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Why dont birds fly to the moon?

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/04/2012 08:50 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
At least one has. It was widely reported, well known, and documented that, "the eagle has landed"..
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12/04/2012 08:55 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Bird don't fly to the moon because the moon doesn't exist, sillypants! It was nuked into oblivion by the US government years ago as part of a demonstration of space superiority. It is merely a holographic projection using Project BlueBeam technology which has been fully functional for decades.
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12/04/2012 08:59 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Why do people keep asking this question on here. This must of been the 6th person to ask this. Honestly, have you guys not gone to school. The answer to that is quite obvious.
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12/04/2012 10:00 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
They heard you can't get through the Van Allen belts.
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12/04/2012 10:02 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
because its uphill both ways
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12/04/2012 10:04 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Why do people keep asking this question on here. This must of been the 6th person to ask this. Honestly, have you guys not gone to school. The answer to that is quite obvious.
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The answer to your question is obvious.
I assume since the end is near, we here at GLP are reviewing the more important threads in the history of the site, looking for the final answer to those important questions. So we can go in peace.
I find it reassuring...

Now, why don't birds fly to the moon?
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Why do people keep asking this question on here. This must of been the 6th person to ask this. Honestly, have you guys not gone to school. The answer to that is quite obvious.
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WAR INSIDE MY HEAD.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
because the rise of inflation they can't afford it.
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12/04/2012 10:17 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because they're lazy and don't like the flavor of green cheese.
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12/04/2012 10:38 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Cause Pigs didn't fly there yet?
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12/04/2012 10:45 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Plans are well underway, for geeses
Thread: Moon geese for FACT’s Republic of the Moon
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12/04/2012 10:46 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
birds can fly to the moon just as well as astrnauts can.
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12/04/2012 10:47 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
I heard Big Bird coughed up the $200k to Virgin Galactic, don't think they are offering moon trips yet but maybe next time.
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12/04/2012 11:32 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
retarded
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12/04/2012 11:38 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because they're to fat, eating all leftovers from our toxic foods.

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12/04/2012 11:39 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
this ignorant thread gets pinned everyday. What satisfaction are you getting from this?
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12/04/2012 11:42 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because they need to breath?
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Yeah, yeah.
It's a good reason.
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12/04/2012 11:56 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
To answer your question OP birds don't fly to the moon because like your brain they are a figment of someones imagination!
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12/04/2012 11:57 AM

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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because they haven't developed a spacecraft. They have no imaginations
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THIS
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why does this get a pin. I'm missing something here? just curious, please give me understanding....LOL
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It'l click for you soon enough peace

Why do people keep asking this question on here. This must of been the 6th person to ask this. Honestly, have you guys not gone to school. The answer to that is quite obvious.
 Quoting: Quetzal785


The answer to your question is obvious.
I assume since the end is near, we here at GLP are reviewing the more important threads in the history of the site, looking for the final answer to those important questions. So we can go in peace.
I find it reassuring...

Now, why don't birds fly to the moon?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26165384


Close, think positively though... get out of the cycle!

"What blinds us, or what makes historical progress very difficult, is our lack of awareness of our ignorance"

"The imagination is everything... This is where we came from. This is where we are going. And it is only to be approached through cognitive activity."

Last Edited by DMTHC on 12/04/2012 12:00 PM
Let me let you in on a little secrete of mine, as far as god goes I don't believe in your kind- I think we all god just gotter look deeper inside, that's probably what your bible means by you seek and you find.
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12/04/2012 12:11 PM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
They have. You're just a nonobservant weetawded pewrsun.
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12/04/2012 12:16 PM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Because Ralph Kramden died.
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Thread: OMG, NASA Voyager just found "magnetic highway" at end of space, instead of heliopause! Electric Universe IS TRUE(LINK)

Nasa just released this information: "Magnetic Highway" at edge of universe, instead of the heliopause! incredible, I was mocking this theory myself, the sun is following a magnetic highway, and the planets are sucking behind in its wake!



Maybe the Giza Alignment was something more subtle than massice chaos, maybe it was to mark an important date for our species: the day we realized what our universe was I dunno, but its usually the last thing you expect
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Last Edited by DMTHC on 12/04/2012 09:22 PM
Let me let you in on a little secrete of mine, as far as god goes I don't believe in your kind- I think we all god just gotter look deeper inside, that's probably what your bible means by you seek and you find.
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12/08/2012 11:33 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
tomato
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
Becasue they orignaly came from the moon, why would thay want to go back? they haven't found out our secrets yet.
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01/12/2013 03:54 AM
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Re: Why dont birds fly to the moon?
There was a cow who jumped over the moon school teacher told me that she read it from a book,must be true she told me so LOL.

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