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The story of Adam and Eve's pets

 
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The story of Adam and Eve's pets
This little story is why God created some companions for Adam and Eve.

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Last Edited by 0/A Sunray on 01/10/2012 12:47 AM
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01/10/2012 12:53 AM
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
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Sorry AC, I think I will let that one go through to the keeper.
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1345673


Sorry AC, I think I will let that one go through to the keeper.
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cheers, thanks anyway OP
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
Eve has already paid Adam in sexual favours...he lost the right to the rib a long time ago, it was a gift to his beifit
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Eve has already paid Adam in sexual favours...he lost the right to the rib a long time ago, it was a gift to his beifit
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Sexual Favours... are you serious? so was it a cruel trick to include enigma's such as the menstruation cycle, different logical thinking patterns, to even women's teeth; as fine print in the contract clause?

Or rather, was Adam partying it up in Bangkok in some red light district bar, where he was drugged and wakes up in a bathtub of ice with a splitting headache, vague recollection of two females (or shemales in the case of bangkok), and a stitch where his rib was removed.

Somehow he caught on to the syndicate that has been doing this for a while, in which when Adam confronts the syndicate and threatens to blow the whole profitable operation, they offer him a female instead and tell Adam that he has to fuck off this info or be killed.

Thinking females are just sexual favour (objects) total disinfo..
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
Eve Bore two chilluns...boths sons...he owes her an extra rib

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