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balls are on fire, please help

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/02/2012 11:28 PM
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Thanks for all of the help on New Years eve.

They were truly a mess when the new year arrived.

I would post the pics from that night along with a pic showing how they are recovering but I'm afraid I would get banned.

Moderators, would pics of my destroyed testicles and now healing testicles get me in torouble if I posted them ?
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01/02/2012 11:41 PM
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No interest, no problem. Amazingly, they almost look normal again
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01/02/2012 11:46 PM
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No interest, no problem. Amazingly, they almost look normal again
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So, tell us, what did you do to cure them? Who's advice did you follow??
Earth Daughter

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01/02/2012 11:48 PM
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Dip them in milk. Seriously
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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01/15/2012 12:07 AM
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This was some funny stuff
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01/18/2012 10:20 PM
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always good for a laugh
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07/05/2012 09:23 PM
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Quit yer bitchin'. Some people pay good money for that.
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03/12/2014 09:29 PM
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This was me. I'm also the a1 steak sauce ball guy
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03/12/2014 09:31 PM
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Don't hump the urinal, tard.
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03/12/2014 09:33 PM
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@IDFSpokesperson 1m
Moments ago, a rocket fired from #Gaza hit Eshkol Regional Council in southern #Israel

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bump
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Your balls accidentally hit the urinal cake? What in blazes were you doing in there son? ...1rof1
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My thoughts exactly.
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03/12/2014 09:36 PM
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Re: balls are on fire, please help
What the hell kind of frosting goes on a urinal cake?
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03/12/2014 09:39 PM
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Why were your balls near the urinal cake?!?!? What are you like 3 feet tall?!?!?

I think you're gonna die...

Last Edited by Saddletramp on 03/12/2014 09:40 PM
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
Saddletramp

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03/12/2014 09:44 PM
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You got any spray cologne?!?!? Try that...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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03/12/2014 09:46 PM
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Re: balls are on fire, please help
Hello OP, Have you tried putting A1 Steak sauce on them to counter the burn ?
Saddletramp

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Well that's one way to get rid of the A1 Steak Sauce smell...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
Saddletramp

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03/12/2014 09:48 PM
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One of the better troll threads on GLP in awhile...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."

"We don't rent pigs!"
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03/12/2014 09:52 PM
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Re: balls are on fire, please help
This was 3 years ago, they are now healed
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03/12/2014 09:53 PM
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This was 3 years ago, they are now healed
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Did they ever turn blue ???
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03/12/2014 10:13 PM
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"Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?"
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03/12/2014 10:31 PM
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Re: balls are on fire, please help
bump
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03/12/2014 10:42 PM
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I used the facilities at a quickie mart when my balls accidentaly hit the urinal cake. My balls are now burning, seriously they feel like they are on fire, what should I do?
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:lastshit7:
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


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Not shure if the smiley is gona show.

So thats the Last Fuck you had to Give, And wouldn't you know it It's a Flying Fuck no less.

MyBad.

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I used the facilities at a quickie mart when my balls accidentaly hit the urinal cake. My balls are now burning, seriously they feel like they are on fire, what should I do?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8037157


lastshit7
 Quoting: Phennommennonn


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Not shure if the smiley is gona show.

So thats the Last Fuck you had to Give, And wouldn't you know it It's a Flying Fuck no less.

MyBad.

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 Quoting: . 32462677


lol
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09/07/2014 11:38 PM
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Re: balls are on fire, please help
I thought they were cured but alas during a recent visit to the doctor I have been informed that fateful night has caused damage that had gone unnoticed until now. Who would have thought permanent damage would result. I'm devastated.





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