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TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2011 07:53 PM
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TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
flipoff
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12/30/2011 07:55 PM
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flipoff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7821303


huffy
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12/30/2011 07:57 PM
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flouride for your car

then it will vote and believe the TV

oh shit
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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12/30/2011 08:29 PM
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12/30/2011 08:33 PM

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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
Toothpaste is $3 a tube while oil is $3 a quart. What kind of idiot would use toothpaste? It's designed to clean the teeth and the mind, not lube the car. (Oops, this is glp afterall.)

In an absolute emergency, you could probably substitute cooking oil until you get to a gas station to buy some oil. B
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12/30/2011 08:33 PM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
Use horse liliment or red tube bengay liliment as sex lubricant , your wife will love it and it will make you forget about the car ....

adore
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12/30/2011 08:33 PM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
extra colgate protection

just like for your brain

mushy mush

cruise
theGOOCH

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12/30/2011 08:34 PM

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flipoff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7821303


greek, your gov't gave you your car for free what do you care?
SLAM THAT CLAM
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2011 08:35 PM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
extra colgate protection

just like for your brain

mushy mush

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7984534


I 2nd that!

cruise
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2011 08:39 PM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
at least your engine is plaque free now.
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12/30/2011 08:43 PM
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greece is one of the pigs

oink
Anonymous Coward
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12/30/2011 08:43 PM
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Sigh...why do people on welfare complain so much?
Southern OR

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12/30/2011 11:06 PM

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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
I just don't see the logic in this one. Oil is thin and makes parts move better. Toothpaste is thick and would wipe off any lubrication. Someone was joking with you OP...
"Well-behaved women seldom make history." —Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

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03/21/2013 03:33 AM
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03/21/2013 03:47 AM
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flipoff
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7821303


with retards like you now i know why your country got broke...
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2013 03:55 AM
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[link to au.news.yahoo.com]
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03/21/2013 03:58 AM
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I always piss in my fuel tank when its empty seems to run dunno why probably the 2 liters of vodka I just drank>?
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2013 03:59 AM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
Good it didn't tell you to wash your arse with it too.... oh he did it?
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2013 04:02 AM
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Someone was joking with you OP...
 Quoting: Southern OR


yeah that MUST be what's happening here...
putin
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03/21/2013 04:05 AM
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Re: TO THE GUY WHO TOLD ME TO USE TOOTHPASTE INSTEAD OF OIL IN MY CAR..
You can also stick an egg in the radiator if you got a leak.

Dip the tip of your penis is tabasco sauce.

Icey Hot is great applied to the anus.

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