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Wierd things you have seen in the woods.

 
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a friend of the family was out in the woods [NS] close by here exploring with his camera. He said he came across what looked like a large strange shaped stone [as if carved] pointing up from the moss. He went close to it and started to record it, and then he went to touch the stone when he blacked out, and woke later some distance from the stone. He gathered up his camera and went home. He watched the video and it goes all messed up with dark shadows on it after he touches it and since that day he has not been the same and have not heard anymore about him, but old local history from the natives warned people to stay away from the the stone.
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A friend and I were out in an undeveloped suburb last year, one that we always used to go to to smoke, drink, have bonfires, camp out, whatever. It's basically a big old midwestern meadow with shrubs and grass and bushes and such, with a dirt road running through it where they were planning on paving. Anyway, we used to spend a ton of time out here at all hours of the day and night, and never really noticed anything weird. One night, just he and I were out there, walking the dirt road away from where we parked his jeep. All of a sudden in complete unison we both stop in our tracks, staring at the same spot right in the middle of the dirt road. We didn't say a word for a good 30 seconds, just stared and felt like we physically COULD NOT take another step forward. Finally he says, "do you fucking see that??" And I say yeah I see it what the fuck is it... To this day we have not come up with an explanation for what it might have been, and we have returned to the exact spot many times, including the next morning to examine it. It looked like nothing...literally just nothing was sitting there. Like a complete emptiness or dark patch in the middle of the road. It looked like a cube, no bigger than a pack of cigarettes, it didn't move, make any sounds or lights or anything. Yet we truly felt physically incapable of moving any closer toward it. We finally turned around and sprinted to the car out of complete terror. Our hairs stood up and our heart rates increased just LOOKING at the damn thing, and we have no idea what it could have been.
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
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That's really fucking creepy..
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We found some aliens that landed out in the forest while out hiking one evening. They weren't prepared or expecting us. We took them hostage the following morning after having observed them all night. We forced them to teach us their language and how to operate their craft. That took a couple years. We also discovered they have some pretty serious weaponry aboard, enough to decimate humanity. That's when I decided to do a deal with these aliens and take over the planet with them. With my inside knowledge and their superior weaponry, you Earthlings don't stand a snowballs chance in hell. ;) Soon I will be your new emperor and overlord and dear leader all rolled into one.
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I did some research to find the most isolated and roadless area of my state to backpack in. I went there alone and spent one night and it was very strange. There was no wildlife anywhere, no birds, no insects, nothing at all. It was deathly quiet. No chirping birds or crickets at night. I've never seen anything like that before and I got the fuck out of there the next morning.
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There are places that people don't go for good reason. When you are searching out the most isolated of locations...make note...they might be isolate for good reason.
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
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That's really fucking creepy..
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Just rewriting it made me relive it. I was not right for at least 3 months. I believe we may have been near ancient indian burial grounds. Other freaking worldly. I sympathize with the fella above who wrote about a black cube making him paralytic. It had the same effect. I think we may have opened up a portal or something, allowing them to visualize. Who knows, along time ago, totally different world I am living these days. Plus the rave scene isnt what it used to be. I guess that was our purpose to go tribal, dance, and really twist out some weird juju.
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
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That's really fucking creepy..
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Just rewriting it made me relive it. I was not right for at least 3 months. I believe we may have been near ancient indian burial grounds. Other freaking worldly. I sympathize with the fella above who wrote about a black cube making him paralytic. It had the same effect. I think we may have opened up a portal or something, allowing them to visualize. Who knows, along time ago, totally different world I am living these days. Plus the rave scene isnt what it used to be. I guess that was our purpose to go tribal, dance, and really twist out some weird juju.
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You were on LSD wtf do you expect to see..? Do you actually think it was like real or something?
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Walked upon a pot field in Oregon. Slowly made my way out and watched for shotgun trip wires on the way out.
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That was Bigfoot's pot..
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Porn man. When I was in 5th grade, me and two of my classmates went hiking in this hill behind his house and we found an old wooden shack. Inside was a bunch of old porn magazines.
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I found the same thing when I was about 16. It was an old sack with what must had been over a 100 smut magazines in it. there was also a bag with unopened bear bottles in it.

