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Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

 
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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Back in the mid 90's I used to deer hunt in Greene County, SW Pennsylvania. On a very cold and overcast day I was in an old tree stand. I could hear leaves crunching and sticks snapping like somebody was walking through the area out in front of me. I've spent lots of time in the woods. I can distinguish between a person on two legs from a deer, turkey, squirrel etc. I've observed all sorts of animal behavior while hunting. Anyway, the strange thing that creeped me out was that I never saw a damn thing! It couldn't have been farther than 20-30 yards away. I could hear it very distinctly. I was facing uphill and looking into a thicket about 50 yds away. But there was some patchy snow cover and I could see through most of it. If a deer or anything that size or bigger went past, I don't know how I wouldn't have seen it.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.
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VN all hell breaking loose and we're in the ditch literally and a tiger jumped the ditch about 10-12ft wide and it had a man in its mouth screaming like hell!
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.
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Funny you mentioned Sasquatch. He briefly talked about the possibility of Sasquatch. He said he was hunting in Alaska with 2 friends and one night at camp there was a "whoot whoot" type sound that wasn't more than 20 yards outside of camp. First, they used flashlights and than night vision to identify the source but couldn't find anything.

He went on to say other hunters he knew had seen Sasquatch or at least heard similar sounds. He was just getting into the possibility of different dimensions (because of some of his weird experiences) when the class ended.

I was pretty impressed with this guy. He seemed to really know his business. He was a retired Vietnam vet (101st Abn Div I think) of 20 plus years. Now, he spends the majority of his life scouting, hunting and teaching tracking and hunter safety classes. I got they impression he spent most of his time in the military teaching survival skills.

In all I had three instructors in my hunter safety class. 2 of these guys hunted so much they hadn't purchased store bought meat in years. The third was a retired FBI agent who spent more time talking about personal preparations and readiness than he did about hunting. It would have seemed kind of strange to me had I not known about all this stuff beforehand.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.
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I had a similar experience on the middle fork of the Flathead river in Northern Montana. Made the hair stand up on the back of my head.
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That's what the man had to say. You don't have to believe it.

Bottom line of his stories was if you spend a large amount of time in the woods, you'll see things you can't explain. This guy spent his life hunting, scouting and tracking.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.
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How'd it happen?

I had a similar experience on the middle fork of the Flathead river in Northern Montana. Made the hair stand up on the back of my head.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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This is Sasquatch walking between the the dimensions. I have seen this as well.
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I had a similar experience on the middle fork of the Flathead river in Northern Montana. Made the hair stand up on the back of my head.
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How'd it happen?
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I love this thread.... more stories please!
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VN all hell breaking loose and we're in the ditch literally and a tiger jumped the ditch about 10-12ft wide and it had a man in its mouth screaming like hell!
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Now THAT is something you don't see every day.
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I've got another story about some friends using a Ouija board in the forest. Debating about whether I should post it or not. If I do I will have to change some names.
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When I was a kid I saw some random guy jerking off with his left hand while sticking his right thumb up his ass. Me and my friends laughed ours asses off. That's the weirdest thing I saw.
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i saw a naked hippie
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Oxford University are examining hairs from an alleged Yeti in collaberation with Lasaunne uni in Switzerland.Apparently the hairs are NOT on the order Mamillia in that class of animal its not a bear or ape like creature so wtf is it
[link to www.ox.ac.uk]
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i saw a naked hippie
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actually i stumbled upon about twenty naked hippies. it was kinda gross .
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The strangest thing I've ever seen in the woods, I saw not too far from where I'm sitting right now in East Texas on our land... a Hyena.

No kidding.

I know this land... we've got 400 acres here, & I've seen coyotes, bobcats, deer, even a very out-of-place (these days) Red Wolf once... all kinds of things over the years, but obviously, this was a first.

I was a kid, and had hunted & played here since I could walk... we knew & know it very well, as it's been in my Family for 80+ years.

So, nothing surprised us... it's our place, after all.

And then one day, while hunting with my Dad & little brother, there about 75 yds in front of us, in about 1" tall grass and facing us, was a friggin' Hyena.

