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Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !

 
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Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Just look at the Cheetos packs carefully. All signs indicate it was made by the Illuminati.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Just the sheer fact that they're orange is a dead giveaway.

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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
What about the off-brands?
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
cheetos is made by Pepsico
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
cheetos is made by Pepsico
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Did you buy a Cheetos pack just to find that out ?
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
cheetos is made by Pepsico
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Did you buy a Cheetos pack just to find that out ?
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cheetos doom
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Anything Cheesy has to be in Illuminati food!

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Yeah, for sure, dont eat the cheetos. But do come to our annual picnic.

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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
cheetos is made by Pepsico
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Did you buy a Cheetos pack just to find that out ?
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i don't like Cheetos tounge
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cheetos is made by Pepsico
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and pepsico recently acquired a research lab in northern california which is conducting studies on the uses of a certain compound found in the kidneys of aborted embryos in chemical flavoring

don't eat cheetos
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12/28/2011 08:31 PM
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
bleached flour for sure - processed junk. fortified with synthetic vitamins - junk.
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Yes, slaves, be good sheep and eat what we give you. And wouldn't those cheetos go down great with a cool BPH plastic glass of flouride water?
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If you throw cheetos into the water it will repell the water.
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I meant if you throw them out in the rain it will repell water. I was eating them on a lunch break and i felt like throwing one randomly.
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12/28/2011 11:34 PM
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I care no more honestly I still eat Cheetos there is worser food out there.....everything we eat can kill us get over it.
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Crap, then I'm the queen of the Illuminati and I didn't even know it. Cheetos is food of the gods and goddesses.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Damn you're right...then I'm the king of the Illuminati.I eat Cheetos puffs at least twice a month.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Yeah, for sure, dont eat the cheetos. But do come to our annual picnic.

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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
I hate how they make your weiner orange after smackin off...remember to wash your hands before smacking off
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Im gonna eat cheetos, just to send a message that I AINT AFRAID...
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
I care no more honestly I still eat Cheetos there is worser food out there.....everything we eat can kill us get over it.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
What in the hell would induce any human over the age of 18 to not only eat cheetos but in fact any packaged poisonous snack food. Holy Cow people, think about what you're putting in your mouth. You can't even trust granola bars. Nature Valley is made with GMO's...
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Yea, I am guilty of eating junk food...

I should probably stop.

And pretty much ALL food that you buy at the grocery store that isn't local farms or state farms is filled with GMO, chemicals, factory farm animal ingredients, preservatives, etc...

They found traces of a material used to make gym mats in Mcdonalds buns recently... WHY in the world would that kind of stuff be necessary to make a freakin' piece of bread?
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Just look at the fucking ingredients...
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I don't give a F#$%....Imma eat them Cheetos LOL!!!!
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
I care no more honestly I still eat Cheetos there is worser food out there.....everything we eat can kill us get over it.
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putin
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sure he made a few grammar mistakes but worser IS a word.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Yea, I am guilty of eating junk food...

I should probably stop.

And pretty much ALL food that you buy at the grocery store that isn't local farms or state farms is filled with GMO, chemicals, factory farm animal ingredients, preservatives, etc...

They found traces of a material used to make gym mats in Mcdonalds buns recently... WHY in the world would that kind of stuff be necessary to make a freakin' piece of bread?
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


Yeah, for sure. I was always careful about buying milk from hormone-free cows, but it never occurred to me that I wasn't paying any attention to the milk used in the various junk foods I used to eat.
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Re: Don't eat Cheetos ! It's Illuminati food !
Dude, I write what pops out of my head and don't worry about grammatical errors.I write educated all the time but this is a conspiracy forum where we can act as we please and not be so damn uptight.Oh my goodness!!!If you understand what I'm saying then it doesn't matter.Peace!!!

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