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How can i join the freemason club?

 
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How can i join the freemason club?
where,when, and how can i find these people for me to join their popular club?
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First look up local chapter in phone book. Buy a goat with horns and show up at said meeting place. Sacrafice goat by slitting its throat on the front steps, then knock on front door with your forehead three times chanting " Who will save the widows son". That ought to do it. Good luck
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First look up local chapter in phone book. Buy a goat with horns and show up at said meeting place. Sacrafice goat by slitting its throat on the front steps, then knock on front door with your forehead three times chanting " Who will save the widows son". That ought to do it. Good luck
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Thats exactly what you do, thanks for saving me all that typing.
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12/27/2011 08:12 PM
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You can't!! You are not worthy!! Please support Ron Paul!!!
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You can't join, you have to be invited. If you have family in the masons or a close friend. You have to be sponsered. They check your background. There is an initiation and then a formal.
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show them your badge
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First you will sign the letter in blood to sell your soul. Then put on special flame retardant underwear.

Next, you will need knee pads to suck the pope's cock as Templar Knights of Rome's empire.

If you are Catholic you should be used to this already.

Now you know the FM secret.
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Find them and ask...I ate a pot luck with them once and saw their temple...they seem alright to me.
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First look up local chapter in phone book. Buy a goat with horns and show up at said meeting place. Sacrafice goat by slitting its throat on the front steps, then knock on front door with your forehead three times chanting " Who will save the widows son". That ought to do it. Good luck
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It's true. I followed these exact steps and now I'm a 33rd degree Mason and am on a first name basis with Lucifer.
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where,when, and how can i find these people for me to join their popular club?
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Use google and type your city, county and or state plus freemasons and you will find a local chapter. Email or call them.

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Just go there and ask, I foresee after about 2 years you will be so bored with it you wont bother going to it anymore cruise
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You can't join, you have to be invited.
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Not anymore membership is so low you can just rock up now and the first one you meet will "invite" you lmao
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If you have a little bit of money to spend, I can show you the exact steps required to become a True Mason.
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Just go there and ask, I foresee after about 2 years you will be so bored with it you wont bother going to it anymore cruise
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Depends how wise and spiritually advanced you are. I am sure those that are weak, stay in low ranks and low knowledge by their own design. I am quite sure at 32nd-33rd degrees some cool stuff is happening. rockon
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If you have a little bit of money to spend, I can show you the exact steps required to become a True Mason.
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Wait forget that, I would be willing to barter for your soul!
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You have not accrued enough Karma....we'll let you know when.

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 Quoting: Dogmoral 6564628


Big deal. The interviewer is an ignorant person who thinks Lucifer is evil.

Jesus is the son of the morning and Lucifer as well. Just different roles ;)



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12/28/2011 12:21 AM
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Please ignore all the illiterates posting on this thread.

Look up your local lodge. Either thru yellow pages or the web. In the US, every state represented has it's own "Grand Lodge" or governing body. In the rest of world, each country is basically its own grand lodge. All "regular" or mainstream Masonic Lodge can trace its pedigree back to the first grand lodge in England (created on St. Johns day 1717 @ the Goose & Gridiron tavern). Each grand lodge governs itself but all recognize eachother as "Regular". Regular means they conform on a basic level to the original Constitutions set forth by Dr. Anderson better known as "Anderson's constitutions".

One of these rules is that a member must have a belief in a supreme being. No Athiests will ever be admitted to regular lodge of masons. Whether you call that being God, Jesus, Allah or Zoroaster (for example) is up to you. No man can tell another how to worship. How many wars have been fought over religious differences? We respect the individuals ability to decide for themselves. REMEMBER: Freemasonry offers NO salvation of the soul, it is up to you to find it in church, synagogue, temple, etc. I have sat in lodge with Christians, jewish people, Muslims. When we say our prayer, each man is contemplating it in his own way. If this is strange to you, then consider our courtroom: between the Judge, plaintiff, & defendant there is a Christian, jewish & Muslim. When we swear to tell the truth, who's God is in the Courtroom?
Also, the age requirement is 21, though 18 in some grand lodges. They may also have a short waiting period(say 6 months). They will invite you to dinners & other functions to get to know you. It's not to figure why they should allow you, but why they shouldn't. Subtle difference. & you cannot have a felony. Yes they will likely do a criminal background check on you.

despite what some have said here, we are forbidden from openly soliciting/inviting a man to join (see Anderson's constitutions again). A man
MUST come of his own free will & accord.

Check out Masonicinfo.com.

