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Watching TV - you can seeee the masonic face touching and 'scratch scratch' signs from Michelle Obama as they do WhiteHouse Christmas

 
Zakk
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Watching TV - you can seeee the masonic face touching and 'scratch scratch' signs from Michelle Obama as they do WhiteHouse Christmas
look at that shit, you can see them doing masonic signs, THE DEVIL!! During the 'A veryu white house christmas' on the early show!

Remember, these are NON AMERICANS who THE MASONS got elected who ... SCREWED YOU ALL , DANCED LIKE 'what they are' , and stood there touchin their faces and doing the saanic cult masonic signs, that ... all of you respond to and say arent there...

verify!
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otrike<--- "I'm on the square!"
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and they are sick, aliens who are spreading the alien problem in front of everyone!

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otrike<--- "I'm on the square!"
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obuma is not square, its a lie and everyone knows that

plit here
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Zakk...you are aware that virtually EVERYBODY scratches or touches their face 16 times an hour on average right?
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12/24/2011 10:39 AM
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Zakk...you are aware that virtually EVERYBODY scratches or touches their face 16 times an hour on average right?
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AND ANYONE SAYING THE ABOVE ISA PAID LIZARD ACTOR!

AND AC COWARD, YOU UNDERSTAND YOU GAVE ME PROOF THERE LIVE, YOU ARE A LIZARD ACTOR DOING MASONIC PUSH!
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Zakk...you are aware that virtually EVERYBODY scratches or touches their face 16 times an hour on average right?
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AND ANYONE SAYING THE ABOVE ISA PAID LIZARD ACTOR!

AND AC COWARD, YOU UNDERSTAND YOU GAVE ME PROOF THERE LIVE, YOU ARE A LIZARD ACTOR DOING MASONIC PUSH!
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Actually that statistic is pretty well know and based on the well documented observations of human behavior.

If you cannot debate without being slave to your emotions and name calling I can't continue.

Now try to calm down and address the question free from emotion and with an open mind.
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did you find the buried treasure yet?
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did you find the buried treasure yet?
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Shhh, you're not supposed to bring up past incoherent ramblings.
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did you find the buried treasure yet?
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Shhh, you're not supposed to bring up past incoherent ramblings.
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well, i dropped a huge amount of money into that venture so i think i have a right to know exactly what's going on.
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did you find the buried treasure yet?
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Shhh, you're not supposed to bring up past incoherent ramblings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


well, i dropped a huge amount of money into that venture so i think i have a right to know exactly what's going on.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Please tell me you're joking.
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did you find the buried treasure yet?
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Shhh, you're not supposed to bring up past incoherent ramblings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


well, i dropped a huge amount of money into that venture so i think i have a right to know exactly what's going on.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Please tell me you're joking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


maybe. maybe not.
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Shhh, you're not supposed to bring up past incoherent ramblings.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


well, i dropped a huge amount of money into that venture so i think i have a right to know exactly what's going on.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Please tell me you're joking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


maybe. maybe not.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


I could have saved you said 'huge amount' of money if not.
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well, i dropped a huge amount of money into that venture so i think i have a right to know exactly what's going on.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


Please tell me you're joking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


maybe. maybe not.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


I could have saved you said 'huge amount' of money if not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


well, here's the deal, since i doubt zakk will tell the truth, he can't handle the truth...

i was minding my own business one day, about 3 months ago, eating sushi in Kyubei (which is the best sushi restaurant in Tokyo and maybe the world) when this weird guy sits down next to me and introduces himself.

'hi', he mumbles, 'i'm ben fulford. would you like to join my super secret secret society? you look a bit lonely.'

'what's in it for me?'

'well, you get to feel superior about yourself. and you'll survive the coming alien invasion and the collapse of civilization. we have ninjas, you know.' he seems giddy at the thought of them.

'i like the sound of that. can i get good sushi though?'

'if you need to ask...' he grins maniacally and takes my hand. 'you need to do this.'

'i dunno. can i think about it?'

'nope. i need an answer now. i have a job for you.'

'if i say yes, then what happens?'

'we'll pop down to a place where i can get you a laminated photo id. not using your real name, of course. in fact, once you sign the contract, the old you is dead. can you handle that?'

'am i going to be compensated, or is this just charity work?'

'you want money? jesus, i'm offering you the chance of a lifetime. to do some good. to influence world events. to be a part of something bigger than all of us, that will echo in eternity. of course there's no money!'

'hmmm, sounds tempting.'

'there's no room for sarcasm in our society.'

