When did you quit asking for a beer the next time she got up instead of "Bitch! Gimme a beer!"

When did you let her fall off the pedestal you put her on before you got married? It ain't all her fault.

When was the last time you talked to her like a friend? Last time you turned on the vacuum cleaner? Did the dishes or started the laundry. Bought her a rose? Thanked her for being your wife and friend? All you have to do is make an effort. She would probably finish the chore because men can do anything right. It's the effort that says the most. If you don't make an effort, neither will she.

I've been married for almost 30 years. Still my best friend, still on the pedestal, still have a clean house...mostly. Clutter, 30 years of amassing stuff, from friends, dead relatives, neighbors moving, yardsales... only a dollar, honey!! Yeah... lots of clutter... but clean...and comfortable.

Seriously, quit taking her for granted. Make an attempt to fall in love again with the girl you married. Might take some work, might be difficult, but I can almost guarantee some success if you are sincere. You didn't call her "fat". That's means you have a good head start. Shave before bed, suck in the gut, stop fartin' & scratchin' & burpin' in front of her. Show some class and she will follow.

If she has nice hair and hasn't had a style lately, spring for it and make her an appointment at her favorite salon or take to the one she always wanted to go to but wouldn't because of the price... it's Xmas FFS! Make her think and feel she's pretty again. Don't necessarily lie about it, but consider it as detailing an older car. Make it look good then work on the running gear. As long as it don't smoke, smell funny or leave an oil slick where it sits, there's hope.

Best thing you can do is to act like you live alone. Never ask her to do anything....behave like she is a guest, who sleeps with you. Once you have gotten into that mindframe....and if you dont like your housemates company....you are ready to leave and get your own place.

The thing is you cannot change another person, you can only change your own perception of them. Your expectations of her pre living together must have been fine for you to marry her. Wasnt she messy/lazy then?

After the "messy" divorce and you start dating again....next time pay attention to your new lady friends home life OR reconcile to the fact that you are the one that is too preoccupied by a clean house for anyone to satisfy you.

I bet she would keep a Black Brothers crib REAL clean along with his 10 inch pipe..............Help 'da bitch clean white boy/////////

Its hard to clean off the gonoherpasyphalaids from that 10 inch pipe

Hey there was a woman on here posting not too long ago that her husband was a lazy something something and tapping on the computer to long...


so you should hook up with here and switch spouses... than the too lazy people will be together and the 2 other that bitch a lot will be with each other...

My mums bfs ex is such a dirty lazy bitch, she won't do shit.

Dirty nappies everywhere. Shit everywhere in her houde. Kids just left to do whatever the fuck they want. So they just eat.

They whole family are all fat, fat as hell and bitches. she did a terrible job at raising those poor girls 1s even turned into a ginga.

Kinda feel sorry for them but what can one do ye know?

She just got given her a car for free and the bitch broke it within a few days and act like its the sellers problem to fix it now.

cheat on her

I think you need to take a shit on her pillow.

LOL I do the paper plates and cups but she uses the regular dishes. I do my part to keep the joint clean for all the women commenting to help! I'm the only one that does anything. Seriously to the point I even said I may move out because it drives me nuts.