Classic build... long front legs, shorter back legs, a 'mane', big round ears... head at first lowered & then up on a long thick neck as it noticed us and turned to run in the opposite direction and disappeared.

No-one took a shot at it, and we never saw it again.

Where it came from is still unknown... we later found out that miles away, a man that kept various pleexotic animals had been ordered by the State to have them relocated to a proper place... a zoo, sanctuary... whatever.

Keeping exotics is not unheard-of in this area... my next-door-neighbor (1/2 mile down the road) currently has 2 black bear, wallabies... and various other non-natives.

But instead relocating them, the aforementioned man in a fit of *screw you guys!* released them all... I do know that for years there were tons of sightings of a chicken-killing black panther.

But to my knowledge, we're the only ones that ever saw a Hyena in the East Texas woods.
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Yep Scrump, they are around. :) Saw two in Allen Tx. a couple of yrs ago. My friend and her husband also saw them. They crossed their bikepath about1/4 mile from where I saw them.hf
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guiding archery bearhunts in northen calif about two miles off 101 seen four fagots running down the logging road they fucked up my hunt so me and my client hid and scared the holy shit out of them bye growling like a bear.The dude in the lead had a cantelope for a front package I think he was the leader,true story I was filming a show for the outdoor channel.There is no bigfoot I would have killed one bye now.
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A couple friends of mine went camping over the fourth of July a few years back. This takes place in North central Arkansas, they camped where they had camped only a few times before. After unloading their gear and pitching their tents and after a few beers they decided to walk down an old logging road to a field they had found earlier on a hunting trip the previous fall. It was a moonlit night and they said they made their way to field talking quietly as they walked. They came to a steel panel gate at the edge of the field where they stopped and observed a black unrecognizable figure about chest high a few yards on the other side of the gate, one of my friends lit a firecracker and tossed it at the clump, when he tossed it the "clump" turned and stood up towering over them, when the firecracker popped and the light flashed the both said the only thing that came to both of their minds was BIGFOOT. They both wheeled around without any discussion and ran as fast as they could to their vehicle and left immediately without gathering any of their gear. To this day both of them still stick to their story and they never went back there.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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Bigfoot walking between dimensions. I know.
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My hunter/safety instructor said if you spend enough time in the woods, you'll eventually see things you can't explain. One such story of his:

He had been deer hunting all day with no luck and started back to camp. After walking down a ridge, he descended into a grassy meadow with bushes on the opposite end. He hadn't gone far when he heard rustling in the bushes that seemed to be coming his way. Not knowing what kind of animal (or human) it might be, he decided to stop and wait.

The sounds got closer and closer until he could actually see the bushes move but still couldn't see anything. When the last bush was parted and pushed aside a shadow made its way along the grass and headed straight for him. He watched in disbelief as the shadow passed right under his feet and kept going. He claims he could feel it as it passed thru his body and could see and hear the sounds it made as it walked in the high grass.

True Story as he related it. Something else happened in the same area again the next season and he never hunted there again.
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Bigfoot walking between dimensions. I know.
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
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I was walking around some farmland in San Marcos Texas out in the middle of noplace and came upon a few tin shed structures. They were not very big, maybe 10' x 8'.

I started looking inside them and there were a bunch of old bottles and various things from like the 1950s/60s era.

I opened up one shed and it was empty but here is where it gets weird.

When I opened the shed and stuck my head inside I thought I heard rain hitting the tin shed. I closed the door, looked up, overcast day but not a drop of rain in sight.

I opened the door again, stuck my head in, and heard the rain again. I was like WTF is going on.

I walked inside of the shed and that's when the light hit them at the right angle for me to see what was making that noise.

The entire inside walls and ceiling of the shed were covered 3 inches deep in daddy long leggers. They all seemed to be interlocked with their legs. There must have been 50,000 of them. They were all tapping their right longest front leg on the tin of the shed in unison. It was one of the weirdest things I ever saw. They also seemed to put off a weird smell in large numbers like that.

I always wondered about this. Has anyone else ever seen such a thing?
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I realize this is ridiculously old post but the answer lies here: [link to www.hsu.edu]

Apparently they are called Harvestmen and they do that motion to scare off predators.

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