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I want to join the illuminati

 
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How do I go about the process ?
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


You don't have a chance...
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You'll hear my voice in your head.
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


You'll hear my voice in your head.
 Quoting: Illuminatvs Primvs


What?
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body,
but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming, "Wow! What a Ride!"

We do not Die, We Awaken to the Dream that We Lived.
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
They come to you after watching you a long while and reviewing your natal chart. Youll then get a letter of acceptance and introduction.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


sounds like hogwarts
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
You start by joining the Idol1.
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a this my num 601 6801696 cain i want in can i join please call me asap im in mississippi mccomb get at me adsaP
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


you sound useless.
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


That's sad, because you are far too stupid to be allowed.

But because you WANT to, you are just as lost as these diabolical and evil souls in the Illuminati are.

You are what's known as "doubly whammy" stupid.
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OK, here you go!

IlluminatiCard

Cheers!


absisnthe

And that's all there is to it.
One of the most important aspects of conspiracy theories is being able to discern when there isn't one.

Oh yeah, like you'd understand anyway.

Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket?. . .J. Handy
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
Most people think the ''Illuminati'' are working from within a 33* framework - that's just the FreeMasons, not seeming to understand that both the square and the compass denote something with 360*; which both a circle and square have.

Square = 4 x 90* = 360*
Compass/Circle = 360*

If anything, there are 36* to true illumination (360* actually, and that's only a cross section of a sphere); which can only be achieved by accessing the 144,000 faceted Christos-Logosphere.


 Quoting: 12DnAHelix/144~36* 1999426


33* - denotes slavery

360* - leads one back to ones own vanity
720*/ 0* - brings one to true enlightenment
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


You can`t "join" the illuminati.
Why the fuck would you want to join anything that is to do with them. Fucking moron jerkit
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First step is to stop posting here. We kinda look down on that...
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07/04/2012 04:39 AM
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
!

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS TEND TO JOIN THE LOSING TEAM(S) ???


WHYY


WHY SO DUMP & BLIND ...

bah, masons, you're became a joke since you've lost control overyourselves...

your acestorz must be really disappointed.. .;/

!
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07/04/2012 05:19 AM
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You cant possibly be serious mate. You had that choice already. Now move aside
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Only the lonely can play. Look around you buddy the place is filled with the failures of the past, thinking theyre growing and a part of what defeated them. sigh
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07/04/2012 06:26 AM
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
The imposters posing as the truly enlightened via Facebook (and hosting the aforementioned website) are a psyop of MI-6 in conjunction with elements of Japanese organized crime. Make no mistake about it. They've drawn many otherwise good-intentioned people into it, but they're goal is to create CANNON FODDER for the various occupy-type groups.
 Quoting: skeptic 8198777


Perhaps that may be the case, they had a ''Recruit'' page set up on facebook where-by they were asking you to read A.R.s 666 book - but then at same time; they were saying go to the ac dot co dot uk website and read the Ben Fulford link - which basically throws both Ben Fulford (understandably) and Alexander R under the bus.

AC dot co dot uk has grown alot since the days when I had checked it out previously a couple of years ago, because of the Supriem David Rockefeller section.

I ain't skerred of MI-6, they might learn something from me; since i've infiltrated at least one private inner circle on the side of such shenanigans a small ''Private Meritocracy Council'' which Romanov isn't a part of ...

... muahahaha ...

They swooped on me with their ''Recruit'' page though and A.R.'s 666 book.

To me personally, I don't think there are any truly illuminated ones associated with any of this stuff.

Haven't seen anything about Occupy though, I kinda have mixed feelings about Fernando Arrabal & Alejandro Jodorowsky's Pro.je.ct, Ma Y. h e. M 2012; which I also partially infiltrated at the onset - and I think is worth gaining some visibility.

Bunch of Aleister Crowleyian / OTO's ...

Peace,
12DnA

yoda
 Quoting: 12DnAHelix 1999426



Supriem, is that you?

a lot of egotists getting upset here today! Supriem & Romanov?
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Re: I want to join the illuminati

Yes, I do. I was in that group for several months (four of them to be exact--on both sides). The clincher for me was the email conversation with Fulford that I had...they are ABSOLUTELY keeping people in their ranks to use as patsies. They even had Zagami for a while, but he's another issue altogether. You mentioned Supriem...that cat and Wes Penre (I believe) are in on the leadership, and they are actually convicted felons. I chose to disengage myself, and you might want to consider doing the same....when/if they go down, you can bet that everyone on their "team" will go down with them...
 Quoting: 12DnAHelix 1999426


Ok, I appreciate the heads up; I am in Ariela's Private Meritocracy Council.

I know Wes, Supriem is an idiot; I think it's a little bit more complex than as you have outlined it.

