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Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

 
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Without a Burger?

No Baps?
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
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I saw a bunch of people in a circle speaking weird languages around a fire dressed in what looked like white robes. I was young at the time so I though they were Satanists.

I later found out that this was a worshipping area of Native Americans and they were doing some tobacco ceremony. The white robes were actually white Indian garments, not Satanist's robes.
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I saw a bunch of people in a circle speaking weird languages around a fire dressed in what looked like white robes. I was young at the time so I though they were Satanists.

I later found out that this was a worshipping area of Native Americans and they were doing some tobacco ceremony. The white robes were actually white Indian garments, not Satanist's robes.
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You sure it was'nt the Klan!?

Sounds like them to me.
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Has anyone seen any portals?
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RePinning my favorite thread as my good-bye to GLP - coming soon...
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Where are you going :(
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Back to reality, as ugly as it may be...
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My back yard is partly wooded and I see all kinds of animals around here, particularly birds, since I put out seeds and other things for them to eat.
Yeserday was a bit weird, when I was sitting here at the computer and I heard a loud thump from the patio door, it sounded almost hard enough to break the glass.
I saw a hawk on the patio, and when I moved out of my chair, he flew away.
Then I went to the patio door and saw a dove laying under the side of the grill, his eye blinking spasmodically and blood spurting from his head.
Well now I know what happened, the hawk snatched the dove from the grape arbor, lost its grip and it smashed into the patio door, and if you know anything about hawks is that they hit their prey at 50-60 MPH, that's why it was so loud of an impact.
So, I left the dove there for about 5 Min.,and went back stealthily to see if he came back for his prey, and the dumbass hawk was standing at the patio door staring into the house looking for the dove, but the dead dove was laying about 36 inches behind him.
Apparently the hawk thought the dove went into the house, where he was looking until I spooked him.
I eventually took the dead dove out into the yard where a crow ate him.pennywise
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I also feed birds and my cats love to sit by the patio door watching the birds, one day a Coopers Hawk must have thought the cats were outside and the hawk slammed into the patio door with great velocity.

The cats scrambled then returned to watch the dazed hawk stand by the door trying to regain its composure and senses while I looked up local wildlife rehabilitation centers on the Internet.

The hawk then perched on the squirrel feeder watching the cats for a while then flew off however it must have been hurt. The hawk left a perfect impression on the patio glass door so it hit with great force and I was surprised that the glass was not shattered as he hit the glass with one loud thud.
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As they say, Pride goeth before a fall... poor Tweety
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we were walking deep in the woods in my hometown at the time MD. came upon a cave covered by a large boulder, came back later in the evening around dusk and the boulder had moved to allow whatever passage in or out,this boulder was huge with no possible road or passage to get any heavy machinery to the area to lift the 10' oval boulder that weighed several tonnes...wtf? my friend and I jogged the next couple miles to our car taking turns looking behind us...
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Cool story, bro

Always wanted to say that
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RePinning my favorite thread as my good-bye to GLP - coming soon...
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Where are you going :(
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And how about a couple nude photos first.
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tounge
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Michael Jackson and Elvis playing catch.
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Pics, or it didn't happen - you know the drill

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I saw a dude taking a shit in the woods. The interesting part was the length of the turd. It ran from his ass to the ground as one long shit rope.
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What a weirdo. You actually stood there and WATCHED some guy take a dump? Eve taking note of the length of the turd?

Wow...

Just wow... lol.
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RePinning my favorite thread as my good-bye to GLP - coming soon...
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Where are you going :(
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Back to reality, as ugly as it may be...
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I don't know you at all and have probably never seen your posts or heard you on GLP, but thank you for Pinning this fantastic thread. I love the stories, ill share mine once I get through the many pages here. But anyway, thank you and I wish you a great future for what ever is held in store for you. hf
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I saw a dude taking a shit in the woods. The interesting part was the length of the turd. It ran from his ass to the ground as one long shit rope.
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lmao
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Ive folowed this since the first post. Can't stop reading
If something can corrupt you, you're corrupted already.

