Six Sigma is a Fucking Stupid Fad, Fuck Six Sigma | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1504428 United States 12/26/2011 10:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | For those of you that are wondering what I am talking about its a stupid fad thats all the rave in the corporate world now. It basically analyses your work down to how many shits you take and then lets the company fire people and work the rest of you like slaves. The worst part is all these little fucking foreigners that love this shit. They don't mind looking at you in terms of "productive units per day". |
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Mittermeyer User ID: 5206488 United States 12/26/2011 10:28 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, I've seen that at my last job. Some people are Six Sigma Certified and can evaluate for the rest of the board. Never had a problem with it personally, though it sounds like the biggest form of corporate voyeurism thus far. "Slaves who imagine they are free cannot be liberated." -Vernon Howard "When one begins to equate their outer experience to the things previously seen in their mind as a mere coincidence, one is set on the path to realizing that the reality seen by the 5 senses is in actuality the material manifestation of what occurs within the human mind and heart." |
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Skeptically Anonymous User ID: 7770438 United States 12/26/2011 10:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I once had a manager who loved to talk about his "Six Sigma Green Belt"... He was a fucking tool to say the least. I had one of my kids photoshop a frame from a Dilbert comic to make that pointy haired manager guy have a green belt. Then I had him replace the words in the bubble to paraphrase the douchebage manager. Then I spread it all over the office. I wasn't around too long after that, but it was worth it. |
me User ID: 1269302 United States 12/26/2011 10:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I see the problem as people go get training, but have no experience, then all of a sudden they think their IQ went up and everyone else went down. They refuse to listen. Sad waste of money. Almost always this happens when they select a few green people who have no experience and are out to prove that they are better than anyone else. It shows management does not understand six sigma. Oh, this is the same management who does not know how to listen and run companies into the ground. Six sigma can enable change. But it the human network, the real listening, that adds values. Without the ability to communicate honestly six sigma and other process optimization is useless. Same can be said about the MBA, TQM, MTQ, and the other process improvement programs. If communications suck then fix that first. I feel your pain. |
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Open Eyes User ID: 1283544 New Zealand 12/26/2011 11:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A certain large IT company calls it GDF (Global Delivery Framework). Loosely translated as lets offshore all the jobs to India and China and pay those workers peanuts but still bill our customers the same rate. The funny thing is that the overseas bods do such a crap job that we end up having to clean up afterwards and it ends up costing us more and taking longer than if we had done the work ourselves in the first place but you can't tell that to the spreadsheet managers. /rantover |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 1504428 United States 12/26/2011 11:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You see, whats really happening here is this whole thing and other systems like the LEAN system were designed to make us all lay everyone off and destroy economies. So the programs in their quest for efficiency end up destroying the system because 20% dont have a job and overthrow the government. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 776713 United States 12/26/2011 11:18 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | A certain large IT company calls it GDF (Global Delivery Framework). Loosely translated as lets offshore all the jobs to India and China and pay those workers peanuts but still bill our customers the same rate. Quoting: Open Eyes 1283544 The funny thing is that the overseas bods do such a crap job that we end up having to clean up afterwards and it ends up costing us more and taking longer than if we had done the work ourselves in the first place but you can't tell that to the spreadsheet managers. /rantover We have the same problem, here in the US, with that too... |
SmokeyBear User ID: 19730441 United States 07/14/2012 02:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I know this thread is old, but I just finished 6 Sigma and had to join and let people know how awesome it was. No, I'm kidding. Seriously. I wasted 9 days of my life sitting through lectures about how to cut off un needed processes. Like I had no idea that the guy getting paid $10/hr in the corner jacking his stick could be helping someone causing a bottleneck to speed up production. |
Amy_A User ID: 16982804 United States 07/14/2012 02:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | My Nephew came in my home the other day wearing a Six Sigma Tshirt he got from some training class for high school students. The first thing I noticed was it had three 6's on the shirt. The first was the word Six and then two numerical 6's were along the right front side. I asked him what the logo's meant and he said he had no idea. I wasn't surprised seeing how our entire reality is a program made up of more programs that keep us chasing our tails. Peace Last Edited by Amy_A on 07/14/2012 02:30 AM Amy |
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mathetes User ID: 18119575 United States 07/14/2012 02:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Etymology "Sigma" was a Greek innovation that simply meant "hissing", based on a nominalization of a verb σίζω (sízō, from earlier *sig-jō, meaning 'I hiss'). For I would not, brethren, that ye should be ignorant of this mystery, lest ye should be wise in your own conceits; that blindness in part is happened to Israel, until the fulness of the Gentiles be come in. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 19695072 France 07/14/2012 03:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ge, 666 sigma and mismanagement took my job Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19729249 ruska, nice company, then GE screwed us ripped us apart sold chunks for nothing, and fucked everyone out of a job fuck 666sigma, ge, danaher, and fluke may the cerebus dog of finance devour you ^^^So Who here's votin Romney this election? Irony. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 19695072 France 07/14/2012 03:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey, we don't have a cast system here pals. You can threaten us like we will be forced to go pick some fucking rice if we lose our jobs like in your shit hole countries. Quoting: centrist77 American business should have stood up for human right when we opened Asia to business, but nope American Corporations just saw dollar sign and cheap labor and now the descendents of slave labor are the Bosses and their coming to America. Uh oh. Ever notice how when the NGO's go into foreign countries they NEVER try to organize labor, which would be easier to change leadership than civil war or sanctions. It might take a while but newly industrialized countries will eventually say hell no to unfair labor practices just like the West did. I always marvel at how the West can't accept that people are all the same and want the same things. |
Reformed Virgo Perfectionist User ID: 6414988 United States 07/14/2012 03:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its a bunch of brainwashed business retards looking at human beings like fucking machines. Quoting: centrist77 They can take their six sigma and cram it right up their ass. I studied this crap, it makes sense in a Virgo way, but if us Virgos ran the world, it would be; 'list your toothbrushing technique.' Not good. Too much. As I wrote in a poem years ago: Why do we have to analyze everthing we see? Why can't we just close our eyes, sit back, and Let it Be? Works good. Love. |
Six Sigma Sucker User ID: 41873671 Netherlands 07/13/2013 06:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Six Sigma is a fucking idiotic, overrated shit hole! Oh what a idiots... I am a pro in statistics and see how all these assholes abuse all you can.. It is all about how to lie with statistics... The sad thing is that these idiots do not know what they are doing...Fuckers! Love this Thread! Just had to shout it out! FUCK SIX EVIL SIGMA SHIT! |
beeches User ID: 28167778 United States 07/13/2013 06:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yeah, I've seen that at my last job. Some people are Six Sigma Certified and can evaluate for the rest of the board. Never had a problem with it personally, though it sounds like the biggest form of corporate voyeurism thus far. Quoting: Mittermeyer it's that bad, huh? have seen it at our local university. give me a for instance. Liberalism is totalitarianism with a human face – Thomas Sowell |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 43322612 United States 07/13/2013 06:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Its a bunch of brainwashed business retards looking at human beings like fucking machines. Quoting: centrist77 They can take their six sigma and cram it right up their ass. Welcome to corporate slavery. Sigma 6 is perfect for turning your workforce into drones. Monitor their every move, time card swipe, how long it take you to log into a terminal, how long to process a backroom etc. You are no longer a human being. You are just a byte. |
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