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I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!

 
Doomwaffles

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12/24/2011 05:10 PM

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I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
THIS has made my day, I felt the christmas joy surround me all day ! I'm positevely glowing with the freaking christmas joy today !

This is the background story,
my neighbour who is very obnoxious insists on playing loud housemusic wich he makes himself
over the last year the tune hasn't changed one bit
He's not only loud with his music but also what I assume his is playstation , wears his shoes in the house and stomps around often.
today I woke up to him making noise again,
I figured my day was already starting bad and not only that I needed to work today also... Not so great to wake up to the neighbour you already dislike doing exactly that what made you dislike him in the first place: being loud.

So after an hour I still hear him , moving stuff around, then walk down the stairs, but he comes back up immediately and back down and back up.
I start to grow a bit suspicious and when I hear him walk down again I look outside to see what he's doing

And ...
THERE IS A MOVING VAN !!!
The fucker is moving away !!!
On Christmas Eve no less !!!
There is a God out there, and he finally heard my prayers !
I seriously felt like not only go out and spread christmas joy to all and each but to open a bottle of champagne !
Hell ! I'd have even helped him move his stuff down so he could have sodded off even quicker !

I'm seriously, truely, profoundly happy !
I can already feel his non-presence

I don't know who I have to thank for my own little christmas miracle, but I do ... thank you, a sincere, thank you
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Snarf

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12/24/2011 05:12 PM
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I'll laugh if a tuba player moves in.
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:15 PM
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I heard he's subletting to his cousin who is an up and coming drummer for a heavy metal band.


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Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:18 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
OP, have you tried ear plugs.

If not, check them out.
They may not block out all the noise but even 60% reduction will make a BIG difference.
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:20 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
Seriously, that is my dream


I have 2 baboons upstairs

I think the same ones with loud music always own Playstations which they play turned up, too


Have a big drink on me
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:27 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
haha thats great man.


merry christmas, hope no one worse moves rite back in LOL.
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12/24/2011 05:36 PM
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Im moving in WHOOOOOOHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:48 PM

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I'll laugh if a tuba player moves in.
 Quoting: Snarf


Yeah, I have my plan layed out already should that happen
let the games begin !
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:49 PM

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haha thats great man.


merry christmas, hope no one worse moves rite back in LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1611870


thank you
And so do I !
That's the part I'm nervous about
But who ever moves in can't honestly be worse ...
they can't be ...
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:49 PM

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I heard he's subletting to his cousin who is an up and coming drummer for a heavy metal band.


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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445810


I can live with that
I'll buy him beer
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:51 PM

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Seriously, that is my dream


I have 2 baboons upstairs

I think the same ones with loud music always own Playstations which they play turned up, too


Have a big drink on me
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6209746


Will do !
And cheers to you as well
If you want a few tips on how to counter a reign of terror from your neighbours, start by figuring out where their main electricity switch is located
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:52 PM

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OP, have you tried ear plugs.

If not, check them out.
They may not block out all the noise but even 60% reduction will make a BIG difference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445810


fuck that,
I seriously don't need to, nor s houdl anyone else, listen to one fucked up cheap disco tune for over a year, in the middle of the night, in early mornings, in late evenings ...
I'll come and knock at their door once, maybe twice, after that I'll call the police,
does taht not work

let the games begin !
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:53 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
Jesum, OP, you oughta get your own house.

I don't know the cost of where you live, but we got a house paying less in rent and an acre of land.

Merry Christmas!!

:Dfire:
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12/24/2011 05:53 PM
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lol that's awesome, i agree that has to be the best christmas present ever! Good for you op.xmas
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12/24/2011 05:53 PM

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Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:54 PM

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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
Jesum, OP, you oughta get your own house.

I don't know the cost of where you live, but we got a house paying less in rent and an acre of land.

Merry Christmas!!

:Dfire:
 Quoting: Turtle


literally working on that ... literally ...
and merry christmas to you as well

Last Edited by Brussel Sprout on 12/24/2011 05:54 PM
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 05:55 PM

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lolsign


happyheart
 Quoting: Lisa*Lisa


cheers
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 05:55 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
Jesum, OP, you oughta get your own house.

I don't know the cost of where you live, but we got a house paying less in rent and an acre of land.

Merry Christmas!!

:Dfire:
 Quoting: Turtle


literally working on that ... literally ...
and merry christmas to you as well
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


Good luck!!!

