i know what you're feeling. by the way is your name harold?

just try not to think about anal fisting during the second half hour or you will surely die.

oh, and go big. buy a whole sheet and rent a cabin away from people, just you the bears, pumas, snakes, west nile virus mosquitos, beady little eyes of bats, and serial killers who also hide in cabins in the woods.

do not eat any thing that glows in the dark or they can track you.