If you were a Presidential Candidate... What dirt would they dig up on you?.?

Great answer! In a spiritually starved country, that is refreshing!

Thanks, SailorDude! I cracked up reading your distillation
of my somewhat spotty resume--actually laughing out loud so that my husband wondered what I was reading!

I love this website, too. It is one of the few places that I can come where feeling like a weirdo is not necessarily a bad thing.

As to my witchcraft, I'm good with herbs, but in my heart of hearts I am sooooooo envious of Samantha.

No, I would wear a patent leather catsuit complete with bunny ears on the helmet and a tail to match.

And I'd roll onto the stage on a blacked-out R1000 and honk my horn that was custom-designed to say "Meow".

And then I would deflate the competition with my intellectualism as I pantomimed each point with my long, red nails and pouty red lips.

I might even hiss at the mediator when my time was up.

Ha! Glad I could get a laugh out of ya. spotty resume... beautiful! I laughed quite a bit myself. So... are you a good witch or a bad witch? ;-)

Samantha was not only a good witch, but also very attractive... if she was a dominatrix though, that show would still be on the Neilsen's #1.

Weird = interesting. Normal = boring. I come to GLP to feel more boring.

Ah, a GSXR girl! Nice!

Okay, so... damn! uh... drool.... HOT... I fear though for our national security... we can't have other nations thinking that our leader is a "pussy!"

I would love it if you hissed at the mediators, especially Andy Pooper Cooper.

I'm a good witch, but not like Glenda of Oz. I'd gag on all that sweetness. I'm good in that I draw on the good forces of nature for helpful results.

(I save my "bad me" for d/s play. Now I wish I'd at least once done a Margaret Hamilton witch-bitch dominatrix scene. And I have to say I loved SecondPrecision's description of her catsuit appearance for presidential duties--mad me think of Ertha Kitt playing Catwoman on the Batman tv show. I'd voter for either of them.)

*laughs at your coming here to feel more boring (=amongst the weirdos)

"In the land of the blind, one-eyed jacks are kings"

That I was a closet ABBA fan !

Inexcusable! ;-)

Beautiful... good forces of nature. so far away in this synthetic prison.

I totally had my own d/s fantasy with Precision's post. Leather, whips, meeeeooow!

How about 3rd eye Jacks?

They'd go on about my bisexuality mostly I think. Not much you can do to counter that except say that it's irrelevant.

maybe you can spin it.
if you can be bisexual, then you can be bipartisan???

When I park, I look around and see if anyone has a ticket, then I take it and put it on my car. Works every time.

I do that sometimes at the school where I teach, but the parking nazis mark the tires with colored chalk now. wtf?

Have you ever seen Shameless? They are almost as bad as my family.

Damn! That's Bad! I'm sorry bro / broness :-(
what doesn't kill ya... yada, yada.

SailorDude, you used to be with Firesign Theatre, right? Your wordplay and connection with arcane and diverse matters is beyond the mundane. Even for GLP.

Maybe Second Precession and I can do a two-Mistress session with you. The old "good pussy/bad pussy" routine. *smiles*
I picture her with the ubiquitous bullwhip in her catsuit, and me with my singletail named "Patience." But don't worry. I'm very gentle with newbies. Well, gentle for me. Mostly.

Honest!
*wicked grin*

Just don't ever let me tell your fortune with Tarot. I'd probably deal you a high priestess from the bottom of the deck, and then there'd be hell to pay. Literally.

I’m a creep, and have somewhere in the neighborhood of 60 past girlfriends, affairs, and one night stands etc. Some of them very sleezy girls. Have also slept with a small handful of men as well.

On second thought, maybe I’d fit right in.

That might work.

I know John Galt, and Winston Smith.
My mind is going, Dave, I can feel it.

my many dick videos on omegle

People would be so bored by the actual truth of my life, I would have to make dirt up just to seem cool.

Oops! *face reddens* This was me, SailorDude, I just did not realize my login had expired.
Sorry.

traffic ticket for an expired inspection sticker on my car....that's it!

Marijuana use...Alcoholism, Womanizing, all manner of financial crime, Violence...

just to name a few.

my response would be...if you want a fucking pussy to be President you are free to vote for any of the other candidates.

then i'd drop the mic and walk off the stage.

oh, i forgot to add, that's a non-moving violation, $10 fine waved, since i got the renewal before court date. i couldn't find a job, food and shelter utilities took precedent over state inspection sticker.

yes, if i was POTUS, lots of government waste would be eliminated, to include all non-essential jobs...government would shrink...i would do more than Ron Paul...i would eliminate all wasteful spending and sign no spending bills, no government spending budget would get signed if it cost more than 1 billion to run the government....nasa= gone FEMA=gone TSA=gone Homeland security = National Guard....HLS gone....all double functions...would be gone...i.e. FBI, CIA, NSA....only one would survive...pentagon spending....us military would be on us soil, defending our borders......yes, i am the correction the USA needs---i fought against the deficit under Ronald Reagan, and he got it under control with Reaganomics........

i am the medicine the USA needs to get well. If Ron Paul doesn't get the GOP Nomination.......a 3rd party is a sure winner.......tic toc

honestly...you wouldn't have to dig to find my dirt.

with the deficit at $15T-----the performance evaluation of the current us government fails, with an UNSATISFACTORY---therefore only non-essential jobs will continue on until the deficit is under control....below $1T hence the government spending bill will not exceed $1B---the military is flush with money....they will get no new spending money...they gonna have to sell those HUMvee's the taxpayer paid for in the iraq war that got blown up....whatever are leftover in their supply depots are going to have to be sold for operating cash....they get zero dollars for all the waste and unaccountable $10T they spent that they did not account for....the military will be cut in 1/2...and the sodomy ---homosexuals ousted. no military is strong with weak links like gays/lesbians who our LORD ABHORS...i'd rather have our LORD's blessings over our military than gays in the military....no military can be strong unless God is with them.

Hmmmm. Should fit right in with all the PRICKS in washington!

Awwwww, get out there and live a little! There must be something?

No prob. I knew it was you!!