:PCmeow:
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 06:18 PM

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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
And merry christmass to each and every one of you that wished one for me !

hf

I hope the sincere and utter joy I'm experiencing right now will somehow rub off on you !

All the ones that wish(ed) bad things to happen to me ,
who are you again ? I totally forgot you existed ...

hf
I am Eekerstard too!!!
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2011 06:31 PM
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Is this the chain-smoking wacko that followed you around and knew exactly where you were in your apartment all the time?

I remember that from a while back .... Good for you!
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 06:34 PM

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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
Is this the chain-smoking wacko that followed you around and knew exactly where you were in your apartment all the time?

I remember that from a while back .... Good for you!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77497


I'm a chain smoking wacko myself
so that must not have been my thread
Tho I do remember reading that thread because the annoying neighbour subject is of interest to me

Thread: my fuck@55 neighbour, I need advice !
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AWFUL

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12/24/2011 06:39 PM
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I dought I will see the 77-79 Dana 60 kingpin front axle at this point.
I, am an asshole
Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 06:51 PM

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I dought I will see the 77-79 Dana 60 kingpin front axle at this point.
 Quoting: AWFUL


errrr ...
what ?
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12/24/2011 07:31 PM

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But who ever moves in can't honestly be worse ...
they can't be ...
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


You sure about that?

:stankyfly:

Merry Christmas!!
I am a Christian.

Christian does not equal doormat or pushover.

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Doomwaffles (OP)

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12/24/2011 07:47 PM

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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
But who ever moves in can't honestly be worse ...
they can't be ...
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


You sure about that?

:stankyfly:

Merry Christmas!!
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan


point taken
it seriously ain't game to me ...
not right now :D
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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12/24/2011 08:13 PM
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I live in a small Texas town, we have noise regulations here.

Second hand noise is stressful to you, so just like second hand smoke being bad for people our town has a rule that no noise can begin before 10am or go past 10pm and that can only be business noises, delivery trucks, home builders ect.

On top of that is any regular citizen makes excessive noise inside their home or yard that can be heard when standing on the sidewalk they can get a ticket.

The right to quiet supersedes their right to create noise pollution.

We actually had a bass player rent the home next door and his sports games on Tv were turned up to the max. Apparently being in a band destroyed his ability to hear tv at a normal level.

The police got after him 2 times, the third time he got a $600 dollar ticket.

He eventually moved out after his fines made him unable to make rent, LOLOL! :) <-- evil grin!

Now the house was sold to a new extremely quiet man from Mexico wishing to get his family out of the danger there.

My life has been fucking heaven now.

We do have a city park pavillion down the road about 1.5 miles away. One time some religioustards rented it and had a loud speaker going full blast preaching the gospil.
The cops got after them to!

Noise is pollution and if you check there should be laws against unnecessary noise where you live.

In the USA also the landlord is responsible on controlling their tenants bad habits. Often contacting the landlords of the apartment or home will get some action to shut the polluters up.

I'm so very happy you can enjoy your holiday in peace!
Silence is golden :)
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12/24/2011 08:21 PM

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But who ever moves in can't honestly be worse ...
they can't be ...
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


You sure about that?

:stankyfly:

Merry Christmas!!
 Quoting: ScrumpTheTexan



I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
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12/24/2011 08:22 PM
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Re: I just got the best christmas present in the world !!!
OP, have you tried ear plugs.

If not, check them out.
They may not block out all the noise but even 60% reduction will make a BIG difference.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1445810


Earplugs won't do piddle for that boomy "music" that rattles the windows...lol.

Congratulations, OP. Merry Christmas! I know just how it felt.
AWFUL

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12/24/2011 08:24 PM
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I dought I will see the 77-79 Dana 60 kingpin front axle at this point.
 Quoting: AWFUL


errrr ...
what ?
 Quoting: Doomwaffles


It's a really good strong front axle for my truck and they are hard to find

They came handle high horsepower and big tires.
I, am an asshole
Chrit

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12/24/2011 09:21 PM

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Merry Christmas! Eojoy the peace and quiet while your can.
I'm only human, it's my biggest flaw.

We must all realize a sink a chair and a pillow are all luxuries of home and a soldiers helmet takes the place of all three.
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12/24/2011 09:50 PM
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Be sure to check the paper for a murder, if he moves into a gang controlled housing area, lol !

And be sure to visit him in the hospital, if they break both his legs, Bring the new musical instrument you always MENT to learn to play, and PRACTICE till the hospital throws you out !