'don't get angry, ben. it just sounds so far fetched. and i just want to eat my sushi and get back to work.'

'but you've been chosen. you are special, like me. plus, there's treasure.'

'you don't say.'


and that's how it all started...
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That spaceship looks like that thing that was on the flatbed truck going through Kansas the other day. There were several threads about it on GLP...
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Please tell me you're joking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


maybe. maybe not.
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


I could have saved you said 'huge amount' of money if not.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7650502


well, here's the deal, since i doubt zakk will tell the truth, he can't handle the truth...

i was minding my own business one day, about 3 months ago, eating sushi in Kyubei (which is the best sushi restaurant in Tokyo and maybe the world) when this weird guy sits down next to me and introduces himself.

'hi', he mumbles, 'i'm ben fulford. would you like to join my super secret secret society? you look a bit lonely.'

'what's in it for me?'

'well, you get to feel superior about yourself. and you'll survive the coming alien invasion and the collapse of civilization. we have ninjas, you know.' he seems giddy at the thought of them.

'i like the sound of that. can i get good sushi though?'

'if you need to ask...' he grins maniacally and takes my hand. 'you need to do this.'

'i dunno. can i think about it?'

'nope. i need an answer now. i have a job for you.'

'if i say yes, then what happens?'

'we'll pop down to a place where i can get you a laminated photo id. not using your real name, of course. in fact, once you sign the contract, the old you is dead. can you handle that?'

'am i going to be compensated, or is this just charity work?'

'you want money? jesus, i'm offering you the chance of a lifetime. to do some good. to influence world events. to be a part of something bigger than all of us, that will echo in eternity. of course there's no money!'

'hmmm, sounds tempting.'

'there's no room for sarcasm in our society.'

'don't get angry, ben. it just sounds so far fetched. and i just want to eat my sushi and get back to work.'

'but you've been chosen. you are special, like me. plus, there's treasure.'

'you don't say.'


and that's how it all started...
 Quoting: ConanTheLibrarian


lol
No one has ever seen a perfect circle, nor a perfectly straight line, yet everyone knows what a circle and a straight line are.
Perceived circles or lines are not exactly circular or straight, and true circles and lines could never be detected since by definition they are sets of infinitely small points.
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Barry and the wookie are British Mi5 agents. Need the congress to arrest them.

Ops I forgot most of the congress is on Mi5 payroll.

We're fucked.
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'tell me about your homeworld, conan.'

'ben, what the fuck are you rambling about now?'

we had been riding in the truck together for hours. a short flight from tokyo to san francisco, and then into a rental truck for the long haul cross country. of course, we could have just flown direct, but ben said we had to be careful. stealthy. like the rain that hides behind the sun, waiting to leap into open arms. whatever that means. plus, he had a few stops to make. or so he said.

'why do i have to do all the driving, ben?'

'meds.' he mumbled. he was chewing something, like a chipmunk on meth. his froth mustache really did something for his features.

'that explains the mask, then?' since we'd left japan, he'd been wearing a barbara bush halloween mask. for stealth, again, supposedly. everyone was staring, but he didn't care. trolling the trolls is what he called it, but it just seemed stupid to me.

'so where are we going again?'

'beneath the tides.'

'huh?'

'just drive. we're going to see a friend of mine.'

and so i drove. endless miles across the barren wasteland that was i-80. we paused briefly in salt lake city so that ben could score some more 'aspirin', as he liked to refer to it, and where he could protest the mormons for an hour or two. he still wore the mask. 'it's fun, you'll see!' he giggled excitedly. but i really couldn't see the point.

'tell me about the treasure.' i needed motivation.

'when the time is right, conan. you know, you really have pretty eyes. i can't believe i never noticed until now.'

'thanks ben, that means a lot coming from you.'

he looked longingly at me, and then hopped out of the truck and ran up the steps leading to the entrance of the Tabernacle. i was still going about 40. ben was eager, i have to admit.

'tuck and roll, soldier, tuck and roll.'

but he couldn't hear me. it was probably for the best.
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more great responses to my threads. the feds love me.

im about to make the run for the treasure.

and oh, they are attacking my dreams ... and showing me the tunnels where the treaure is hidden...
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zakk, maybe just turn the fucking tv off and take your tin foil hat and fashion it into a boat so you can sail away from your nightmares.

you might find this interesting: [link to www.shortnews.com]


also, next time i'm telling a good story, don't interrupt, it really doesn't help.

p.p.s. you owe me money. ben is sending some invisible ninjas to see you. expect them shortly. we are not amused...

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