i bought a tube of toms, that shits garbage. worst toothpaste money can buy. i'm pretty sure they filled the whole tube with mayonnaise.


ohh, and our local water isn't fluoridated, we are one of the only places that gets their fluoride from natural sources. sonoma county has never added fluoride to the water. and a little toothpaste ain't gonna mind control you.

i think the whole thing was caused by your subconscious fear of chemtrails. see, the planes were spiraling, and that means them chemtrails were coming right for you. and all that fire retardent, thats a representation of how much you love panda bears. see cause ash is white but burned stuff is black thus pandabears.