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My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!

 
Swoll up
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My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
coughed up my left teste, what do I do
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01/03/2012 05:33 PM
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
blame Japan
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blame Japan
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tepcoahhhhh
A pissed off American veteran!
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
Go tell Kate about it.
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blame Japan
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:tepcoahhhhh:
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omgcruise
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
coughed up my left teste, what do I do
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Put some tabasco on her tampon!
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coughed up my left teste, what do I do
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GO FUCK YOURSELF JOHNNY "ONE NUT"!....ITS NIBIRU TIME!
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GO FUCK YOURSELF JOHNNY "ONE NUT"!....ITS NIBIRU TIME!
 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


ahhhahhhahhh
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01/03/2012 05:39 PM
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
Why she do dat - what you do
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01/03/2012 05:40 PM
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I complained to my wife that we didn't own enough land so she kicked me in the balls and gave me a couple ackers.
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You go girl!
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coughed up my left teste, what do I do
 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Put some tabasco on her tampon!
 Quoting: PathfinderTango


get help..seriously chuckle
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01/03/2012 05:44 PM
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You should call the cops on the bitch and divorce her
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01/03/2012 05:45 PM
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You should call the cops on the bitch and divorce her
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or perhaps have another flaggon of wine.
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01/03/2012 05:46 PM
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You should call the cops on the bitch and divorce her
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or perhaps have another flaggon of wine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8209011


cruise
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You should call the cops on the bitch and divorce her
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or perhaps have another flaggon of wine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8209011


cruise
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lmao
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01/03/2012 05:54 PM
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rumble it's on bitch
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01/03/2012 05:57 PM
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Fuck her up the ass tonight - that'll teach her.

seal
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
did she want children?
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 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Swoll Up,

Call 911 and leave her tonight. You don't have to take the abuse any longer. Take the kids and drive to your mothers house for safety.

Please report back as soon as you feel safe.

Just don't leave us hanging like Kate did.

Thanks
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01/03/2012 06:10 PM
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Ask Chris Brown
LIVE YOUR LIFE
Follow God, Not a book.
God is Love, God is Light.
Love is the secret of the universe.

[link to www.gizoogle.com]

Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit.

Google something for me called 2 kids 1 sandbox. Very cute video!
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 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Headbutt her nose in, then twist her nipples!

cruise
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01/03/2012 06:15 PM
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
Rip her right nipple off since that is the one she claims to be most sensitive. Your wife has pretty good aim with that size 5 shoe. She's pretty flexible too! It's a shame she didn't suck your nuts instead of kick them. Your wife does suck a good nut!
What did you REALLY say to her because I've never had that problem with her!
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
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 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Swoll Up,

Call 911 and leave her tonight. You don't have to take the abuse any longer. Take the kids and drive to your mothers house for safety.

Please report back as soon as you feel safe.

Just don't leave us hanging like Kate did.

Thanks

 Quoting: ***DRAGOON***


Thank you , I'll take into consideration, I'm so scared to leave though, she can be very abusive when she comes home drunkhiding
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01/03/2012 06:18 PM
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it has begun
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Re: My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!
Rip her right nipple off since that is the one she claims to be most sensitive. Your wife has pretty good aim with that size 5 shoe. She's pretty flexible too! It's a shame she didn't suck your nuts instead of kick them. Your wife does suck a good nut!
What did you REALLY say to her because I've never had that problem with her!
 Quoting: John Donson 7813130


She did cause I didnt have supper ready when she got home.
***DRAGOON***

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01/03/2012 06:20 PM
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 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Swoll Up,

Call 911 and leave her tonight. You don't have to take the abuse any longer. Take the kids and drive to your mothers house for safety.

Please report back as soon as you feel safe.

Just don't leave us hanging like Kate did.

Thanks

 Quoting: ***DRAGOON***


OP,

Our Hearts and Prayers are with You during this scary time in your life.


hf
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01/03/2012 06:39 PM
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bump
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01/03/2012 06:49 PM
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Buss her jaw in
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 Quoting: Swoll up 5183939


Well first put an ice pack on it wear boxers for the next few days.

and
Beg for forgiveness, clean the house,cook the meals and do laundry for the next 30 days. You should be fine
And NO SEX until everything heals nicely.
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Cool Story Bro
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