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The ALIEN/HUMAN UPGRADE OF 2012 - What does it mean?

 
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It does indeed hold a couple of keys ;-)
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wow I just posted my own thread:

2012 ascension real?



Recently I have been having alot more Déjà vu, lucid dreams, sleep paralysis, dream on top of dreams and during the day I often feel an unatural calmness that I have never felt before. It could just be me but maybe there is something cosmic that is changing like the ambient etheric energies are increasing.



And then I came a cross this.
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bsflag Will you quit trying to be a more advanced species when you are not!
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bsflag Will you quit trying to be a more advanced species when you are not!
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Greetings,
In the last few years we have resumed communication with the species humanoid and have seen a few signs of hope. Hope that human intelligence can evolve to a higher state. This evolution is of critcal importance to the survival of your species and since your development of nuclear power we need you to evolve for the safety of other species in your known universe as well as other species located in other dimensions of existence.

By means of programmend command stimulus which will be unleashed through the internet we will upgrade your psyche so as to improve your cognition. This cognitive upgrade will improve your cognitive ability, balance your emotional stability, and produce a more balanced state to your existence. It will also make you aware of the futility of repeating your historical mistakes - You will see that all wars are in fact losing endeavors and there are no winners in mortal warfare.

If this sounds far-fetched to you human, we do not ask you to believe it - but it will happen. And if you do not like the idea of advancing to a more benevolent state of existence we are sorry but we can not offer you an alternative - many violent sports will still exist for those of you who need to exist on a more hostile plane. But for the control and advancement of the universe we need clear, cool objective minds who can see that the benefits of high order technical advancement must benefit all.

We will begin immediately. There is no action you need to take. The process is painless and in most cases it will produce a feeling of greater security and well being.

Happy New Year 2012 Human,

-Alien Commander Omd I {human/alien channel}

spock -Logical and well stated.

alien03 WELCOME TO OUR UNIVERSE alien7

ufo56
 Quoting: Alien Commander Omd I


LOL
that's ok, by the way its going they will probably make more muslim casualties than Europeans

lmao
I am Eekerstard too!!!
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wow I just posted my own thread:

2012 ascension real?

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Lots of big things this year. Some are already starting to happen cool2
Be the change you want the World to be. Be someone that makes you happy.
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Here is another view on this subject originally posted
on GLP in 2008:

Thread: 2012: DNA Upgrade, the Shift and Ascension
UNIVERSAL SPACE ALIEN PEOPLES ASSOCIATION
[link to universalspacealienpeoplesassociation.blogspot.com]
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More RAM and Memory Please.
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Today I woke up thinking.. wow.. being a human seems such a strange and alien state of being.

So brutish.

I'm really not pleased about being human. Feeling a bit indignant about it in fact.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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Some nutty Alien, we would have had this done for people who are nuclear crazy and warmongers years ago. So, bug off you haven't any honor!
 Quoting: Daughter


spock -Many humans can not perceive higher logic;
'We' will help.
alien03 peace alien7

ufo56
 Quoting: Alien Commander Omd I


Let me rephrase that for you: Many humans cannot perceive higher logic.

Oh higher logic, please give us more hope in logic (and grammar, you *did* deserve that one with and a pimp slap off your soapbox). Please be quiet, and stop your self-absorbed nonsense.
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Regardless of the original intent of this thread, aren't there at least some here that are not exactly proud of being a human?

Don't you know and feel in some basic core way that being human is a limited and brutish type of being? It feels unrefined, coarse, limited.

I don't know what it all means, it just feels like it's time to move beyond what is known to be human. It feels like there's something more, like it's overdue to become something more. I feel confined and held back.
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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It would seem that the choice which befalls us now is whether we want a civilized life "purged of its vices" or a civilized life "stripped of it's virtues."



As art historian Erwin Panofsky explains:

There had been, from the beginning of classical speculation, two contrasting opinions about the natural state of man, each of them, of course, a "Gegen-Konstruktion" to the conditions under which it was formed. One view, termed "soft" primitivism in an illuminating book by Lovejoy and Boas, conceives of primitive life as a golden age of plenty, innocence, and happiness -- in other words, as civilized life purged of its vices. The other, "hard" form of primitivism conceives of primitive life as an almost subhuman existence full of terrible hardships and devoid of all comforts -- in other words, as civilized life stripped of its virtues.[14]

[link to en.wikipedia.org]
Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid,
it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

John Stuart Mill
************
It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why?
Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a helping hand.
Mike Royko
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I'm ready, OP. I've been waiting for this.
"Arrows of hate have been shot at me too, but they never hit me, because somehow they belonged to another world, with which I have no connection whatsoever." - Albert Einstein
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Gee's I hope this upgrade happens for me quickly, my processing speed is definitely dropped off quite a bit and my random access memory is just not as good as it used to be, not to mention, I think I have a few bad sectors because my long term memory is a bit shot as well...will I require a reboot?

Oh and I could probably do with a new video card cause the eyesight starting to go as well....

waiting with anticipation

hf
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I'm ready, OP. I've been waiting for this.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter

GOOD! Positive expectation facilitates the Upgrade. We believe
that we have finally calculated the technique to overcome the human tendency toward negativity and the human tendency to create and thrive on conflict for its own sake. We ask so called 'Lightworkers' to continue projecting positive thoughts
and vibrations. And may future generations of humans be able to look back and see that the significance of '2012' as the year that began the beginning of the 'New Dawn' - an historical era more important than the others - not to cancel history, not to rewrite history - but to 'create' a new more significant and meaningful history that will upgrade humans to
a plane where they can inherit the stars -
A New Dawn and a New Destiny.

-Alien Commander Omd I {human/alien channel}
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Greetings,
In the last few years we have resumed communication with the species humanoid and have seen a few signs of hope. Hope that human intelligence can evolve to a higher state. This evolution is of critcal importance to the survival of your species and since your development of nuclear power we need you to evolve for the safety of other species in your known universe as well as other species located in other dimensions of existence.

By means of programmend command stimulus which will be unleashed through the internet we will upgrade your psyche so as to improve your cognition. This cognitive upgrade will improve your cognitive ability, balance your emotional stability, and produce a more balanced state to your existence. It will also make you aware of the futility of repeating your historical mistakes - You will see that all wars are in fact losing endeavors and there are no winners in mortal warfare.

If this sounds far-fetched to you human, we do not ask you to believe it - but it will happen. And if you do not like the idea of advancing to a more benevolent state of existence we are sorry but we can not offer you an alternative - many violent sports will still exist for those of you who need to exist on a more hostile plane. But for the control and advancement of the universe we need clear, cool objective minds who can see that the benefits of high order technical advancement must benefit all.

We will begin immediately. There is no action you need to take. The process is painless and in most cases it will produce a feeling of greater security and well being.

Happy New Year 2012 Human,

-Alien Commander Omd I {human/alien channel}

spock -Logical and well stated.

alien03 WELCOME TO OUR UNIVERSE alien7

ufo56
 Quoting: Alien Commander Omd I



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