I want to join the illuminati

talk to appolo

You can only be invited. If you ask anyone, you're automatically black-balled.

Bury $3600 in your backyard in an old Cohiba box with a DNA sample and pledge of loyalty. Someone will contact you within 24 hours.

You have to e-mail your resume and HR will call you in for an interview. There are 3 interviews in all and the first one is a group interview.

there he is...

You can't, just by visiting this forum they won't let you in... you have to be very rich and born into a powerful family or let in by someone that is a high rank, and their technology to find out exactly what you do and who you are is astounding.

They don't call it the all seeing eye for nothing... lol

But seriously, don't think about that stuff.

Instead, ask Jesus Christ into your heart. You can join the good side for free, and you will get everything you need.

Last Edited by ExpertOfSound on 01/07/2012 11:29 PM

ohh yeah you cant be afraid to suck some rothschild dick!

What she said. That's the express lane.

Go visit Apollyon in West Virgina and help him catch his sister for a good time. If you succeed, he will perform the initiation ritual.

wet and dark... besides he wouldnt waste his time on a scrub...

They come to you after watching you a long while and reviewing your natal chart. Youll then get a letter of acceptance and introduction.

How does one go about acquiring one of these natal charts?

You start by joining the .

^^^THIS^^^

You don't join the Illuminati -- the Illuminati joins you, and if they want you, there's not a thing you can do about it.

LoL

Well, that too, cause its your destiny. lol

Hi Friend, lots of Good free charts on the web.

Heres a good beginner one, its not too cluttered

[link to www.0800-horoscope.com]

Yes, I was just adding this to what you had said regarding being watched....most won't realize they're even being vetted...even if they're aware of a family tie (which is not a shoe-in, btw...)

The ones they want, they watch since birth. This is true.

Sure apollo, zetas are real too.

I see, I've had a couple of people I don't know address me by name as they walked by lately.

They are. So little you know,

Where did they get stealth tech from? Project Paperclip?

Those beings have existed for all of earth time. Ancients used to call them the ANT PEOPLE.

Did you know in ancient texts they say to not have dogs on your property if you want the ancients to visit you?

Dogs dont like greys.

You are mixing war tech with aliens, from my research the aliens died 10.000 years ago.

You have to learn the secret handshake. Once you know it you're in.

Last Edited by indiandave on 01/12/2012 11:23 AM

Wow, that's interesting according to that site I'm a Sag Sun, Libra Moon Leo Rising. In the old days the moon use to be more important as your sign it says? So I'd be a Libra in the old days instead of a Sag?

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

That is the stupidest thing I've ever read.

HAHA!! Just keep contorting your fingers each time you shake someone's hand...if they hand you a secret folio, then remember the last one so you can reuse it!

Its Tori.Joseph@Yahoo.com

1 Illuminati, coming rrrright up sir