In two hours a megaquake will split the earth in two.

man, she is old. Just go capture some fresh ones like Katty Perry when world still in chaos.

You better wear a condom dude...Don't want to catch Hepatitis.

You'll right, i deserve better that her.

:icecream:

What i meant was:
You are right. i deserve better than her.

I like very very much!!!

3 mins

LOL

:failed:

OMG..

I just was in the supermarket and I saw a huge crack....

It was disgusting...

Fuck off, shill. He never said exactly when it would happen. A "couple hours" could mean 3 or 4.

I CALL SHOTGUN ON THE BOTTOM HALF!!!!!

:gormidfing:

yeah, intuition and gut feeling aint super accurate time-wise and it's still the 24th in lotsa places, so I guess we'll have to wait and see.

The humidity has dropped and the sky is clearing so I might sit out on my banana lounge and star gaze.

Maybe 3 or 4 years, decades, lightyears....

Lol, get over it. The earth is not gonna split in two, ever...

Go collect your paycheck from the CIA now, like a good little shill.

:stopit:

Haha... hilarious.... paycheck from the CIA.... lol....

The 24th really made a difference. Some part of humanity actually got more stupid.

Couple = two.

The title of this thread reads "in two hours a megaquake will split the earth in two"

This is a failed thread - thank God.

now this is what I call DOOM

its fail doom.. the best doom..

:megabullshit:

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It is not really 2011 technically, there a was a two year mistake in the time keeping.