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Does anybody else think that Angelina Jolie is a Satan worshipper?

 
All things considered
10/23/2005 11:46 PM
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Does anybody else think that Angelina Jolie is a Satan worshipper?
I could sit here and list all of the evidence, but if you have kept up with all of the clues yourself, it shouldn´t be necessary.

Well...

Who else believes that she is a Satan worshipper, or at minimum, demon possessed?

Keep in mind that Hollywood has a long history of this kind of thing, though you will NEVER see it admitted anywhere on TV... Go figure.



Oh, by the way...

Don´t be fooled by the "good deeds" that she outwardly does. This is a VERY common practice among Satan worshippers (and Satan himself), and members of secret societies. It makes for excellent cover.

You know...

The "masquerading as an angel of light" thing.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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That is an awful thing to say and think.

Only think good pure thoughts and you will be much happier.

I wouldn´t let her baby sit my children.


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Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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As long as she does it in the nude and I get to join in, she can worship whatever she wants.
an nonymous
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Something weird is up with that gal, can´t quite figure out what it is.
sentinel
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Yes I do. Hey how many children has she adopted? Does she adopt them or are they just "fashion accessories"? Or are they used for "something else"?????
Nothing would shock me about that freaky bitch.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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1371

Angelina Jolie is a freedom loving,
free spirited, kind, energetic humanitarian.

Shame you´re not.
Angiefan
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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"Quod me nutruit me destruit" That is what one of her tattoos says, next to a big black cross.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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bsflag bullshit spam post
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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The vial of blood she and Billy Bob wore around their necks was just in case they got in an accident and needed a transfusion.


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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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What about the vial of blood she used to wear around her neck? Blood shouldn´t be that important if you´re ´normal´.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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ONE quick peek at the crap masqaurading as Mr and Mrs Smith was enough to give me the nod she works for the dark side !
The operator
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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YES a TOID.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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))))) I don´t know about Satan worshipping but she is a husband stealer....Just ask Laura Dern and Jennifer Aniston...! )))))
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Well, I remember that she had some type of "fascination" with her own brother! It was creepy how they kissed on the mouth, passionately and in public! eeeewwwwww.......
Angiefan
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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She definitely has a "succubus" quality. If you´ve ever read LaVey´s "The Satanic Witch" you´ll see a lot of parallels.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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she can kneel and worship my serpent at any time
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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why do you care so much about what she does you should be more concerned with your own relationship with Christ God and Holy spirit.unless your exposing her on the grounds that she is up to something to deceive the peoples wth her *if she is* satanic stuff
willow
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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no!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Her father is Jon Voight.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Angelina for President

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the devil
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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there is no devil, no satan, no such entity even remotely exists, so whatever she is doing satan isnt it...
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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The following is tattooed on her lower stomach:

"Quod Me Nutruit Me Destruit” – (What nourishes me also destroys me.) Sounds satantic to me.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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"there is no devil, no satan, no such entity even remotely exists, so whatever she is doing satan isnt it..."


Nice try, devil, but some of us are not fooled by your lies. Your fate is sealed by the Word.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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With those lips?

I don´t care.

She´s too hot for rational thought.
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12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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Angelina is VERY intelligent,
rich,
happy,
well travelled
friendly
original
free
and sexy.

Jealous?

applause
wtng2fish
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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OP it´s none of your business!! Take careof your own life!
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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What nourishes me also destroys me????

Sounds De-fucking-monic to me....what kinda person would put something like that on their body??

a dark-sider definitely
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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could be former Alchoholic AA or Drug addict perhaps.....
Old Earl
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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She has a nice ass!
OP
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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To the total imbeciles who are telling me to "mind your own business":

I could pretty much tell YOU the same thing about anything YOU post, but gee whizzz... that wouldn´t leave us much to discuss now... would it.


And to those who are leaning on the "she´s so popular", and "she´s so wonderful" defense...

The bible makes it PERFECTLY clear that if you love the world, fame and fortune, the love of the Father is NOT in you. If the world loves you, it is because you are OF the world, and not chosen OUT of the world by God.

"Jealous"??

Hardly. That would be suicide.


The bible tells us that we ARE to know them by their fruits. Look at the way she lives... the things she does. We are not to judge in CONDEMNATION, but we ARE supposed to have opinions of right and wrong.

Read this:

"He who is spiritual JUDGES all things, but he himself is rightly judged by no one."

1st Corinthians 2:15


Which is EXACTLY what you defenders of debauchery are doing right now.



One more thing, for the more cerebrally microbial among you...

Satan worshippers are easy to spot, for those with a decent level of spiritual discernment, but those who are involved in Satanic rituals are EXTREMELY secretive about their activities, and in fact.... SWORN to secrecy, with some pretty hefty penalties for betrayal of that secrecy. As an incentive, Satan worshipers are regularly rewarded with monetary and material gains far above the average citizen can even dream of.

Amzing how many people don´t believe the obvious, if it is not anounced from the rooftops, or at least on CNN. They just don´t understand the recruitment process, and the deep secrecy involved. Nor do they understand the bribe-threat-blackmail system to keep you loyal to your brethren. If yo decide yo are going tobreak free from this bondage, for the sake of your eternal soul, there will be a full scale campaign to demonize and discedit you.

Do some damn research, for crying out loud, and then OPEN YOUR EYES AND EARS.


For those of you who continue to mindlessly write off anything you don´t have the personal ability to absolutely prove, enjoy your slumber.

Now... Get back to the tube. You´re missing the latest Hollywood tripe.
Anonymous Coward
12/08/2005 10:19 AM
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"The bible tells us that we ARE to know them by their fruits"

Judging YOU by your fruits OP
I see that you are dogmatic
self righteous
boring
condescending
finger pointing


Didn´t the bible also say
love thy neighbour as thyself?
Judge not, lest you be judged?


in YOUR own words
"Do some damn research, for crying out loud, and then OPEN YOUR EYES AND EARS"

pseudo christian... my God...
My understanding of Jesus Christ
is that he would be would be appalled
by what you say in his name.

Surely you jest
in a very unsavoury way.

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