Good luck in your travels. Symbolically we feel a man is a mason when he decides to join. I hope you consider it. The real secret is the inner change you experience after joining. & that's different for each man.

Source: I am a 32* Freemason (grand lodge of Colorado)
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You can't join, you have to be invited. If you have family in the masons or a close friend. You have to be sponsered. They check your background. There is an initiation and then a formal.
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They why do I see the stickers that say "To be one, ask one"?
I have seen them all over the US, Canada and Mexico. (Granted in English, French and Spanish).
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you can never join , we choose the chosen ones
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You can't!! You are not worthy!! Please support Ron Paul!!!
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but they are now saying RP is a freemason
i see that every famous successful people are freemasons. hey what the heck i want in
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You can't join, you have to be invited. If you have family in the masons or a close friend. You have to be sponsered. They check your background. There is an initiation and then a formal.
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well my rich uncle whose a Rock n Roll fan, does a lot of "ROCK ON" hand gesture. Some say thats the OWL sign.
I asked him if his a freemason, and his like "WTF is a freemason??!!"
i think his lying. i am very suspicious
what should i do to impress him? i wanna join the club
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Re: How can i join the freemason club?
First you will sign the letter in blood to sell your soul. Then put on special flame retardant underwear.

Next, you will need knee pads to suck the pope's cock as Templar Knights of Rome's empire.

If you are Catholic you should be used to this already.

Now you know the FM secret.
 Quoting: J 7609949


okay i tried everything you said. Now what? the fucking didn't call me back

verysad
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 Quoting: Dogmoral 6564628


is that guy the old man from Oceans 11 ?
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First you will sign the letter in blood to sell your soul. Then put on special flame retardant underwear.

Next, you will need knee pads to suck the pope's cock as Templar Knights of Rome's empire.

If you are Catholic you should be used to this already.

Now you know the FM secret.
 Quoting: J 7609949


okay i tried everything you said. Now what? the fucking Pope didn't call me back


verysad
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Re: How can i join the freemason club?
Please ignore all the illiterates posting on this thread.

Look up your local lodge. Either thru yellow pages or the web. In the US, every state represented has it's own "Grand Lodge" or governing body. In the rest of world, each country is basically its own grand lodge. All "regular" or mainstream Masonic Lodge can trace its pedigree back to the first grand lodge in England (created on St. Johns day 1717 @ the Goose & Gridiron tavern). Each grand lodge governs itself but all recognize eachother as "Regular". Regular means they conform on a basic level to the original Constitutions set forth by Dr. Anderson better known as "Anderson's constitutions".

One of these rules is that a member must have a belief in a supreme being. No Athiests will ever be admitted to regular lodge of masons. Whether you call that being God, Jesus, Allah or Zoroaster (for example) is up to you. No man can tell another how to worship. How many wars have been fought over religious differences? We respect the individuals ability to decide for themselves. REMEMBER: Freemasonry offers NO salvation of the soul, it is up to you to find it in church, synagogue, temple, etc. I have sat in lodge with Christians, jewish people, Muslims. When we say our prayer, each man is contemplating it in his own way. If this is strange to you, then consider our courtroom: between the Judge, plaintiff, & defendant there is a Christian, jewish & Muslim. When we swear to tell the truth, who's God is in the Courtroom?
Also, the age requirement is 21, though 18 in some grand lodges. They may also have a short waiting period(say 6 months). They will invite you to dinners & other functions to get to know you. It's not to figure why they should allow you, but why they shouldn't. Subtle difference. & you cannot have a felony. Yes they will likely do a criminal background check on you.

despite what some have said here, we are forbidden from openly soliciting/inviting a man to join (see Anderson's constitutions again). A man
MUST come of his own free will & accord.

Check out Masonicinfo.com.

Good luck in your travels. Symbolically we feel a man is a mason when he decides to join. I hope you consider it. The real secret is the inner change you experience after joining. & that's different for each man.

Source: I am a 32* Freemason (grand lodge of Colorado)
 Quoting: Freremacon357 6387427


thanks man
i thought i have to go slay dragons or something. great help
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where,when, and how can i find these people for me to join their popular club?
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google it.

they are desperate for new recruits, youll be banned here if you link it, the suspicious halfwits that

inhabit this site are very frightened of what they don't understand, especially groups lwho helped break

the arcaic prohibitions and confines of the church.

funny because without groups like the illuminati and freemasons, they wouln't be using a compuer on

the internet, instead they'd probably be taking it up the arse from a priest or minister and being told

they'd go to hell if they told anyone.


thats probably what they wish for.butt
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