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Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

 
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The weirdest part of it all is that when it finally healed the scar left a design, and that design was three numbers…999. For many years people seeing the scar would flip out saying it was a 666, and I went around for years wearing long sleeve shirts even in the summer to hide it (BTW It can only be read as 666 if I stand on my head or someone were to twist my arm totally around, basically dislocating it). Over the years since then the numbers have faded some from my repeated attempts trying to erase it with more scaring, but they are still there, even with my deep tan here in the South Pacific the numbers can still be seen.
Things even became more strange years later when one of my girl friends had someone do a numerology report on me for a B’day present. It seems my life path is a nine along with my expression number (9) and Karmic number(9). Then again it happened on my 18th (9) birthday on June the 8th 1975. (9)Weird eh!!!! My full name in all English Gematria /numerology methods I know of also reduces down to 9.
Totally weird…..
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Sounds like an ancestral curse to me
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When I was a teenager in California, before it was all built up like it is now -- a friend and I were hiking in the hills east of San Diego.

We walked up a revine, along a small creek where we knew there was a swimming hole amoung these huge boulders.

There had just been a big rain storm the day before and you could tell a flash flood has swept through the revine. THats why we were going because we knew there would be water at the swimming hole.

The flash flood caused all these branches and scrub brush to be piled up in the sharp turns of the creek.

Pretty far in the trail we could smell something bad, and then when we turned the corner we saw the naked body of a woman entangled in one of these brush piles. She was all bloated, but looked hispanic. And boy did it stink.

We went back and got the sheriff.
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I've got another story about some friends using a Ouija board in the forest. Debating about whether I should post it or not. If I do I will have to change some names.
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The dogs both jumped up and licked my face before running off across the desert toward Apple Valley.
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The dog probably licked his nuts first and the other dog was laughing at you.s226
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Actually, I didn't think about that, you're probably right but that was 28 years ago, and it doesn't matter cuz the dog probably didn't have any spit left in his mouth considering the fact he was stuck there for several days in the mojave desert with no water and 100+ degrees F during the daytime, so it was a "dry lick"...ahole
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Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?
As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.

Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,

Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
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These interviews FREAKED ME OUT!!! I USED to love camping! damned

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I went looking for Slender Man, I found Slender Man, I got Slender Man High, and reliesed Slender Man wasn't such a bad guy. Big foot on the other hand..
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Porn man. When I was in 5th grade, me and two of my classmates went hiking in this hill behind his house and we found an old wooden shack. Inside was a bunch of old porn magazines.
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I found the same thing when I was about 16. It was an old sack with what must had been over a 100 smut magazines in it. there was also a bag with unopened bear bottles in it.

I suspect now that there are demons who this to lead people away from God and get them trapped into a life of pornography. I mean, think about it, who carries porn and bear into the woods and just leaves it there knowing that kids could find it? If someone is an addict and they repent and want to get rid of their sinful stash, wouldn't they make sure that it was burned or at least put out with the garbage... not taken into the woods for others to find.
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That's weird. When my brothers and I were in our early teens, we went into the woods behind our house in Mckinney, TX. We walked and hike for what seemed to be forever. We also came across a shack that had a case of beer and some porn mags...needless to say we were out late that night. I drank beer while they drank beer and shared the porn with a few friends. I remember thinking it was weird to find a whole case of beer. :)
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This is more a crazy animal story than a woods story, but there were woods in the vicinity, so here goes:

15 yrs ago I was attending grad school in KC with a friend of mine who went to undergrad with me. We both had our own little studio apts downtown, but his was near the river bluffs and had a heavily wooded park across the street.

One late morning I was awoken by a frantic phone call: he had a bat in his apt. He was terrified of anything with wings, and although I am a girl he wanted me to come save him.

I hit the Arby's drive through for a roast beef & curly fries and hurried to his place. When I got inside he was waving a pillowcase duct taped to a broom handle like a butterfly net at the traumatized sparrow perched on his kitchen cabinet. I grabbed a towel and slowly picked up the bird, walked him to the park and let the poor little soul free.

