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What is the most useless profession in the world?

 
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Middle management in federal government. Some of them actually do nothing at all ever.
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01/02/2012 08:08 PM
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here's another one. Any professional athlete.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


Since millions/billions of people tune in to watch sports every day, I would nearly say that it would be one of the most important roles.

People need to be entertained.

Actors would be high on the list too for that reason.

Imagine if you had no tv, no movies to watch, no sports to view or talk about?! How bored would you be, and what would that boredom lead to?
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Psychiatrist. They get paid $300 per session just to sit and listen to your problems.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8151618


GLP's do it for free.

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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here's another one. Any professional athlete.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


Since millions/billions of people tune in to watch sports every day, I would nearly say that it would be one of the most important roles.

People need to be entertained.

Actors would be high on the list too for that reason.

Imagine if you had no tv, no movies to watch, no sports to view or talk about?! How bored would you be, and what would that boredom lead to?
 Quoting: Scubaseven2


I don't need TV, movies, actors or professional athletes to keep me entertained. I prefer to be outdoors hunting, fishing, trapping, camping and shooting.
Ban guns to "save the children" but killing them in the womb is totally cool......I see; it makes perfect sense now.
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01/02/2012 08:12 PM
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I disagree about athletics, they are a type of entertainer and if you are going to include them you should include all entertainers. I would suggest that the professional welfare reciepiant, not the single moms, but those that spend all they're time looking for ways to scam the system. Also the people that send spam to my email trying to scam me out of my money without them haveing to do much work.
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TSA worker

They provide 'security' by sexually assaulting your children, grandparents and yourself, storing naked images of your children complete with identifying details, applying cancerous treatments and stealing your belongings.
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01/02/2012 08:12 PM
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Lawyers, politicians, administrators, psychiatrist/psychologist, lobbyist, telemarketers, insurance, activist(paid), community organizer(any), and a new one on my list, Supreme Court Justices; because their only job is to defend the Constitution, yet they can't seem to spot any 'problem' with torture or indefinite detention ala NDAA and Patriot Acts, nor understand what 'natural-born' means!
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Professional protester.
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01/02/2012 08:16 PM
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Anyways, here's the answer - you guys ready?? Here it is... here it comes...


A body builder. Yes, that's right, a body builder. Body builders produce ZERO wealth yet consume the most. They are not only useless eaters, they produce the most negative wealth. A banker for instance produces zero wealth, but he doesn't consume 600 grams of protein a day just so he can look sculpted. None of the muscle body builders use goes towards producing any wealth, all muscle is used only for building more muscle! Biggest useless eater ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7076757


Wow....did you come up with this one all by yourself?

So what is fueling the entire health based industry?

Hmm?
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01/02/2012 08:17 PM
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OPs
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01/02/2012 08:21 PM
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here, by the term "useless", I mean precisely that, a useless eater. I know the answer. Any takers? The answer isn't something strange or esoteric, it's actually quite simple if you think about it for a moment. It's also a profession you will find most common in the USA.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7076757


COMMUNITY ORGANIZERS
Kybeam
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01/02/2012 08:22 PM
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Professional criminal. From those serving in an authoritative capacity to those serving long prison sentences and everyone of them in between.

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Professional criminal. From those serving in an authoritative capacity to those serving long prison sentences and everyone of them in between.

dubyatiemunchangryfacepimpcruisepope2churchlady
 Quoting: Kybeam 1515991


If you've read the stailess steel rat you would know that non-violent criminals provide jobs for the police and reporters and entertianment for the masses, also they help keep the money flowing.
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01/02/2012 08:43 PM
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President, Prime Minister, CEO
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01/03/2012 05:37 AM
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
Here's another one. Any professional athlete.
 Quoting: Hawgzilla


Yes, that's correct too, but body builders take the cake because they consume more than all athletes.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7076757


sumo wrestlers consume more
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01/03/2012 05:39 AM
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Walmart greeter anyone comon
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01/03/2012 05:41 AM
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THE MOST USELESS PROFESSION COULD BE 'FLYPAPER SALESMAN'.
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12/13/2012 05:14 PM
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THE MOST USELESS PROFESSION COULD BE 'FLYPAPER SALESMAN'.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8182228


Professional athletes get paid obscene amounts for playing games. It's ridiculous.

Aside from them...

PREACHERS!

Same damn reason >>> playing games (guilt games).
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Walmart greeter
 Quoting: whoopdeedoo


How about a walmart greeter with a holstered sidearm?
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12/13/2012 05:24 PM
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psychiatry^
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12/13/2012 05:25 PM
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Everything l..l _.._
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Re: What is the most useless profession in the world?
a government contracting officer

who gets paid to pay private contractors money to do their job.

a middle man

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