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While bowhunting in Oregon I crawled in upon what I thought might be Elk & to my surprise I saw two baby cubs both black and they were only 5 feet away from my face and momma was up the hill looking right at me 50yrds away...

The wind was blowing up hill,wow & then she looked up hill and I got up took off with all that I had in me,lol

I am thankful I did not have to shoot her & good thanks for fast feet and quick thinkins anda whole lotza luck on my side

Man o Man good times in the bush

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Feets don't fail me now! It's a good you knew the fast way out of there.ratdance
Wild Weasels? You've got to be shitting me!
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Has anyone seen any portals?
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My sisters daughter told me she stepped out from her moms apartment one day and was in the front yard looking at traffic when all of a sudden the street and cars began to ripple like when you drop a stone into water and your reflection ripples in rings.

Reality is not as tight as humans like to think.
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I was bowhunting for deer near an old drainage ditch in the early morning, it was just starting to lighten up a little from pitch black, and I saw a small oppossum walking past my treestand with a black dot bouncing around behind him.
I was a little wtf by it until I figured out that it was a screech owl following the oppossum around looking for a free meal...pennywise
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Has anyone seen any portals?
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My sisters daughter told me she stepped out from her moms apartment one day and was in the front yard looking at traffic when all of a sudden the street and cars began to ripple like when you drop a stone into water and your reflection ripples in rings.

Reality is not as tight as humans like to think.
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That would be from a drug and alchohol problem. bushtard
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I ONCE GOT LOST WHEN I WAS A CHILD

AND CAME TO STRANGE GATES
THAT COULD NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN
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For anyone who's read the entire thread, what's the best one?
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For anyone who's read the entire thread, what's the best one?
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Goshdangit! That's a tough question, there are so many good ones, I've been reading these and have posted a couple, and that would be up to the clown ...pennywise...ask him.
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The dogs both jumped up and licked my face before running off across the desert toward Apple Valley.
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The dog probably licked his nuts first and the other dog was laughing at you.s226
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this reminds me of getting reeeally lost in the woods. Someone on here mentioned the Cranberry Lake area in New York State. They have developed some of it now, but it was THICK woods where frankly, many people went in and few came out. There have been tons of them, but the one my mother remembered best from years ago was a family that stopped to let their 8 year old son pee. He stepped off the road into the brush, and they never saw him again. I mean they never saw or heard him or found a scrap of clothing, a body or a bone. I swear this is true and I can probably find the newspaper in the archive.
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Something similar happened in a town I grew up in. A family was out hiking the trails and their little boy was running ahead of them but not too far ahead - going from memory but something like 10 feet. Forget the exact age now but something like 7 or 8 or under.

He went around a curve in the trail & when the parents rounded the curve just a few seconds later he was gone. They heard nothing, no animal noises, no screams. He just disappeared. Never found him.

Very sad.
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Wow that is so scary. I wonder what could have happened?
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I don't know. There was a lot of speculation but none of it really made sense. One popular theory was a mountain lion waiting in a tree jumped down & drug him off but the parents never heard a thing! You'd think the lion would have made some kind of noise or that the boy would have screamed if that had been the case.

They do hang out in the trees a lot. I've seen quite a few lions (and bobcats) in trees but unless you a a constant looker up,looker-sideways, looker in back, look down like I am in the woods you'd never know they were there.

But the parents weren't that far behind and they never heard a thing! If it had been a kidnapper you would think the parents would have heard the abductor running away.

I just don't know what could have been so silent.
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Wow, these stories sound exactly like some I heard from a Bigfoot researcher on the Coast To Coast AM radio program when he was talking about all the people who've gone missing from national parks, never to be seen or heard from again.

BTW, so many people go missing in U.S. national parks (especially children in close proximity to their parents) that the government doesn't keep ANY statistics (or at least won't release them.)

