My wife just kicked me in the Balls!!!

blame Japan

Go tell Kate about it.

omg

Put some tabasco on her tampon!

coughed up my left teste, what do I do
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GO FUCK YOURSELF JOHNNY "ONE NUT"!....ITS NIBIRU TIME!

Why she do dat - what you do

I complained to my wife that we didn't own enough land so she kicked me in the balls and gave me a couple ackers.

You go girl!

get help..seriously

You should call the cops on the bitch and divorce her

or perhaps have another flaggon of wine.

it's on bitch

Fuck her up the ass tonight - that'll teach her.

did she want children?

Ask Chris Brown

Headbutt her nose in, then twist her nipples!

Rip her right nipple off since that is the one she claims to be most sensitive. Your wife has pretty good aim with that size 5 shoe. She's pretty flexible too! It's a shame she didn't suck your nuts instead of kick them. Your wife does suck a good nut!
What did you REALLY say to her because I've never had that problem with her!

Thank you , I'll take into consideration, I'm so scared to leave though, she can be very abusive when she comes home drunk

it has begun

She did cause I didnt have supper ready when she got home.

Buss her jaw in

Well first put an ice pack on it wear boxers for the next few days.

and
Beg for forgiveness, clean the house,cook the meals and do laundry for the next 30 days. You should be fine
And NO SEX until everything heals nicely.

Cool Story Bro