What 3 Scenarios are you preparing/gearing up for?

I'm preparing for:
1) the rapture
2) the rapture
3) the rapture

Hope you are, too!

Seen the book of eli? Good film..

1) Hungry ZOMBIES ( aka no more food stamps eaters )
2) Mad Chinese ( aka we caused all their problems)
3) EMP/Volcano SHTF

1. A chemtrail plane crashing into my house.

2. Higgs Bosons will be discovered to be micro black holes.

3. Economies will recover across the world causing world peace.

The last one was a joke BTW.

Obviously bugging in would be ideal but in many cases is not possible. If the neighborhoods start burning you have no choice. I wish I lived on some isolated sustainable farm or had a remote cabin in the woods but I don't. I want to LIVE! So I will take my chances in the wild. Best I can do to prepare is to keep going on backpacking trips, learn the area around me and hope for the best.

1: Economic collapse.
2, Riots and looting
3. Gov collapse

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Or in your case another Falklands war..

1. Open the fridge. No beer
2. Running out of toilet paper.
3. Kebab shop closed

See these seem to be the same scenario though. 1 would cause 2 that would end in 3. Same gear required for all.

True, the dude with the truck will probably manage to get to the end of his street before being stuck in gridlock, then what? Sit there whilst all the crazied have nots circle closer and closer, whispering "whats he gotz in his trucksies?".

Yeah, maybe he can shoot loads of em but eventually he'll have to sleep, hehe.

Number 3 really spells the end of the world for me..

4 wheel drive diesel baby. Also LOL @ this thread being pinned.

get a spit

kill a chav

stock up on pittas

you'll be fine

Rule #1 Cardio

extreme cold

pole shift

return of the wise ones

vinnie will save him..

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that is a GENUINE ad campaign running right now in the UK

how doomed ARE we exactly?

I am prepped!! Since it will be the Zombie Stippers from Hell, who will protect you if you take care of them, I have done the following:

I have stocked up on a few cases of Condoms, multiple bottle of Viagra, and lots and lots of energy drinks.

Is there anything else that anyone can think I am missing wrt my prep supplies?

I'm sure others are planning on living on your stored fat too. It's not like you'll be able to run away from them, fatty.

I am 46 now, and for all my life, I've been taught ONLY trained CPR givers should attempt to save people who have collapsed with heart attacks, NOW though, they want EVERYONE to do it.

call me an old suspicious bastard if you want, cos I am.

So Jane..You single..

only two things really, a mattress, and a cave, and you're ready.

you can use one of the empty energy drinks as a makeshift club.

Prep: Taser gun and a trolley to bring the fresh meat home on.

A Spit, for roasting said fresh meat and I'll probably re-open my local kebab shop. Plenty more fresh meat coming in, saving energy on having to pull my trolley up and down the local streets.

What about ravinous soccer hooligans? Are you prepared for them?

prepared for them?

I am them.

Economic Collapse

I think that's the better one, because i myself could get injured and economically collapse.. and so too can world currency's so it seemed like my first redundent pick.... i also don't got nobody to fall back on in life so i have to be very outstanding with my money...

so far i am entertaining the notion of haiving a resume made for every sort of affair, complete with fake certificates and licenses for each specific career... some of the more fun one's are:

1. forensic auditor
2. government tax revenue agent
3. passport service technician
4. foreign diplomat with diplomatic immunity
5. taxi driver
6. plumber
7. airline pilot
8. fiat currency printing technician
9. high ranking art appraiser

I'm ok with them anyway.

i'm white.