I suspect now that there are demons who this to lead people away from God and get them trapped into a life of pornography. I mean, think about it, who carries porn and bear into the woods and just leaves it there knowing that kids could find it? If someone is an addict and they repent and want to get rid of their sinful stash, wouldn't they make sure that it was burned or at least put out with the garbage... not taken into the woods for others to find.
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You're not married, are you?
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i saw a flying dick
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i saw a flying dick
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22017972


That's really fucking creepy..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17238890


Just rewriting it made me relive it. I was not right for at least 3 months. I believe we may have been near ancient indian burial grounds. Other freaking worldly. I sympathize with the fella above who wrote about a black cube making him paralytic. It had the same effect. I think we may have opened up a portal or something, allowing them to visualize. Who knows, along time ago, totally different world I am living these days. Plus the rave scene isnt what it used to be. I guess that was our purpose to go tribal, dance, and really twist out some weird juju.
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You were on LSD wtf do you expect to see..? Do you actually think it was like real or something?
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OMG they are called shadow people google it, you don't need to be on LSD to see them. LSD maybe altered your visuals to see them more clearly. And to feel them more just like feeling the music on LSD that intense rush.
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...to continue reading later...
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For mother's day this year my family went for a picnic on "Bald Mountain", part of the Appalachian Trail in Madison County, NC. It was beautiful with a 360 deg. view of all the mountains. There was a cool breeze so my husband and I laid on our backs on a blanket while our kids ran around in the open field on top of this mountain.

Two of our boys were about 50 yards away from us when they picked up a large stone together and let it drop. We felt the vibration of this stone from 50 yards away and heard a loud hollow thud sound from beneath us. I SWEAR the mountain sounded hollow!

My husband swears to this day that it must be an old missile silo or something to have sounded so hollow. Maybe it's an old capped volcano...or neither. I don't like the thought of either one but who knows!
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A curious story so I looked around the net and found:

Legend has it that panic struck the area around Bald Mountain in the Hickory Nut Gorge in mid February, 1874. Residents reported feeling the ground shake and hearing booming noises which they described as loud thunder or the sound of heavy artillery in the distance. Some claimed they saw smoke and mist coming from Bald Mountain. Many feared that a volcano was about to explode. Some were so panicked that they abandoned their farms, livestock, and fields and joined religious revivals. A lot of people thought the end of time was upon them.

whole story is here:

[link to www.discoverlakelure.com]
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Got up to page 15 so far! :0)

The crater one with the people standing around an object was a good one.

Lot's of deep stories I like thx!
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in southeast louisiana, if you go out in the woods at night and look closely, you can find these little worms (they look like small grub worms) which actually glow in the dark.
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A Man Has Got to Know His Limitations

I am just a sinner trying to make it to heaven!

Romans 8:35-39
Who shall separate us from the love of Christ? shall tribulation, or distress, or persecution, or famine, or nakedness, or peril, or sword?
As it is written, For thy sake we are killed all the day long; we are accounted as sheep for the slaughter.

Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.

For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come,

Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.
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Huge turd in the middle of the path, filled with FUR .
Southern appalachia, no predators that large here. Bigger than human or huge dog turd.

Rumors of mountain lions, denied by the authorities.
Can't imagine what it could have been otherwise.

HUGE TURD, formed, human shape, filled with fur.
500 feet from the house, deep woods, does bigfoot eat furry critters?

Heeby Jeebies.
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A 'human shaped' turd?! WTF
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dick
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LOL.

Thank you.
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I once attended a rave in the middle of the woods. I was completely taken back when I witnessed hundreds of shadow people emerge from the border of trees. The began tickling and harassing the people dancing and passing by. At first I figured wow I did it this time, I finally lost it. However this is the kicker that determined it wasnt just some LSD influenced nightmare, the people being toyed with actually were looking around, looking up, down, over their shoulders for what was messing with them, simultaneously. Some people looked perplexed, panicked, amused. I even heard a couple say omg did you feel some one tickling and running fingers through your hair. Another said did you feel a hand on your shoulder too.

At that point I stumbled back to the tents, passing a drum and bass stage and literally at that time a track with the lyrics "dont go to the woods, they wait for you there" or somethig close to that sounded out. I had the fear, but not enough to run screaming, I literally went to my tent, opened the zipper and 4 of them with glowstick and huge grinning smiles were in my tent. I laid down and literally a calming sleep overcame me. I woke up the next morning to a friend who is very perceptive in vibrations said this was the most otherworldy spiriturally influenced and manipulated party ever. I was always unfortunate to witness what she felt at other parties, but this took the cake.