How's THAT for scary?!
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The dogs both jumped up and licked my face before running off across the desert toward Apple Valley.
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The dog probably licked his nuts first and the other dog was laughing at you.s226
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Actually, I didn't think about that, you're probably right but that was 28 years ago, and it doesn't matter cuz the dog probably didn't have any spit left in his mouth considering the fact he was stuck there for several days in the mojave desert with no water and 100+ degrees F during the daytime, so it was a "dry lick"...ahole
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I was in NJ way back near a place called Carlstadt and nearby is the famous swamps.So a group of friends we decided to walk to the end of this road that goes to the I guess it's the Hcakensack River. We came to an old fishing boat along side the road and one kid said lets explore it so we jumped on board and I climbed on the wheel house and across from us on another side of this tidal river I saw a dog moving in the Punks and cattails and I yelled hey Boy! The dog turned and looked at us and I stared at it and it then went from a strtled look to one of sadness and I swear the dogs face looked human and it turned around and disappered into the swamp It took me a while to register what I had just seen and when I told the other kids what I had seen they just laughed.
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Hiking west texas, middle of winter , had been off the map for 3 days, was walking through the woods not on a trail at all, the time was about 4 in the morning, i dont use a light when i walk at night i just use the moonlight or my eyes adjust enough so its easy, anyhow i ducked under a tree branch while walking then as i stood upright there was a man with no shirt on right in front of me which blew my mind, it was about 20 that night he had no shirt and only shorts i pulled my knife out and ask him if he was ok, but i never stopped walking he didnt answer and i kept moving through the woods i looked back after about a minute and he was totally gone.

very wierd encounter.
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Probably the same guy from my story but on holidays.
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I think he can fly also
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Something similar happened in a town I grew up in. A family was out hiking the trails and their little boy was running ahead of them but not too far ahead - going from memory but something like 10 feet. Forget the exact age now but something like 7 or 8 or under.

He went around a curve in the trail & when the parents rounded the curve just a few seconds later he was gone. They heard nothing, no animal noises, no screams. He just disappeared. Never found him.

Very sad.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11552657


Wow that is so scary. I wonder what could have happened?
 Quoting: Storm*


I don't know. There was a lot of speculation but none of it really made sense. One popular theory was a mountain lion waiting in a tree jumped down & drug him off but the parents never heard a thing! You'd think the lion would have made some kind of noise or that the boy would have screamed if that had been the case.

They do hang out in the trees a lot. I've seen quite a few lions (and bobcats) in trees but unless you a a constant looker up,looker-sideways, looker in back, look down like I am in the woods you'd never know they were there.

But the parents weren't that far behind and they never heard a thing! If it had been a kidnapper you would think the parents would have heard the abductor running away.

I just don't know what could have been so silent.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11552657

Wow, these stories sound exactly like some I heard from a Bigfoot researcher on the Coast To Coast AM radio program when he was talking about all the people who've gone missing from national parks, never to be seen or heard from again.

BTW, so many people go missing in U.S. national parks (especially children in close proximity to their parents) that the government doesn't keep ANY statistics (or at least won't release them.)

How's THAT for scary?!
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I heard that show - yes very scary!!!

I found the show on youtube also. Here's the link if anyone would like to listen. If you live near one of the hotspots or go camping often you might want to give it a listen. But it's 2&1/2 hrs. long.

One of the best c2c shows ever.

It starts at about 7 minutes in.

[link to www.youtube.com]
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After reading most of the stories here I thought I'd share mine.

This happened mid August in 2007 . My then girl-friend and I at the time, and her two small dogs, were up at my cabin in northern Minnesota . It had been cloudy and raining off and on that day .

Finally around 7 in the evening the rain stopped . We decided to go out in the back yard and get a fire going for the night . We were both crouched down putting sticks and leaves on the few embers still burning . I was on one side of the fire pit and she was on the other side, and the two dogs were playing behind me . Then all of a sudden I hear her say "what the fuck is that?" as she is looking up over my shoulder . The way she said it, and the look on her face gave me a bad feeling . Anyway I stand up turn around and see the biggest bird in my life . 12-15 foot wing-span. The dogs immediately go onto their backs . As I stood up this bird diverted it's path and flew over the cabin and out of sight .

