Ok a silly story about the woods. I took my family camps many years ago. We were pretty young, and our kids were 5,7,and 9. The campground was pretty deserted since it was a primitive place, but two young couples pulled in late as we were putting the kids down to bed. Seconds later they cranked up, I mean really loud Doors music. It was deafening.

I didn't mind so much. My wife and I shrugged and drank by the fire, snuggling. We waited until the fire burned down, but they partied on for hours.

Finally around 2am, they shut it off. I was a little pissed, but glad to finally relax and get some sleep.

Then at 6 am, the kids still sleeping, I hear obvious loud lovemaking with wild abandon. I start snickering, and my wife looks over at me hard, and then she busts out laughing. We both are just guffawing as the couple is hollering and rutting. My youngest wakes up and wants bacon and eggs and asks what the heck is going on.

It was a crazy weekend. Humans are the weirdest animal in the woods.