A weekend? When did you take the kids there.. Saturday morning? When did you pick them up.. Sunday afternoon?

So your horror amounts to one skipped bath? You have to be kidding.

I bet you were hell to live with. I hope you lighten up a bit for the "ladies" sake. Thank God, that they have a daddy to have fun with, take a deep breath, smile, and get over yourself.

BTW The person who told you to document this and take him to court, does not have your best interest at heart. The court will question your sanity... has do I.