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How do I fatten up my girlfriend?

 
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 04:19 AM
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How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Without her like noticing that I'm the cause?
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 04:24 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
put jizz on all her food
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 04:24 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Just start buying fatty and sugary foods. Buy her a chocolate bar every couple of days. If she cooks request high calorie foods.
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01/08/2012 04:26 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
put jizz on all her food
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That's why Americans are fat.

Fact! Too much jizz in their fast food.
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Introduce a lot of carbs and sugar into her diet.
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01/08/2012 04:33 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
put jizz on all her food
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8445603


That's why Americans are fat.

Fact! Too much jizz in their fast food.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Supersize those fries!

And don't forget the special sauce.

:maverick:
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hahahaha.
Sniff&Shit

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01/08/2012 04:35 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Throw the lumber into her, females plump up with lots of lovin.
It only hurts for a minute
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01/08/2012 04:37 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Marry her!5a
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01/08/2012 04:43 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
M..mm...mar...marry...her?

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01/08/2012 04:50 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Nothing at all. They naturally indulge in pain deferment when faced with narcissism and a vagina that has been turned into a golden idol.
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01/08/2012 04:53 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Swap her for my wife!
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01/08/2012 04:54 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Marry her!5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6798237


I genuinely lolled & rofled. So true.
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
lotrans
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Swap her for my wife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585894


how much does your wife weigh
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01/08/2012 04:58 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
sick fuck, leave the girl alone.... You clearly suffer a mental illness.
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01/08/2012 05:04 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
sick fuck, leave the girl alone.... You clearly suffer a mental illness.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1458750


Guys that like skinny girls suffer from mental illness.
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 05:09 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Swap her for my wife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585894


how much do
es your wife weigh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7036951


130lbs
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/08/2012 05:11 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Swap her for my wife!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585894


how much do
es your wife weigh
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7036951


130lbs
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 5585894


and you think shes fat? what is she like 3 foot 6
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 07:03 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
bump ii wanna know too haha
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01/08/2012 07:40 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
put jizz on all her food
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8445603


That's why Americans are fat.

Fact! Too much jizz in their fast food.
 Quoting: Debauchery


Supersize those fries!

And don't forget the special sauce.

maverick
 Quoting: Open Your Eyes


You can be my wing-man anytime, Open.

Or is that sauce man? wink
And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it." Amen.
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
mass building protein powder 3 times a day!
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01/08/2012 07:59 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Are you planning to go Hannibal Lecter on her?
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01/08/2012 08:06 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
I would go mad if my partner would want to fatten me on my back.
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01/08/2012 08:17 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Move to New Orleans
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01/08/2012 08:26 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Marry her!5a
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6798237



lmao lol

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soon you will be bonking a cow ! cow
Anonymous Coward
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01/08/2012 08:34 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
You are right. Taking up man's household chores instead of caring for ourselves makes us fat.
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01/08/2012 09:23 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
pregnancy and lots of loving and good food.....buy her a car too so she doesnt have to walk anywhere.
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01/08/2012 09:32 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
I'm not sure what is more disturbing, that the OP thinks she needs to change to meet his selfish needs, or that posters are actually giving the OP suggestions.

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01/08/2012 09:40 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Marry her...that will do it.lolsign
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01/08/2012 09:50 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
She's American, right? You mean she's not already fat?
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01/08/2012 11:46 AM
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Re: How do I fatten up my girlfriend?
Are you planning to go Hannibal Lecter on her?
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