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If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

 
SailorDude (OP)

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Beautiful... good forces of nature. so far away in this synthetic prison.

I totally had my own d/s fantasy with Precision's post. Leather, whips, meeeeooow!

How about 3rd eye Jacks?
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SailorDude, you used to be with Firesign Theatre, right? Your wordplay and connection with arcane and diverse matters is beyond the mundane. Even for GLP.

Maybe Second Precession and I can do a two-Mistress session with you. The old "good pussy/bad pussy" routine. *smiles*
I picture her with the ubiquitous bullwhip in her catsuit, and me with my singletail named "Patience." But don't worry. I'm very gentle with newbies. Well, gentle for me. Mostly.

Honest!
*wicked grin*

Just don't ever let me tell your fortune with Tarot. I'd probably deal you a high priestess from the bottom of the deck, and then there'd be hell to pay. Literally.

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Oops! *face reddens* This was me, SailorDude, I just did not realize my login had expired.
Sorry.
hf
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No prob. I knew it was you!!
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How honest will you be with your GLP family?

If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

And... what would you do/say to counter it?
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traffic ticket for an expired inspection sticker on my car....that's it!
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They probably wouldn't even bother bringing it up... nothing else you are hiding? Something more juicy perhaps?
SailorDude (OP)

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Marijuana use...Alcoholism, Womanizing, all manner of financial crime, Violence...

just to name a few.

my response would be...if you want a fucking pussy to be President you are free to vote for any of the other candidates.

then i'd drop the mic and walk off the stage.
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Damn! We would probably have a lot of wars under your presidency. Ha. Wait... is this Bill Clinton???
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How honest will you be with your GLP family?

If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

And... what would you do/say to counter it?
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traffic ticket for an expired inspection sticker on my car....that's it!
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oh, i forgot to add, that's a non-moving violation, $10 fine waved, since i got the renewal before court date. i couldn't find a job, food and shelter utilities took precedent over state inspection sticker.

yes, if i was POTUS, lots of government waste would be eliminated, to include all non-essential jobs...government would shrink...i would do more than Ron Paul...i would eliminate all wasteful spending and sign no spending bills, no government spending budget would get signed if it cost more than 1 billion to run the government....nasa= gone FEMA=gone TSA=gone Homeland security = National Guard....HLS gone....all double functions...would be gone...i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA....only one would survive...pentagon spending....us military would be on us soil, defending our borders......yes, i am the correction the USA needs---i fought against the deficit under Ronald Reagan, and he got it under control with Reaganomics........

i am the medicine the USA needs to get well. If Ron Paul doesn't get the GOP Nomination.......a 3rd party is a sure winner.......tic toc
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Very nice! I agree with almost everything you would do. maybe you can run as RP's VP! Are you in politics by chance?
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My posts on GLP!
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How honest will you be with your GLP family?

If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

And... what would you do/say to counter it?
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traffic ticket for an expired inspection sticker on my car....that's it!
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oh, i forgot to add, that's a non-moving violation, $10 fine waved, since i got the renewal before court date. i couldn't find a job, food and shelter utilities took precedent over state inspection sticker.

yes, if i was POTUS, lots of government waste would be eliminated, to include all non-essential jobs...government would shrink...i would do more than Ron Paul...i would eliminate all wasteful spending and sign no spending bills, no government spending budget would get signed if it cost more than 1 billion to run the government....nasa= gone FEMA=gone TSA=gone Homeland security = National Guard....HLS gone....all double functions...would be gone...i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA....only one would survive...pentagon spending....us military would be on us soil, defending our borders......yes, i am the correction the USA needs---i fought against the deficit under Ronald Reagan, and he got it under control with Reaganomics........

i am the medicine the USA needs to get well. If Ron Paul doesn't get the GOP Nomination.......a 3rd party is a sure winner.......tic toc
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with the deficit at $15T-----the performance evaluation of the current us government fails, with an UNSATISFACTORY---therefore only non-essential jobs will continue on until the deficit is under control....below $1T hence the government spending bill will not exceed $1B---the military is flush with money....they will get no new spending money...they gonna have to sell those HUMvee's the taxpayer paid for in the iraq war that got blown up....whatever are leftover in their supply depots are going to have to be sold for operating cash....they get zero dollars for all the waste and unaccountable $10T they spent that they did not account for....the military will be cut in 1/2...and the sodomy ---homosexuals ousted. no military is strong with weak links like gays/lesbians who our LORD ABHORS...i'd rather have our LORD's blessings over our military than gays in the military....no military can be strong unless God is with them.

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Man... okay... In light of my recent agreements of your policies, I will have to withdraw my support for your more recent views. One thing RP blows you away at is the protection of individual liberties. Gays can do what they please, and so can religious fanatics.
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I've decided not to answer your question. :)

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How honest will you be with your GLP family?

If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

And... what would you do/say to counter it?
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