About the bird. It came so low I could see every detail .
If I had a rock I could had hit it no problem . Maybe 25 feet up max . It was a bird of prey with talons, but no Eagle . There are dozens of Eagle nests up there and I see 20+ every time I go up there . So when people say it was a big Eagle, I say you could fit an Eagle under each wing of this thing and have room to spare. It was jet black with rust colored feathers under each wing . It only flapped its wings 3 or 4 times and was totally silent . I would have not heard or seen it if she didn't . The last thing I saw was, as it was going over the cabin it made a turn . Hard to describe this but the thing made weird movements with its wings as it turned . Best way I can put it is it looked like giant letter W then M , reminded me of some old B horror movie with bad special effects. It didn't look natural .
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After reading most of the stories here I thought I'd share mine.

This happened mid August in 2007 . My then girl-friend and I at the time, and her two small dogs, were up at my cabin in northern Minnesota . It had been cloudy and raining off and on that day .

Finally around 7 in the evening the rain stopped . We decided to go out in the back yard and get a fire going for the night . We were both crouched down putting sticks and leaves on the few embers still burning . I was on one side of the fire pit and she was on the other side, and the two dogs were playing behind me . Then all of a sudden I hear her say "what the fuck is that?" as she is looking up over my shoulder . The way she said it, and the look on her face gave me a bad feeling . Anyway I stand up turn around and see the biggest bird in my life . 12-15 foot wing-span. The dogs immediately go onto their backs . As I stood up this bird diverted it's path and flew over the cabin and out of sight .

About the bird. It came so low I could see every detail .
If I had a rock I could had hit it no problem . Maybe 25 feet up max . It was a bird of prey with talons, but no Eagle . There are dozens of Eagle nests up there and I see 20+ every time I go up there . So when people say it was a big Eagle, I say you could fit an Eagle under each wing of this thing and have room to spare. It was jet black with rust colored feathers under each wing . It only flapped its wings 3 or 4 times and was totally silent . I would have not heard or seen it if she didn't . The last thing I saw was, as it was going over the cabin it made a turn . Hard to describe this but the thing made weird movements with its wings as it turned . Best way I can put it is it looked like giant letter W then M , reminded me of some old B horror movie with bad special effects. It didn't look natural .
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Thanks for posting this. I saw something similar - all black, approx. 10 - 12 ft. wingspan while my dog & I were walking in woods near my house.

It came from behind us & was low flying like it had just taken off from some low branch on a tree & was trying to get its lift and having a hard time. I heard a sound like nylon material & turned to see it coming right at us. Both the dog & I dropped to the ground since it was flying so low. It flew right over us maybe 15 feet above us.

This was in Sierra Nevadas - Northern Calif. in mid-afternoon.

I had dropped on my back so got a good look at it. It was all black - don't remember rust color but it could have had some rust color since I was in shock at the time. Nothing looked real on it. It was very shiny. It looked like a mechanical thing (and sounded like that also). The eyes looked like huge, black marbles looking down at us and moved funny.

After we got up my dog went nuts & started barking & chasing it as it flew away. It was really having a hard time getting altitude. And the whole time I could hear the rustling sound (like nylon) of its wings flapping.

I couldn't find any thing online about a bird that large in Sierra Nevadas. I have chalked it off to some kind of military experiment like the dragonfly and other insects they were supposedly testing in Mideast assuming they must be testing birds now. It was just too mechanical to be real. But that didn't make it any less scary!

I'm glad someone else has seen something similar.
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I saw a chap wearing a snorkel,flippers and wetsuit climbing a Tree.

Only Water near-by was the puddle he dove into,never did see him re-emerge.
The thing that hath been,
is That which shall be;
and that which is done is that which shall be done:and there is no new thing under the Sun.
Ecclesiastes 9:1