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What do you do in an earthquake?

 
dudeguyman
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What do you do in an earthquake?
What would you do if you were caught in one? My girlfriend tells me it is like trying to walk when your really drunk, i plan to drive the fuck out of my apartment complex to the highest point in town and hopefully nothing will happen... if only i had a helicopter... or jet pack... lol

how would u survive a 9.0? probably not possible
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Run to the kitchen.
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Run to the kitchen.
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lol your from romania? i was born there :D me too ok i will than >.<
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
to the fridge...it's where I keep my bottles of vodka.
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
pray
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pray that my bottles of vodka are intact ?
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
What would you do if you were caught in one? My girlfriend tells me it is like trying to walk when your really drunk, i plan to drive the fuck out of my apartment complex to the highest point in town and hopefully nothing will happen... if only i had a helicopter... or jet pack... lol

how would u survive a 9.0? probably not possible
 Quoting: dudeguyman


bump

maybe a shipping container? lol like that dude that thought tokyo was going to have a 14.0 or higher was in a shipping container with them being cushioned and stuff, those things are pretty strong, i think they are like 500 a piece

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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
In an earthquake, you should definitely not drive anywhere. Go outside, as far from any buildings or trees that may fall on you as you can. Then, in the case of a 9.0, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. :)
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Panic Sex!!!!5a
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
In an earthquake, you should definitely not drive anywhere. Go outside, as far from any buildings or trees that may fall on you as you can. Then, in the case of a 9.0, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. :)
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Why not drive? well these are the things to do when driving

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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
What would you do if you were caught in one? My girlfriend tells me it is like trying to walk when your really drunk, i plan to drive the fuck out of my apartment complex to the highest point in town and hopefully nothing will happen... if only i had a helicopter... or jet pack... lol

how would u survive a 9.0? probably not possible
 Quoting: dudeguyman


You don't run anywhere, it could result in you breaking your knees or legs. Stand in a doorway and hold on. Sitting under the stairs, believe it or not is a relative safe(ish) place to be.

Regarding a 9.0, if you were caught in the middle of that, you would be lucky to escape anywhere.
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
A big fat sack of good marijuana.
What would you do if you were caught in one? My girlfriend tells me it is like trying to walk when your really drunk, i plan to drive the fuck out of my apartment complex to the highest point in town and hopefully nothing will happen... if only i had a helicopter... or jet pack... lol

how would u survive a 9.0? probably not possible
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Doorways are actually not very safe. They have a door that can swing into you. And unless you have personally reinforced your doorway, it's probably not any safer than the rest of the house.

Your also not supposed to run outside DURING the quake. During the quake, things tend to fall off of buildings and crash down on people running outside. Wait until the shaking stops, then run outside.

Your supposed to find a sturdy piece of furniture and put your head and torso underneath it, your entire body if you can stuff it all under. But your brain and heart are the two body parts that your supposed to protect. They are kinda hard to replace.

Alternately, you could press against a wall, just make sure that your away from anything that could fall on top of you. (Bookshelves, tv's, pictures, etc.)
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Just try to get outside of your house, and lay down somewhere soft with nothing that could fall on you. Then, once it is over, be VERY VERY careful if you go near anything that looks unsafe because an aftershock could collapse it.

Especially since aftershocks can be of a different frequency and direction, so it could hit the resonance frequency of something that was totally sturdy in the last quake.
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Ask What Would Frankie Do?
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He MAAAAAAY issue a lollipop warning for alaska, he MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY tell you that there is an earthquake warning, there MAAAAAAAAAY be power... outages, there MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY...

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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
Shake.
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Drop, duck, and cover?
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Re: What do you do in an earthquake?
i plan to shake that ass biatch

sorry in a silly mood today lol