Still leaves an impression even after almost 10 years.
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MAN! that would have been an experience!

I was once walking in the woods with 3 friends and we saw a transparent white cow/goat appear about 10 meters in front of us and stare directly at us with big black eyes. we all shat it and ran, i asked them what they saw before saying anything and was the exact same description.
It was a known haunted location but we didn't expect to actually see anything!
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Ottawa National Forest in Upper Peninsula of Michigan, absolutely beautiful place. Was there with 4 buddies to camp and fish. First night there after dark we start seeing these little lights flashing around us. We thought they were lightning bugs at first, but they were bigger, about the size of a quarter, kind of blinking on and off real fast. More and more starting showing up all around us, and within a minute or so several hundred were there and we started freaking out. We would move towards them and in unison they would move back. We would step back and they would move forward. This went on for about a minute or so and then they all disappeared, or at least stopped blinking. All of them at once. We stayed up most of the night talking about that shit. We were there for 3 more nights and never saw them again. To this day we refer to this as the "martian story".
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. . . as I remember it was in 1944 that I was stationed in Finschafen [Finschhafen] New Guinea with the U.S. Military. While there I made several trips into some of the surrounding native villages with a friend of mine and a native guide (provided by the Australian government.) On this one particular trip we had the wonderful opportunity to witness a pterodactyl take off from the ground and then circle back overhead and to the side giving us a perfect side view which clearly showed the long beak and appendage protruding from the back of its head (just like the ones that Fuzzy used to ride in the comic strip Ally Oop). It was a big one! I have a Piper Tri-Pacer airplane . . . and it appeared to be about that size. The frequency of it's wing flaps was estimated about 1 or 2 seconds. With each flap we could hear a loud ‘swish, swish’ and the plants and brush immediately beneath its take off path were deflected by the down rush of air.”



After the “pterodactyl” flew away, the men remembered that they were carrying a camera. It’s not surprising that they forgot about the camera, as they were shocked: Their attention was riveted on the creature.



Hodgkinson later added:



“. . . my attention was concentrating on his head, the beak and the unique appendage extending from the back of his head . . . To answer your question about the neck, it was long.”
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How amazing to see that in person!

Here's some old images:

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Maybe dinosaurs didn't go extinct "millions" of years ago. Maybe fossils came from a global flood. Maybe earth is 7000 years old, and dinosaurs haven't been gone for all that long.
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burned out cabins in total desolation with playing cards in perfect condition everywhere

one part of woods had burned children toys everywhere

once tripping and camping with friends, out of nowhere, i mean we were way way out in nowhere, a few people come from out of the darkness, also young looked like normal kids and all, but they kinda acted odd, as if we were where they wanted to be, even tho we were in the middle of nowhere and no particular spot, just made a fire in a flatter area of the woods. They then went back into the woods, at first we were a little weirded out by it, because we were surprised, but then we thought about it some and it made no sense, they didn't have anything with them - no camping stuff, beer, etc. , it was night and they had no lights we noticed, we were very hard to reach and in seriously nowhere, and it just simply made no sense, it was like 2AM already - they never really said anything clear, all i really remember was a mumbled kind of "oh there are people here" , and they turned around and left

a naked man just walking around

some couple going at it
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On a mountainside running along a stream here in NE Penna. on the family's farm are a collection of stacked stone piles. They are about 3 -5 feet tall, have flat tops and are obviously man made. I recall counting about thirty of them one time, This is old Indian country and assume they were created by them, but have never found anything that could justify their purpose. I was tempted to dismantle one out of curiosity once , but decided to leave it intact in respect to those that put them there. Don't want any ancient Indian curse following me around anyway.
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I have them too on my property in Susquehanna county. I have stone walls all over the place too right along property lines. Maybe it was something cool they liked to do to pass the time back in the day? Pretty sure they didn't have xbox or the internets.
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Now we're getting somewhere. These piles are just over in Wayne County near Starrucca. I have no doubt the stone walls were done by early settlers to hold in cattle and form property lines but the stone piles are a mystery, I've read about stone formations in New England that are thought to be runes but these don't seem to be the same. It's curious you have found the same thing so close,. Perhaps a local custom or belief?
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