We walked back across the street he said thanks & as I turned to get in my car I noticed something in the passenger seat where I had left my beloved curly fries. I unlocked the door to get a better look, thinking some little kitty had climbed in through the window I mistakenly left open. That's when I realized this was no kitty, this was the biggest squirrel I'd ever seen. In a flurry of teeth, claws and shrieks (mine mostly) my friend, who I just rescued, came running. He slammed my door shut & we tried to think of a plan.

In the meantime, there he was, and he was huge, sitting in my passenger seat eating every last curly fry without a care in the world. When he finished, he shimmied back out of the window and scampered across the street into the park! I now always give them respect and a wide berth!
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You are a frigging disgrace to you're buddies..
Some dude (who comes across as a bit gay) is terrified that there's a bat in his cosy gaff opposite the lovely woods, so he fones you to save him, and you crawl out of bed LATE MORNING AND GO FOR A F*CKING DRIVE THROUGH!! You f*cking lazy useless cow. Pity the F*cking squirrel didn't eat you, bee-atch.
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This is more a crazy animal story than a woods story, but there were woods in the vicinity, so here goes:

15 yrs ago I was attending grad school in KC with a friend of mine who went to undergrad with me. We both had our own little studio apts downtown, but his was near the river bluffs and had a heavily wooded park across the street.

One late morning I was awoken by a frantic phone call: he had a bat in his apt. He was terrified of anything with wings, and although I am a girl he wanted me to come save him.

I hit the Arby's drive through for a roast beef & curly fries and hurried to his place. When I got inside he was waving a pillowcase duct taped to a broom handle like a butterfly net at the traumatized sparrow perched on his kitchen cabinet. I grabbed a towel and slowly picked up the bird, walked him to the park and let the poor little soul free.

We walked back across the street he said thanks & as I turned to get in my car I noticed something in the passenger seat where I had left my beloved curly fries. I unlocked the door to get a better look, thinking some little kitty had climbed in through the window I mistakenly left open. That's when I realized this was no kitty, this was the biggest squirrel I'd ever seen. In a flurry of teeth, claws and shrieks (mine mostly) my friend, who I just rescued, came running. He slammed my door shut & we tried to think of a plan.

In the meantime, there he was, and he was huge, sitting in my passenger seat eating every last curly fry without a care in the world. When he finished, he shimmied back out of the window and scampered across the street into the park! I now always give them respect and a wide berth!
 Quoting: no one 35


You are a frigging disgrace to you're buddies..
Some dude (who comes across as a bit gay) is terrified that there's a bat in his cosy gaff opposite the lovely woods, so he fones you to save him, and you crawl out of bed LATE MORNING AND GO FOR A F*CKING DRIVE THROUGH!! You f*cking lazy useless cow. Pity the F*cking squirrel didn't eat you, bee-atch.
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Wow! What a dick! TROLL.
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Here is what I saw:

A huge giant green leg sticking up out of the ground, holding up a tree that was leaning. The leg, toe to knee, was as long as the tree was tall. The rest of the giant was all underground.

Green Giants are REAL.


I read up on this, maybe the giants of the great flood have soul work assigned as gardeners of the forests of world.

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I went walking in the woods just recently and I seen something that looked really unusual, it wasn't supposed to be there, it appeared lost and didn't belong, like a fish out of water it was almost as if something had planted it there do you know what it was?

It was a tree.tounge
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I saw a dude taking a shit in the woods. The interesting part was the length of the turd. It ran from his ass to the ground as one long shit rope.
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i dont know whats more sinister the brown cable or you being a shite voyeur
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Jesus fixed a blind man. The first time he saw, he said what he was seeing were trees as men. Jesus rubbed his eyes a second time, and his vision was normal.

