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Cats: Are they funny?

 
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Cats: Are they funny?
Upon much consternation, I have determined that cats themselves are not funny.

Cats can do funny things, like fall down or nuzzle up against something with a cute face. These behaviors are not exclusive to the cat.

Cats can wear funny clothes or make funny motions, but once again this is not exclusive to the cat.

Cats are incapable of speech, thus any captioned pictures of a cat are solely the intellectual property of the owner and not the cat itself.

In such cases, the often misspelled banter is a rudimentary attempt at humor, and generates a chuckle at best. As this is the only part of cat pictures that can be perceived as comical, I conclude that CATS ARE NOT FUNNY.
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Upon much consternation, I have determined that cats themselves are not funny.

Cats can do funny things, like fall down or nuzzle up against something with a cute face. These behaviors are not exclusive to the cat.

Cats can wear funny clothes or make funny motions, but once again this is not exclusive to the cat.

Cats are incapable of speech, thus any captioned pictures of a cat are solely the intellectual property of the owner and not the cat itself.

In such cases, the often misspelled banter is a rudimentary attempt at humor, and generates a chuckle at best. As this is the only part of cat pictures that can be perceived as comical, I conclude that CATS ARE NOT FUNNY.
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Re: Cats: Are they funny?
You're a very boring person.
Which is why cats and women avoid you.
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You're a very boring person.
Which is why cats and women avoid you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 742532


Speak for yourself. I'm surrounded by pussy. Both kinds.

I just find pets in general to be a waste of resources.
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You're a very boring person.
Which is why cats and women avoid you.
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but you love women and dogs. So opposite.
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I don't care for cats.

However, my Mom got tired of their cat getting on her counters. So she put aluminum foil sprinkled with water on the counter.

When the cat jumped up there, it slipped on the foil into the water and took off like a shot.

It was hilarious. The cat no longer gets on the counters.
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Yes she stayed normal after her mommu past away somewhere or shes in trouble but i think shes gone .. i had a hard time awell the others got derp but look fine again ..
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Re: Cats: Are they funny?
I don't care for cats.

However, my Mom got tired of their cat getting on her counters. So she put aluminum foil sprinkled with water on the counter.

When the cat jumped up there, it slipped on the foil into the water and took off like a shot.

It was hilarious. The cat no longer gets on the counters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7916494


really? cuz i luv cats!!

although i can't finish a whole one myself
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You prolly never owned a cat. It takes a long time to understand the humor of a cat. They have such a fierce independence that the funny things extend from that. Like if they fuck up or something. You just have to experience it.

People who say to kill cats are just a little messed up in the head. Cats are spiritual beings. Kind of like dolphins. They are just as intelligent as many dogs. If not more intelligent. Just on a different level. Its why egyptians kept them about.

Ive had dogs and cats. I trained my cat to open doors. And a cat will always win in a fight as long as its not a tortured indoor cat. Cats are outside animals. My outdoor tabby cat will send any german shepard running for the border. And if it doesnt, just match the shepard up pound for pound with a mountain lion. Cats are superior predators. Its not even a debate.

But house cats can be funny. Just gotta know their personality.
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Cats are very amuzing but rarely intentionally.
They are however very social and give love when it's deserved.

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Re: Cats: Are they funny?
yes, they are furry.
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Re: Cats: Are they funny?
You prolly never owned a cat. It takes a long time to understand the humor of a cat. They have such a fierce independence that the funny things extend from that. Like if they fuck up or something. You just have to experience it.

People who say to kill cats are just a little messed up in the head. Cats are spiritual beings. Kind of like dolphins. They are just as intelligent as many dogs. If not more intelligent. Just on a different level. Its why egyptians kept them about.

Ive had dogs and cats. I trained my cat to open doors. And a cat will always win in a fight as long as its not a tortured indoor cat. Cats are outside animals. My outdoor tabby cat will send any german shepard running for the border. And if it doesnt, just match the shepard up pound for pound with a mountain lion. Cats are superior predators. Its not even a debate.

But house cats can be funny. Just gotta know their personality.
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I've lived with several. They stink, they won't let me sleep, they're just differently-shaped rats. Scourge of the earth. Dogs too.
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My first cat lived for 17 yrs. I thought he was the coolest cat ever. He went through stuff with me more then any one person I know. Until my new cat, he is a bad ass. I swear to you he thinks he is a dog. Plays fetch with a ball all friggin day long, pain in the ass sometimes.He wont leave me alone. He is no doubt my best friend, waits for me at the door when I come home from work every time. My kids can do what ever they want to him (within reason) he just takes it. Never once heard him hiss. The most affectionate lovable cat I have ever seen. He is a big orange fuzzy ball. The shit he does makes me laugh all day. He will hide behind stuff and then jump out at me to try to scare me, playing. I can go on about my experience with cats but its getting late.

Mind you, I grew up with dogs. I never liked cats until I owned one.
To each is own...
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You prolly never owned a cat. It takes a long time to understand the humor of a cat. They have such a fierce independence that the funny things extend from that. Like if they fuck up or something. You just have to experience it.

People who say to kill cats are just a little messed up in the head. Cats are spiritual beings. Kind of like dolphins. They are just as intelligent as many dogs. If not more intelligent. Just on a different level. Its why egyptians kept them about.

Ive had dogs and cats. I trained my cat to open doors. And a cat will always win in a fight as long as its not a tortured indoor cat. Cats are outside animals. My outdoor tabby cat will send any german shepard running for the border. And if it doesnt, just match the shepard up pound for pound with a mountain lion. Cats are superior predators. Its not even a debate.

But house cats can be funny. Just gotta know their personality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8294842



I've lived with several. They stink, they won't let me sleep, they're just differently-shaped rats. Scourge of the earth. Dogs too.
 Quoting: Korrosiv


/hah. exact reason I hate cats.
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No they are very serious and uptight .
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You prolly never owned a cat. It takes a long time to understand the humor of a cat. They have such a fierce independence that the funny things extend from that. Like if they fuck up or something. You just have to experience it.

People who say to kill cats are just a little messed up in the head. Cats are spiritual beings. Kind of like dolphins. They are just as intelligent as many dogs. If not more intelligent. Just on a different level. Its why egyptians kept them about.

Ive had dogs and cats. I trained my cat to open doors. And a cat will always win in a fight as long as its not a tortured indoor cat. Cats are outside animals. My outdoor tabby cat will send any german shepard running for the border. And if it doesnt, just match the shepard up pound for pound with a mountain lion. Cats are superior predators. Its not even a debate.

But house cats can be funny. Just gotta know their personality.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8294842



I've lived with several. They stink, they won't let me sleep, they're just differently-shaped rats. Scourge of the earth. Dogs too.
 Quoting: Korrosiv


/hah. exact reason I hate cats.
 Quoting: Borian


Dogs are nobile creatures though. A cat will watch you die in amusement, while a dog would actually try to save you.

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