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Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery

 
George Clooney is an asshole
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Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Yea...Obama ass kisser, fucking dickhead extraordinaire, Communist George Clooney needs to pony up and do like his asshole pal Penn

Sean Penn Undergoes Asshole Surgery

Los Angeles, CA – Sean Penn has announced that he has undergone surgery to receive a larger asshole.

“I just felt like I had outgrown my old one,” Penn told reporters. “It was holding me back. I have more antagonistic, disgusting Hollywood arrogance inside me, but I just couldn’t express it properly. With my new expanded asshole, I will finally be able to do myself justice.”

The surgery, which took only an hour, is the first of its kind, although judging from the buzz in Hollywood, will likely not be the last. Celebrities from Mel Gibson to James Cameron to Madonna have expressed interest in the procedure. Interestingly, as excited as Hollywood gets about new surgeries, they have yet to rally behind another new procedure that promises to enlarge the brain.

“We kind of prefer not to know how the real world works,” an anonymous celebrity confessed. “That allows us to spend our time championing pathetic causes and being progressive and unrealistic, while still feeling relevant.”

Penn’s doctor was impressed by the simplicity of the surgery. “I think Penn was the perfect candidate for the procedure’s debut,” he said. “My work was made easy by the raw material already there.”
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
How about we add that fuckin cunt Whoopi Goldberg to the list and Bill Maher?

Maybe push Communist Obama ass kisser Tom Hanks onto the table for some asshole surgery as well.

Think?
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
chuckle
clooney sucks
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chuckle
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Good to have Australia on board!
Whoopi sucks
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
How about we add that fuckin cunt Whoopi Goldberg to the list and Bill Maher?

Maybe push Communist Obama ass kisser Tom Hanks onto the table for some asshole surgery as well.

Think?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7638134


Whoopis is a loud mouth moron like Penn

Hollywood elitests can drop dead

Whoopi? Someone put a rope around her neck and take her for a ride on your back bumper
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
lol
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Brad Pit has already had it
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Wait whats the point of butthole surgery? WTF? Is it for buttsex? Does Sean Penn want a larger asshole so he can take larger dick up his ass? These questions i'm putting forth are totally serious. WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE ASSHOLE SURGERY?
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Wait whats the point of butthole surgery? WTF? Is it for buttsex? Does Sean Penn want a larger asshole so he can take larger dick up his ass? These questions i'm putting forth are totally serious. WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE ASSHOLE SURGERY?
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Read the statement by Penn moron
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Brad Pit has already had it
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What about Anjolie???
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
theres a thread here titled jessica simpsons calabassas house, and it talks about hollywood fakery and how some 'playboy' leading men are actually gay pedophiles. that got me thinking about clooney. clooney is always seen with some 'hot' chick and he changes them often. and he has some villa in italy and he cavorts with the italian berlusconi. makes me wonder...
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stupidest thread ever
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stupidest thread ever
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Go waddle your fat ass down to Wal-Mart and stock up on all the fat greasy foods you can stuff in a cart.

Then waddle you fat, broke stupid ass in front of the TV and dilute your pint sized brain with CNN and Keith Oberman.

Oh..don't forget to vote for the Muslim communist Mulatto
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and... stupidest post ever

"
Go waddle your fat ass down to Wal-Mart and stock up on all the fat greasy foods you can stuff in a cart.

Then waddle you fat, broke stupid ass in front of the TV and dilute your pint sized brain with CNN and Keith Oberman.

Oh..don't forget to vote for the Muslim communist Mulatto"
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how many libtards are out there?
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You're just mad because he is actually helping people in
Haiti.
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You're just mad because he is actually helping people in
Haiti.
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No...Mr. Feelgood Clooney is an asshole moo slime lover friend of the Mulatto in the WH

Bite me!
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Asshole, Asskissers, dickhead... it's only that you really look like deep thinkers, it's also that you are all together pushing english language into so far boundaries.

And, Didn't you know that? The only gay pedophiles BY FACT are the priest. There's a long list of names fucked in the ass in the name of God or any other fictionary characters
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03/30/2012 09:13 AM
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
Quit sucking Chaney's Dick you child Molester!
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
George Clooney has contributed to 24 charities, ranging from World Food Program, to Save The Children to Red Cross. :Last year, he earned a $600,000 speaking fee at an event in Sydney and donated it all to Not on Our Watch, supporting Sudan.

And what charities did you help last year?
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Re: Communist Clooney to join Sean Penn's A - hole surgery
George Clooney has contributed to 24 charities, ranging from World Food Program, to Save The Children to Red Cross. :Last year, he earned a $600,000 speaking fee at an event in Sydney and donated it all to Not on Our Watch, supporting Sudan.

And what charities did you help last year?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7361743


Fuck you worthless sap

Ol Georgey acts like a big shot doin his charitable bullshit

You and george need to be shot in the head
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yep
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Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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pics or it didn't happen.