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Message Subject How do you explain to a child the miracle of existance
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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You might try taking away a few of the 'miracles', such as sight; have child close one eye, then both to see the 'miracle of sight; then with both eyes closed, use their hands to cover their ears; lastly, one MIGHT withdraw food for the next meal and remark about " Isn't it wonderful, a miracle we can see, hear and eat food and be alive to enjoy all the mysteries of life, EVERY DAY ?"

I appreciated food a lot more when my Dad told me at supper time to finish my plate, because " Your not getting any more food till NEXT YEAR. "

I cried, as eating was my favorite time of day, till my mother explained to me what New Years Eve means.

Dad had an unusual way of making jokes.

 Quoting: Eagle # 1 7958578

I like this, Nice, thankyou, lol at your dad, its funny the things that stick with you.
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