Why does my boyfriend sit while peeing?

maybe it's just that he pees after taking a big dump.

Because it's more comfortable BITCH.

I WISH my husband sat to pee.

Half the time, he doesn't even lift the lid and I wind up sitting in his piss.

Be grateful.

I don't think it's all that odd.

What I do find odd though is all these macho men thinking that standing up and holding their flaccid dick in their hand somehow makes them more manly than a dude that sits and doesn't touch his cock or splash his shit all over the place.

I'm always amazed at the logic around here..

If you piss standing up, have dingle-berries on your ass, body hair that is ridiculously out of control, fingernails that have dirt and grime under them, wear cheap ass Marlboro/Wrestling/Concert tshirts and ugly fucking Wranglers then you are a real man.

Can't imagine why half the dudes here aren't getting any snatch.

Do you always sit without looking what could be in the way? Doesn't seem too smart...

Last Edited by BRIEF on 01/04/2012 08:37 AM

That's easy, he's got prostate issues. May be time to see a urologist.

Or a psychologist...

sure doesn't smell sterile after a few days.....I pee setting so I don't miss, plus it gives me time to read the new shooting magazine.

THAT ^^^ Times 1000

Fuckin ungrateful cunts

A real man doesn't sit to piss

I would not want your boyfriend to have my back in a bar fight

maybe he is a sprayer..some guys dont have a steady stream

Because he's a fag.

I sit about half the time in case poop decides to come out of my butt.

Yes...because sometimes it's DARK, it's in the middle of the night, I have to urgently go, or I just take for granted the fact that I can SIT DOWN ON MY OWN FUCKING TOILET without having to sit on top of someone else's filth!!!

here's a tip...turn the light on and look at the toilet before you sit down.

Yeah...funny thing...I leave the light off OUT OF COURTESY FOR HIM!!!

Perhaps he could be as courteous and clean up his own piss...after all...he's FACING THE DAMN TOILET when he goes!

if it means the difference between possibly sitting in piss or possibly waking someone up, take the latter and fine something else to bitch about

Lazy Pisser

..his Mom get tired of his poor aim and he was made to sit..I have 2 buds who have the same "problem"...

...my last comment accidentally got inserted between my previous.

And anyways, I'm only "bitching" about it because we only just happen to be on the topic.

God forbid we actually expect people to clean up after themselves...especially our own bodily fluids! That's just too much work, isn't it.

And then people are surprised we have these filthy OWS-ers who have no problem leaving their own bodily fluids wherever they please. Why not? After all, it's not as if anybody ever taught them to clean up after themselves! Sheesh.

Men who sit to pee are the victims of feminist emasculation, likely from their mothers.

He's a Peemale?

Maybe he likes to read before number 2.

Well if he's taking a dump he'll piss along with his crap....LOL

I dont sit when i pee cause my dong hits the side of the bowl and thats gross.

I guess if your dong is little you dont have that problem.

i sit if i really really have to pee , sitting is more comfortable then standing

That happened to me at my girlfriends house...with a full bladder! My piss flooded the wall (which was wallpapered) and vanity. I tried stopping the flow, but couldn't...so I tried getting the pubes out of the way of the stream. When I finally got that done...my piss stream exploded and the top of the tank, the tank itself, the lid...everything... got hosed with piss. The fkn floor got flooded with piss also :(

I was in her parents bathroom at least 1/2 an hour to 45 minutes cleaning up the mess I made :(

Maybe He's Not trying to Get into Any Pissing Contests.