The guy that people really need to be worried about is Molten Rothschild.

I knew there was something fishy and that they were all agents in some capacity; Ariela at least - but I have been attempting to truly illuminate them.

I don't idenfity with the whole anti-christ notion at all that they use as an exterior front.

Most of what I have seen from the group seems rather benign, thus far.

I appreciate the heads up, it's going to be interesting; and it's really too bad I guess - as far as humanity is concerned and our future - it's potential or lack there of.

-12DnA
 Quoting: skeptic 8198777

You do know that Ariela is just another of Romanovs many, many aliases?

Princess Mulan, Slasha Moore, ect ect
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i want to join illuminati because i cant beat them so i have to join them please i need your help leader
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i want to join illuminati because i cant beat them so i have to join them please i need your help leader
 Quoting: iyke 3420422


It's not even a matter of "beating or joining them".
They look at humanity like DUMB rodents that NEED to be controlled because they don't think and are empty!
And you know what.. they are correct.
That's why this whole "reality" and obvious lies.. like 9/11 and the FED can go on forever.
Did you get you swine flu shot?
lol!

To be honest, just any way out of this sheeple illusion slave system with all the fake religions I'd be cool with.
All this really is stir

I'm sure most of you agree that it's IMPOSSIBLE to have a meaningful intelligent conversation with most people.

It's their fake religion, fake puppet politics.. and then reality TV shows.
That's all there is for them.

sheep19
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You can't, just by visiting this forum they won't let you in... you have to be very rich and born into a powerful family or let in by someone that is a high rank, and their technology to find out exactly what you do and who you are is astounding.

They don't call it the all seeing eye for nothing... lol

But seriously, don't think about that stuff.

Instead, ask Jesus Christ into your heart. You can join the good side for free, and you will get everything you need.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


Agreed. All illumanti members, and those who join, will probably have eternity of hellfire to pay:
Thread: Evidence of Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, as described in the Bible.
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Yes, I was just adding this to what you had said regarding being watched....most won't realize they're even being vetted...even if they're aware of a family tie (which is not a shoe-in, btw...)
 Quoting: skeptic 8198777


The ones they want, they watch since birth. This is true.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI

Sure apollo, zetas are real too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8652079


They are. So little you know,

Where did they get stealth tech from? Project Paperclip?

Those beings have existed for all of earth time. Ancients used to call them the ANT PEOPLE.

Did you know in ancient texts they say to not have dogs on your property if you want the ancients to visit you?

Dogs dont like greys.
 Quoting: APOLLO ILLUMINATI


Dogs also detect demons (being able to see more subtle realms), and can chase them away. Ancient texts can be from good or demonic sources. The demons are highly intelligent, but also very deceptive.
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You can't, just by visiting this forum they won't let you in... you have to be very rich and born into a powerful family or let in by someone that is a high rank, and their technology to find out exactly what you do and who you are is astounding.

They don't call it the all seeing eye for nothing... lol

But seriously, don't think about that stuff.

Instead, ask Jesus Christ into your heart. You can join the good side for free, and you will get everything you need.
 Quoting: ExpertOfSound


Agreed. All illumanti members, and those who join, will probably have eternity of hellfire to pay:
Thread: Evidence of Jesus, Heaven, and Hell, as described in the Bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20513283


Oh yes, the man written fiction Bible... what a great place to find truth.
bangbangers
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i want to join illuminati because i cant beat them so i have to join them please i need your help leader
 Quoting: iyke 3420422


Then you should go ask Alex
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
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 Quoting: Slave 4 life 1466889


talk to appolo
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lmao
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
go to their website they have an application
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Re: I want to join the illuminati
So here is how you do it:
Find a satanist
Go to a crazy Sex party in a big city
Have Sex with Sarah Jessica Parker, Joan Rivers, Oprah At the same time
Sacrifice someone or have sex with animals
Let them Mind control you
Go to Disney land

Whalaa you are an Illuminati Mind control Bitch Now and Lil wayne owns your ass!!!


or Watch this and learn

[link to www.youtube.com]
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Hello, I would like to start off with saying my horoscoPe is taures. Which means I'm loyal dependable person, I would like to join this Sø called illuminati, or free masons, but honestly I think illuminati isn't evil like somebelieve it's just propaganda that they want you to think that... If u wanna recruit me email me at chadmc10@gmail.compropoganda
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Send me 5000$ to my paypal and I'll get you in.
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If you really want to join Illuminati, You need an invitation. And I am giving you an open invitation for a small period of time.

Go to this website and use my code and they will let you in.

[link to account.globalinformationnetwork.com (secure)]

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Hello How are u doing today
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i want fame and riches,am only 17 and without a job.my phone number is 8974821,douglascarlando@yahoo.com.