It is the Holy Spirit's gift of discernment, I have been told.

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John 14:27
"Peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid."
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Saw two guys in drag sucking each other off, relatively close to a bike path

true story.
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Yeah i had the misfortune to see 2 fat basterds doing likewise since then police have set cctv in the woods sad fucking world
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Saw two guys in drag sucking each other off, relatively close to a bike path

true story.
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Yeah i had the misfortune to see 2 fat basterds doing likewise since then police have set cctv in the woods sad fucking world
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So,no more dogging for you then?
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I once saw a naked fat guy licking his own nipple, while holding a Hostess catalog. He kept moaning and saying, "I love you, Twinkie The Kid". I left after the third time he said it. When I came back the next day, I found Twinkie wrappers everywhere.
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Saw two guys in drag sucking each other off, relatively close to a bike path

true story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19202196
Yeah i had the misfortune to see 2 fat basterds doing likewise since then police have set cctv in the woods sad fucking world
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So,no more dogging for you then?
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and that from the land of sheep porn no seriously i have enough trouble with fuckin horse fly bites so offering my arse to gangs of horse flies whilst waiting in the dogging queue for a shag no thanks besides all the women who go dogging are smack heads with no teeth
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I once saw a naked fat guy licking his own nipple, while holding a Hostess catalog. He kept moaning and saying, "I love you, Twinkie The Kid". I left after the third time he said it. When I came back the next day, I found Twinkie wrappers everywhere.
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lmao you lying basterd but funny
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Saw two guys in drag sucking each other off, relatively close to a bike path

true story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19202196
Yeah i had the misfortune to see 2 fat basterds doing likewise since then police have set cctv in the woods sad fucking world
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21699417


So,no more dogging for you then?
 Quoting: Dr Phil 21351408
and that from the land of sheep porn no seriously i have enough trouble with fuckin horse fly bites so offering my arse to gangs of horse flies whilst waiting in the dogging queue for a shag no thanks besides all the women who go dogging are smack heads with no teeth
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The sheep here are to demure to star in porn,private shows only.
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I got one.

I drove up wit h a friend to this waterfall, you turn into the big forest, the road is lined on both sides with big gumtrees on a winding road as you go deeper into this state park.

an hour in you hit the end, theres a 1.5 km walk to waterfall. by the time we got there it was dark, moonless night, cloud cover u cant see shit.

we had a little shitty torch and start walking back but the battery dies so we have to slowly walk up this path, even though it was so dark you can still kind of make out the path.

well we're walking slowly now and out in the trees we here this bell like a cow bell and we both confirm with each other we heard it as its a bit weird in the middle of a forest.

ok well a cow might have got free and strayed out into the forest but they dont use those bells anymore.

ok unrelated but we make it back to the car and start driving out of this forest and its kind of hypnotically monotonous, weaving road lined by huge gumtrees, and in the head lights, well I say "hey, is that a guy standing in the middle of the road?" and my friend swerves and just misses this guy.


he was standing there arms by his side with his head down but his eyes looking straight at us.

the thing is there are no turn offs, nowhere to park a car, the trees come right up to the road. he must have walked for hours to get there.

im not saying the bell thing and that guy are related but it was just two weird things in one night i guess.
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This is more a crazy animal story than a woods story, but there were woods in the vicinity, so here goes:

15 yrs ago I was attending grad school in KC with a friend of mine who went to undergrad with me. We both had our own little studio apts downtown, but his was near the river bluffs and had a heavily wooded park across the street.

One late morning I was awoken by a frantic phone call: he had a bat in his apt. He was terrified of anything with wings, and although I am a girl he wanted me to come save him.

I hit the Arby's drive through for a roast beef & curly fries and hurried to his place. When I got inside he was waving a pillowcase duct taped to a broom handle like a butterfly net at the traumatized sparrow perched on his kitchen cabinet. I grabbed a towel and slowly picked up the bird, walked him to the park and let the poor little soul free.

