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What is the most useless profession in the world?

 
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What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here, by the term "useless", I mean precisely that, a useless eater. I know the answer. Any takers? The answer isn't something strange or esoteric, it's actually quite simple if you think about it for a moment. It's also a profession you will find most common in the USA.
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Banker
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Nope, I'll post answer after few posts.
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Define useless......in the appropriate context of the answer.

What one man considers useless may not be so much to another.....
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Banker
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Close guess, but no.
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It's also a profession you will find most common in the USA.
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Police/LE?
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Politician, followed by lawyer, then banker.
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this is actually tough, everything I have thought about I had to over rule.
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Liberal college professor.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Walmart greeter
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this is actually tough, everything I have thought about I had to over rule.
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That's because a profession exists because a need exists. A true useless job would be the most unique job right (the least amount of use exists for it)
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Walmart greeter
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Being a house cleaner, once the 'maid' leaves the house is getting dirty again.
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President?

I mean, what good is a puppet?
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Anyways, here's the answer - you guys ready?? Here it is... here it comes...


A body builder. Yes, that's right, a body builder. Body builders produce ZERO wealth yet consume the most. They are not only useless eaters, they produce the most negative wealth. A banker for instance produces zero wealth, but he doesn't consume 600 grams of protein a day just so he can look sculpted. None of the muscle body builders use goes towards producing any wealth, all muscle is used only for building more muscle! Biggest useless eater ever.
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Here's another one. Any professional athlete.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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Here's another one. Any professional athlete.
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Yes, that's correct too, but body builders take the cake because they consume more than all athletes.
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here, by the term "useless", I mean precisely that, a useless eater. I know the answer. Any takers? The answer isn't something strange or esoteric, it's actually quite simple if you think about it for a moment. It's also a profession you will find most common in the USA.
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Community "Organizer"

damned
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01/02/2012 06:01 PM

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dentristry
SLAM THAT CLAM
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
A body builder is more useless than a bum. A bum produces nothing, but he barely eats anything either.
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Ok...I agree...useless and stupid for the most part.
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Professional voter

Aka, career welfare recipient.
I'm a Libertarian Constitutionalist.

I don't give a shit what you do with your own life, whether you make it a success or a failure, that is an outcome of the choices you make, but please take responsibility for yourself and don't make ME pay for YOUR choices and we're all good.

Repeal the 17th Amendment and the Apportionment Act of 1911!

Thread: First steps down the road to a return to the Constitutional Republic that we were intended to be.

Restore the Republic.

It's a flower, not something to be feared.

cow - Moo!
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dentristry
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I disagree. Promoting health means promoting wealth. Anyone who restores health is a productive individual within society.
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Walmart greeter
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cart jousting!
hells yeah.
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Forum Administrator.


jk...
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01/02/2012 06:07 PM
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Is Pope considered a profession? If so that would be one of the most useless professions in the world.
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01/02/2012 06:15 PM
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I would say the Mexic....er...people who blow cut grass on roads back onto the median, only to have it blow back onto the road after a semi-truck goes by.
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Is Pope considered a profession? If so that would be one of the most useless professions in the world.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4738365


The usefulness of the Pope's profession is subjective. Although I have no use for the Pope as I do not believe in Catholicism, if the Pope is able to improve the spirits of people in which they consequently become more productive, then his profession has useful benefit.

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