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I'm going to be a father!

 
AlcoholicRunner

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01/08/2012 08:31 PM
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Congratulations OP!!

Best advice I can give any new Dad is BE THERE...I assume this is your first child.

Be there for Mom, be there for the baby, be there as he/she grows up...that's all there is to it :) Have fun!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup as long as mother in law doesnt meddle...
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01/08/2012 08:33 PM
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You WILL learn about REAL LOVE, if your a loving parent, when that child throws it's arms around you neck and give you a hug, and maybe a kiss !

Mine are ALL adults now, but only one had my grandchildren. As we hold our 'Family Christmas' about two weeks AFTER the actual event to exchange gifts, I treasure it for the genuine hugs I get from my two daughters, and FIRM handshake/eye contact from my son on such occasions.

Prepare to SHARE your wife's affections WITH that child. Doesn't mean she loves you any LESS; just that YOU don't ALWAYS come first !

Eagle
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01/08/2012 08:40 PM
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I just found out that I'm going to be a father. I feared this my whole life, but the second my wife told me I was happy and calm.

I just had to share.
 Quoting: Beherenow



how come when a lady gets pregnant its their allways rubbing there belly saying "congrats"
but for the man no one rubs his dick saying "good job
now rub your dick and say "good job"
=)
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LOL! She already did!
 Quoting: Beherenow


lol are you sure it was a rub instead of just a pet...??
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01/08/2012 08:53 PM
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You should get a paternity test. It's quite common for women to cheat with someone to get pregnant and then saddle their poor fool of a boyfriend/husband with raising the little bastard.
BRIEF
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01/08/2012 09:24 PM

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Congratulations OP!!

Best advice I can give any new Dad is BE THERE...I assume this is your first child.

Be there for Mom, be there for the baby, be there as he/she grows up...that's all there is to it :) Have fun!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup as long as mother in law doesnt meddle...
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Just have the help escort her to her car...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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01/08/2012 09:28 PM
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Congrats! The moment you first lay eyes on your child will change you forever, in the best way imaginable :) Good luck to you, your wife, and your little one!
Beherenow (OP)

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01/08/2012 10:04 PM
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
Congratulations OP!!

Best advice I can give any new Dad is BE THERE...I assume this is your first child.

Be there for Mom, be there for the baby, be there as he/she grows up...that's all there is to it :) Have fun!
 Quoting: BRIEF


Yup as long as mother in law doesnt meddle...
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


Just have the help escort her to her car...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Luck is on my side with that on, her mom retired to another country.
Celia D.

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01/08/2012 10:07 PM
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This is a natural human event - why did you fear this?
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01/08/2012 10:07 PM

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Congratulations to you and your wife, OP !!!hf
Beherenow (OP)

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01/12/2012 02:09 AM
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This is a natural human event - why did you fear this?
 Quoting: Celia D.


Because of health reasons. A long, long story...
Beherenow (OP)

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01/12/2012 02:09 AM
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Congratulations to you and your wife, OP !!!hf
 Quoting: tiger1


Thanks!
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Congratulations!!! Welcome to real responsibility!
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01/12/2012 02:15 AM
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
congrats!..

I became a father in 2010, and, now, i'm going to have another!..

It is the most basic, simple, purest form of love you will ever know.

Congrats to you, enjoy every single second of it. The Love for a child will change you in many ways for the better.
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01/12/2012 02:42 AM
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
You're screwed!
For life!
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
gratulations
your LIFE will never be the same
much better, richer, more responsible and challenging
wait for it :D

hf
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01/12/2012 02:57 AM

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You WILL learn about REAL LOVE, if your a loving parent, when that child throws it's arms around you neck and give you a hug, and maybe a kiss !

Mine are ALL adults now, but only one had my grandchildren. As we hold our 'Family Christmas' about two weeks AFTER the actual event to exchange gifts, I treasure it for the genuine hugs I get from my two daughters, and FIRM handshake/eye contact from my son on such occasions.

Prepare to SHARE your wife's affections WITH that child. Doesn't mean she loves you any LESS; just that YOU don't ALWAYS come first !

Eagle
 Quoting: Eagle # 1  8470513

Eagle, you made me tear up!! You are so right being a loving parent. So true.
Live and let live, for we all have our own lessons to learn.
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01/12/2012 03:03 AM
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
this love is deeper than romantic love.
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01/12/2012 03:09 AM
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God damn Breeders!

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Take your dogma and shove it!

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01/12/2012 03:12 AM
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Re: I'm going to be a father!
Awww....finally, happy news! Congratulations dad!ura
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01/12/2012 04:50 AM
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HUGE Congratulations!! Hope your bundle of joy arrives safely x
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01/12/2012 04:52 AM
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From one new father to another, and one that was in the same boat I will tell you now. YOUR GONNA LOVE IT!


Something to look forward to:



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01/12/2012 06:45 AM
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Wish you the best and Congrats !!!

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WeAreOne

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01/12/2012 06:52 AM
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It is a life changer!

You think you know love now? You have no idea what pure, unconditional love is until you have a child. It is the best thing to ever happen to me!

Big congrats peace
Be the change you want the World to be. Be someone that makes you happy.
FATMANGOBOOM

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01/12/2012 07:21 AM

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Hey Congratulations BeHereNow to you and your wife...

It is a grand adventure... enjoy it...
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*~*~CONGRATULATIONS!!~*~*