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Wild Dream.

 
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01/04/2012 04:50 PM
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Wild Dream.
So I'm sleeping last night, right. So in my dream I go outside for a shmoke and a pancake, stoner.

I live fairly close to Sonoma County Airport so I get a lot of small to medium air traffic above my neighborhood. Well I'm outside on my porch and it's a nice day, sun is out, light white clouds about. Then I notice a plane. It was like one of those fire retardant dropping planes, old school, the ones that chug deeply in the sky.

Well it was making a weird noise so I look up and it does this pulling up maneuver and twists sideways like it is out of control then it nosedives right into one of my neighbors houses down the street, about 3-4 houses down.

I take cover and I'm like whoa, bro, holy shit, son. So I run in the house to get my camera to record this madness. Time speeds up and by the time I'm outside again the mess is being cleaned up pretty quickly. My hood is covered in black and grey smoke, though.

Then all of a sudden as I'm recording this, I see more smaller planes above and they ALL start to free-fall down to earth! At this point I say out loud "Holy shit, they were right about the pole shift!" Then there was a family outside across the street all looking up and they heard me say that and looked at me and went like this "Did you hear what that dude just said?! lolatu"

Then a look of worry spread across their face and they looked like this :yes:.

Then I woke up.

I have been having some very vivid dreams in the last week. Haven't had them like this in months and months. All in succession every night it seems like.

I'm attributing it to switching from fluoridated bullshit whitening toothpaste (which doesn't even whiten, pfft)
to Toms of Maine toothpaste. Thanks, Toms for having Dreamscape (starring Dennis Quaid) in a tube herethere

I also am charging up my cameras battery as I type this. You'll thank me later, glp.
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01/09/2012 04:54 PM

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Re: Wild Dream.
i bought a tube of toms, that shits garbage. worst toothpaste money can buy. i'm pretty sure they filled the whole tube with mayonnaise.


ohh, and our local water isn't fluoridated, we are one of the only places that gets their fluoride from natural sources. sonoma county has never added fluoride to the water. and a little toothpaste ain't gonna mind control you.

i think the whole thing was caused by your subconscious fear of chemtrails. see, the planes were spiraling, and that means them chemtrails were coming right for you. and all that fire retardent, thats a representation of how much you love panda bears. see cause ash is white but burned stuff is black thus pandabears.
I color the world in the hues of my Madness!

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom...for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough.
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01/09/2012 05:14 PM
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Re: Wild Dream.
i bought a tube of toms, that shits garbage. worst toothpaste money can buy. i'm pretty sure they filled the whole tube with mayonnaise.


ohh, and our local water isn't fluoridated, we are one of the only places that gets their fluoride from natural sources. sonoma county has never added fluoride to the water. and a little toothpaste ain't gonna mind control you.

i think the whole thing was caused by your subconscious fear of chemtrails. see, the planes were spiraling, and that means them chemtrails were coming right for you. and all that fire retardent, thats a representation of how much you love panda bears. see cause ash is white but burned stuff is black thus pandabears.
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01/10/2012 06:58 PM

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Re: Wild Dream.
o rly?

well if you have so many bs flags to spare what do YOU think mr nades dream was about?

impending war with Sumatra over coffee? that doesn't make any sense at all!
I color the world in the hues of my Madness!

An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded.

The road to excess leads to the palace of wisdom...for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough.

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