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The story of Adam and Eve's pets

 
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The story of Adam and Eve's pets
This little story is why God created some companions for Adam and Eve.

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Last Edited by Keep the Faith on 01/10/2012 12:47 AM
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits,
slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the
Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity.
The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife,or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.
No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome."

Sir Winston Churchill; (Source: The River War, first edition, Vol II, pages 248-250 London).
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If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
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If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
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Sorry AC, I think I will let that one go through to the keeper.
How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries, improvident habits,
slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the
Prophet rule or live. A degraded sensualism deprives this life of its grace and refinement, the next of its dignity and sanctity.
The fact that in Mohammedan law every woman must belong to some man as his absolute property, either as a child, a wife,or a concubine, must delay the final extinction of slavery until the faith of Islam has ceased to be a great power among men.
Individual Muslims may show splendid qualities, but the influence of the religion paralyses the social development of those who follow it.
No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith. It has already spread throughout Central Africa, raising fearless warriors at every step; and were it not that Christianity is sheltered in the strong arms of science, the science against which it had vainly struggled, the civilization of modern Europe might fall, as fell the civilization of ancient Rome."

Sir Winston Churchill; (Source: The River War, first edition, Vol II, pages 248-250 London).
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
If god made Eve from Adam's rib... does that then mean that if Eve leaves Adam, does Adam then have a right to his rib back or some kind of compensation? It's not like Adam asked for his rib to be extracted for Eve.

OP, do you know if animals (ie. Adam and Eve's pets) communicate on the same level (eg. dialect) within the Garden of Eden?

Anyone else with the answer, please give us the layman summary, not heaps of verses and preaching.
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Sorry AC, I think I will let that one go through to the keeper.
 Quoting: 101


cheers, thanks anyway OP
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Re: The story of Adam and Eve's pets
Eve has already paid Adam in sexual favours...he lost the right to the rib a long time ago, it was a gift to his beifit
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"Benefit"
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Eve has already paid Adam in sexual favours...he lost the right to the rib a long time ago, it was a gift to his beifit
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Sexual Favours... are you serious? so was it a cruel trick to include enigma's such as the menstruation cycle, different logical thinking patterns, to even women's teeth; as fine print in the contract clause?

Or rather, was Adam partying it up in Bangkok in some red light district bar, where he was drugged and wakes up in a bathtub of ice with a splitting headache, vague recollection of two females (or shemales in the case of bangkok), and a stitch where his rib was removed.

Somehow he caught on to the syndicate that has been doing this for a while, in which when Adam confronts the syndicate and threatens to blow the whole profitable operation, they offer him a female instead and tell Adam that he has to fuck off this info or be killed.

Thinking females are just sexual favour (objects) total disinfo..
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Eve Bore two chilluns...boths sons...he owes her an extra rib

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