We walked back across the street he said thanks & as I turned to get in my car I noticed something in the passenger seat where I had left my beloved curly fries. I unlocked the door to get a better look, thinking some little kitty had climbed in through the window I mistakenly left open. That's when I realized this was no kitty, this was the biggest squirrel I'd ever seen. In a flurry of teeth, claws and shrieks (mine mostly) my friend, who I just rescued, came running. He slammed my door shut & we tried to think of a plan.

In the meantime, there he was, and he was huge, sitting in my passenger seat eating every last curly fry without a care in the world. When he finished, he shimmied back out of the window and scampered across the street into the park! I now always give them respect and a wide berth!
 Quoting: no one 35


You are a frigging disgrace to you're buddies..
Some dude (who comes across as a bit gay) is terrified that there's a bat in his cosy gaff opposite the lovely woods, so he fones you to save him, and you crawl out of bed LATE MORNING AND GO FOR A F*CKING DRIVE THROUGH!! You f*cking lazy useless cow. Pity the F*cking squirrel didn't eat you, bee-atch.
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Wow! What a dick! TROLL.
 Quoting: Cassi 7385914


Agreed. Thought this was an absolutely WONDERFUL story! And the chances of those things happening so close together...weird.
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previous story made me remember this.

About 20 years ago, was driving with a friend down a long straight straigtaway with no shoulder, only guardrails, on a highway that cut through a National Wildlife Refuge. God forsaken place in the middle of nowhere, not very well traveled road. It was known however for speeders. I never understood why, but people seemed to get rapture of the road on it and gas it when they were by themselves, sometimes becoming airborne.

Anyway, dark as pitch and only our headlights, friend is driving, speeding along and I yell "Oh my God!!!" He said "What?!" I said "What? You almost squashed his head!" I was breathless in disbelief. My stupid ass friend had not seen a man in a red and black checkered coat lying across the road with his head just over the line into our lane. We must have missed his head by about an inch, literally. My friend told me I was crazy, which really ticked me off. He decided he'd drive back and prove to me nothing was there, he would have seen it. I wondered how the hell you could miss something so obvious! I mean - a large red and black jacket - hello! So he drove me back and there he was. Friend kept the headlights on him and yelled "hey are you okay?" a few times. We thought he might be dead. He finally stirred, stood up, drunk as a skunk and went on his way down the road. Made note to self: Don't drive with my friend again.
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One late afternoon on the North Shore I put down a blanket and after meditating for like 2 hrs, woods behind me har har, I smoked a fat doobie.
I then fell into a super mellow feeling and rode each and every wave that proceeded in for the longest time just resting in this blue and yellow
light that each wave came with, a kalaidescope of blue and yellow, blue and yellow...

A few surfers and beachcombers walked by and smiled as they could see where I was.

I had just enough awareness to note how appreciative we all were...kind of...yes, yes, yes....

Slowly I came to the realization that I had to be going and got up slowly.
I shook the sand from the heavy blanket and turned around to make the walk back to my truck parked on the side of the road.

WHAT?
I was awestruck as I had not noticed that it was the day of a full moon, and it was huge over the mountain behind me.
Gratefully, it helped me as it was illuminating the whole scene and lit my walk back thru the field.
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my father was stationed in San Diego in the late 40's. He was from New York and California was new and exciting to him. His friends taught him how to identify animal tracks he wasn't familiar with on their treks into the mountains. One night he wandered away by himself, young and green as he was, and enchanted by the countryside. He ran across fresh mountain lion tracks and decided to follow them - he followed them right into a cave on the side of a mountain. He heard a rustle in the cave. Then it suddenly occurred to him, there was only one set of tracks going in and none going out! He slowly walked backwards out of the cave and ran all the way home, having scared the wits out of himself! He's had nightmares about being attacked by large cats for the rest of his life - something his New York family and friends have found absolutely hilarious for over 60 years.
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