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I'm going to be a father!

 
Beherenow
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I'm going to be a father!
I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and calm.

I just had to share.

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Re: I'm going to be a father!
congratulations !applause2
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Congratulation! Enjoy smelly shitty diapers for 3 years... 5a
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********congrats daddy*********!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Virtual Cigar for ya! :cigar:


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Nice one mate! Congratulations.
Another public service announcement from the Southern Hemisphere Information Leveraging Locus.
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Thanks all!
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I like it when they call me,"BIG PAPPA"!!!


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Congratulations!!! hf
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applause2ohyeahverycool
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May you have a stress free pregnancy, a problem free birth, and above all a happy and healthy child!

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Congrats!

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Congratulations!! Parenthood is awesome!
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I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and clam.

I just had to share.
 Quoting: Beherenow


Happy and clam?
Anyway, congrats.
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Congratulations.......hf


Just remember what you did to your parents.......Its your turn now.chuckle
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chorus Congrats! :)
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Blessings to you, my grand daughter is delivering on my son's birthday on Tuesday.
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congratulation enjoy SmileyWink
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May you have a stress free pregnancy, a problem free birth, and above all a happy and healthy child!
 Quoting: tuesday451



This one mean a lot to me. I hope so too. =)
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Congratulations!!!!
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I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and clam.

I just had to share.
 Quoting: Beherenow


Happy and clam?
Anyway, congrats.
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Fixed that. Thanks.
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Blessings to you, my grand daughter is delivering on my son's birthday on Tuesday.
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Congrats to you too!
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That's excellent OP !!! I'm so happy for you and your wife !!!! What a giant blessing !!applause2
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Take care of your little one!

You're going to be the best dad. I can just tell.

Post back and let and know if it's a girl or boy.
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Now that your wife is already pregnant, you can have sex with her all you want without any fear of getting her pregnant! I'd be hitting it every day if I were you.
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Congratulations OP!!

Best advice I can give any new Dad is BE THERE...I assume this is your first child.

Be there for Mom, be there for the baby, be there as he/she grows up...that's all there is to it :) Have fun!
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Just to be different from the sheepsheep and a bit of a stir, allow me to say, I'd wait 'til you see what colour it is before you start dance. After that, it's either hearts or macgun

Good luck tomato
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Start stashing your money for when she leaves you
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and calm.

I just had to share.
 Quoting: Beherenow



how come when a lady gets pregnant its their allways rubbing there belly saying "congrats"
but for the man no one rubs his dick saying "good job
now rub your dick and say "good job"
=)
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Take care of your little one!

You're going to be the best dad. I can just tell.

Post back and let and know if it's a girl or boy.
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Will do!
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
Congratulations OP!!

Best advice I can give any new Dad is BE THERE...I assume this is your first child.

Be there for Mom, be there for the baby, be there as he/she grows up...that's all there is to it :) Have fun!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Great advice. Having seen what it is like for a family without a father, I would never want that. It is my duty to be there for both.
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and calm.

I just had to share.
 Quoting: Beherenow



how come when a lady gets pregnant its their allways rubbing there belly saying "congrats"
but for the man no one rubs his dick saying "good job
now rub your dick and say "good job"
=)
 Quoting: psyco ninja


LOL! She already did!

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