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Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012

 
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Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

How do I know? It doesn't matter now...

The Nasa Orbit diagram is deliberately wrong. Such a large asteroid upto 3km in diameter is 100% bound to be caught by Earth's gravity and impact the pacific Ocean and initiate tsunamis upto 200m reaching parts of the West Coast of LA, Mexico and Peru according to my sources.

If you believe there is no explanation.

If you do not believe, no explanation is possible.
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Subsequently, the 17km sized comet 433 Eros will be caught by the Earth's gravity on 31st Jan 2012 and permanently become a satellite of the Earth causing drastic tidal effects.

[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
1 star for the british attention whore
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Approximately 11.13 million will die and over 33 million homeless after Comet 7341 impact.
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Approximately 11.13 million will die and over 33 million homeless after Comet 7341 impact.
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Approximately 11.13 million will die and over 33 million homeless after Comet 7341 impact.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8473646


you mean just like the last 10 comet inpacts that you dopes
predicted?
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Tsunami will strike the West coast of America after approximately 1 hour and 39 mins.
West Coast of America tsunami height 103m
West coast of Mexico tsunami height 19m
Peru and Ecuador tsunami height 8m.
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1 star for the british attention whore
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fuckoff2
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
I was looking at past data. Bigger rocks have come closer and not been affected by our gravity , so why will this one?
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Short term space doom.

Kewl!
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You do realise that if you're mistaken, the reputation of UK ACs will be destroyed forever?

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You do realise that if you're mistaken, the reputation of UK ACs will be destroyed forever?

5a
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oh NO!!!

ahhh
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Take some opposites for their truths and soon can choke on lies with no air! penguin
When your soul/spirit leaves your body and starts floating up towards the light just hang back for a while, a few days, a few years, what does it really matter, you have all of eternity to choose your own path and determine and discover the "truths" of existence. Going headlong and blind into anything is never a wise move, especially when time never runs out and your eternal freedom is at stake!
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
op, there is no way nasa would deliberately mislead on a known object

it would be committing suicide on their part, because of the VERY pissed off survivors.

for that reason, up it goes..

bsflag
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:1star4ufool:
Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus.
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
OP is an idiot.
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
bsflag or nuke the asteroid.
Relax
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Umm 1991 VK is 25 LD away there is no chance that it's going to impact earth...
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
:bsflag or nuke the asteroid.
Relax
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ahhh
asteroid doom is something fresh and new, and why not?
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Jeez! If you're going to make up crappy doom stories, at least learn the difference between a comet and an asteroid.

Oh, and don't choose one that's so large or well known that any amateur with a half-decent telescope can track it.
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Tsunami will strike the West coast of America after approximately 1 hour and 39 mins.
West Coast of America tsunami height 103m
West coast of Mexico tsunami height 19m
Peru and Ecuador tsunami height 8m.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8473646


So you're tellin' us, it will be coming in low from the northwest, hit in the northern pacific about 950 miles west of the coast of Oregon. (Assuming the waves travels at 600 mph.)

Tsunamis will be 310 ft from WA to SoCal, 60 some ft along Baha and lower and 25 ft or so in SA.

BC & Alaska not affected? East Asia and Hawaii not affected?

The meteor that gets caught in our gravity must not be moving very fast to be snagged that easy to make it a new moon.

How can you be so accurate and no one else has this info??
Do you suppose there is a 90% chance of CME's directed at Earth will deflect them at the last minute and they will harmlessly mozy on by? I will eagerly await for your followup post after the fact(s).

hmm IDK....
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Not again, not another comet/asteroid hitting the Earth shit...
I love physics. It bonds us eternally, it's what makes our computers work, it's what's in my morning cup of coffee, it's the thing that keeps the universe from vanishing due to lack of belief...
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

How do I know? It doesn't matter now...

The Nasa Orbit diagram is deliberately wrong. Such a large asteroid upto 3km in diameter is 100% bound to be caught by Earth's gravity and impact the pacific Ocean and initiate tsunamis upto 200m reaching parts of the West Coast of LA, Mexico and Peru according to my sources.

If you believe there is no explanation.

If you do not believe, no explanation is possible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8473646


I will personally give you 1000 US$ via paypal if this thing hits Earth, you have my word and I really mean it.

But if it misses, please never come back to this site again UK AC, so let's wait January 25th 2012.

bump
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You do realise that if you're mistaken, the reputation of UK ACs will be destroyed forever?

5a
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clappa
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[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
[link to neo.jpl.nasa.gov]

How do I know? It doesn't matter now...

The Nasa Orbit diagram is deliberately wrong. Such a large asteroid upto 3km in diameter is 100% bound to be caught by Earth's gravity and impact the pacific Ocean and initiate tsunamis upto 200m reaching parts of the West Coast of LA, Mexico and Peru according to my sources.

If you believe there is no explanation.

If you do not believe, no explanation is possible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8473646


I will personally give you 1000 US$ via paypal if this thing hits Earth, you have my word and I really mean it.

But if it misses, please never come back to this site again UK AC, so let's wait January 25th 2012.

bump
 Quoting: OurLifeIsALie


I will reserve my vote to this thread until January 26th 2012.
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
I hate uk retards even more than American ones.

Stop posting shite you fuckwit. Too easily debunkable
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Re: Comet 7341 (1991 VK) will impact Earth on January 25th 2012
Tsunami will strike the West coast of America after approximately 1 hour and 39 mins.
West Coast of America tsunami height 103m
West coast of Mexico tsunami height 19m
Peru and Ecuador tsunami height 8m.
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I called this event off because I can.
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1 star for the british attention whore
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